Children's Book Titles that should Never Be

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1. The Little Bunny that Shat Himself
   
2. Blenders are Fun!
   
3. Your Mother's a Penis Vacuum
   
4. The Toddler's Guide to Disassembling a TV
   
5. Dad's New Husband Chris
   
6. What's that Pretty Little Bottle in the Medicine Cabinet?
   
7. Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Playing in the Toliet
   
8. Mommy's New Wife Emily
   
9. Playing in the Uranator is Fun!
   
10. How to Disembowel a Rat Before Baking It
    
11. The Elephant that Shat in the Wheelie Bin
    
12. The Princess and the Pee
    
13. Why Does Everybody Call Mommy a Flexible Container of Massengill?
    
14. Putting Your Head in the Oven
    
15. Those Sharp Things in the Silverware Drawer Are Your Friends
    
16. The Preschooler's Guide to Rat's Patooties
    
17. Wearing Sunglasses At Night
    
18. Horton Hears a Douchebag
    
19. Here Comes Peter Cottontail, Bearing His Cross Down the Rabbit Trail
    
20. Learn to Run Before You Learn to Walk!
    

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