The Deliberate Destruction of a Toy R2-D2 Robot

THE DELIBERATE DESTRUCTION
OF A TOY R2-D2 ROBOT*
Today, you'll see how to destroy a toy R2-D2 robot.

First, you'll need one of these:

This is an R2-D2™ Astromech Interactive Droid.

Next, you'll want one of these:

This is a Tiger Shark golf club -- a putter to be precise -- but you can swing it like a regular golf club too.

Finally, you'll need ready access to one of these:

This is a wall-mounted porcelain uranator.
You may also use a floor-mounted uranator, or one made from stainless steel as well.

Step 1: Start by calling the robot some rather unkind names - do so until he begins to malfunction as shown in these videos:

Step 2: Mete out a bit of physical abuse as well as continuing the verbal barrage.
You do not want to actually destroy the robot; you just want to neutralise it for now.

Music videos I made using R2-D2 as a very important feature in them; the song "R2-D2 (Lives in my Butt)" by Worm Quartet was used.

The kitty cat shows up in much of this video.

The song "Tree Bucket" by Worm Quartet was used for this video.

The song "Spatula" by Worm Quartet was the impetus for making this video.

The following videos are ***NOT*** ones I made, but they still depict robot abuse.

There is a video of two "tweens" abusing one of these robots by repeatedly slamming it in the closet door, but I'm not able to find it at the moment.

Step 3: Once the robot has been neutralized, take it and the golf club to any men's bathroom equipped with a wall- or floor-mounted porcelain or stainless steel uranator.

Set R2-D2 on the bathroom floor, and activate it.
Pick up the golf club; being certain that the clubface is squarely aligned with the robot.
Waddle, as all good golfers do. Do NOT YET make your backswing; just waddle.

Step 4: DID YOU REALLY THINK I WAS GOING TO BEAT THE LIVING TWEEDLE OUT OF A POOR, DEFENSELESS, INNOCENT, HELPLESS PLASTIC ROBOT AND DISPOSE OF ITS BODY IN THE URANATOR?!?

Contents copywrong © 2010 Craig Johnson DBA TDM Productions.
Page created on 02-25-10; last updated 03-05-10.

* VERY IMPORTANT!!! No robots were harmed or damaged (repairably or irrepairably so) for the making of this web page!!! For that matter, no hammers, beds, uranators, or other items were damaged either.