Viva Piñata POSTERS
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Viva Piñata™ Posters, retail $16.01
Manufactured by Signs.com (www.sign.com)
Last updated 04-06-10





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These are the Viva Piñata™ Posters...not a whole lot to say about them except for the fact that they are extremely colorful and gay*, and would brighten any room.

I have them on this website because I just love the Viva Piñata™ television program -- I'm 45 and like Viva Piñata™...so sue me!!!

In the above poster, you can see Dr. Quackberry, Cecil Cocoadile, and a sheep who's name I don't yet know (sheep play a very rare role on Viva Piñata™, so it's no real surprise that I do not know his or her name).

I even memorised the words to the Viva Piñata™ opening (theme) songs:
(Season 1)
{Hudson Horstachio} It's party time!

Viva Piñata
Filled with fun (filled with fun!)
Viva Piñata
Don't beat 'em, join 'em (woo!)
Viva Piñata
Filled with fun {Franklin Fizzlybear}(filled with fun!)
Viva Piñata
Don't beat 'em, join 'em (don't beat 'em, join 'em!)

{Voice, not singing}
Welcome to picturesque Piñata Island.
In its many gardens all matter of piñatas live, dance, and dream that one day,
They will be chosen to entertain at a party as only piñatas can.
Well, most piñatas that is...

{Fergy Fudgehog} O fudge!

{Singing resumes}
Shake it, shake it, shake it like a party animal
Break it, break it, break it like a party animal
Shake it, shake it, shake it like a party animal
Break it, break it, break it, break it, break it, break it, break it

Viva Piñata
Filled with fun (filled with fun!)
Viva Piñata
Don't beat 'em, join 'em (woo!)
Viva Piñata
Filled with fun {Ella Elephanilla} (filled with fun!)
Viva Piñata
Don't beat 'em, join 'em

{Yelled}
Viva Piñata!


(Season 2)
{Hudson Horstachio} It's party time!

Woo-hoo!
Yeah!
Oh yeah!
Viva Piñata
{Fergy Fudgehog} Viva, viva Piñata yada yada!
There's a place where everything's sweeter,
Step on the candiosity meter.
Meet all of the candy filled creatures! (Party animals!)
All piñatas love to dance.
Feel the music start to prance.
Boogie like there's ants in our pants!

{speaking, not singing}
Welcome to picturesque Piñata Island.
In its many gardens all manner of piñatas live, dance, and dream that one day,
They will be chosen to entertain at a party as only piñatas can.
Well, most piñatas that is...
{Fergy Fudgehog} O fudge!

{singing resumes}
Shake it, shake it, shake it, like a party animal!
Break it, break it, break it, like a party animal!
Shake it, shake it, shake it, like a party animal
Break it, break it, break it, like a party animal! (break it, break it, break it, break it!)

Love to bop and love to bounce.
But it's what's inside that counts,
Delicious candy in large amounts! (Party animals!)
So grab a stick and take a swing!
Do the piñata thing!
Come to the place where party is king!

Viva Piñata!


And here's a version of the Viva Piñata song you DON'T want to hear:

{Hudson}: It's not Party Time!
No!
Oh No!
{Background Singers}: Kill the Piñatas!
{Fergy}: Kill the, Kill the Pinatyaddayaddas!
{Singer}:There's a place where nothing's sweet-a, don't step on the candiosity meter, just kill the candy filled creatures!
{Backround Singers}: They're not animals!
{Singer}: All Piñatas hate to dance, they hear the music, stop to prance! They literally have ants in their pants!*

{Voice, not singing}: Get away from volcano-ridden Piñata Island.
In its one grey garden, all manner of piñatas crawl, scream, and mumble,
That never, will they be chosen to entertain at a party, as only piñatas can't.
Well, few piñatas that is.
{Fergy}: YAY!!! The cannoñata!!!

{Singing resumes}: Shake it shake it shake it like a dead animal
Break it break it break it like a dead animal
Shake it shake it shake it like a dead animal
{Hudson}: Break it break it break it break it break it break it {like Beavis & Butt-Head when they find an overhead projector}!!!!

Hate to bop and hate to bounce,
But it's what's inside that doesn't count,
Yucky vegetables in small amounts.
{Background singers}: They're not animals!
So grab a bowling ball roll a strike
It's what those pesky piñatas like
Go to a crappy party on your bike!!!
Kill the Piñatas!!!
* The first six lines of this song are by "TheFudgehogGuy" on the PiñataIsland.info fora.


So you don't believe that I'm really nuts about these party animals?
I have the Viva Piñata™ Party Light and the Viva Piñata™ T-Shirts on my website as well!!!



These are Viva Piñata™ posters, not flashlights designed to be thrashed, trashed, and abused. So I won't throw them against the wall, stomp on them, try to drown them in the toylet bowl or the cistern, run over them, swing them against the concrete floor of a patio, use a ball peen hammer in order to bash them open to check them for candiosity, fire them from the cannoñata, drop them down the top of Mt. Erupto (I guess I've been watching the TV program "Viva Piñata" too much again - candiosity is usually checked with a laser-type device on a platform with a large readout (located at Piñata Central aka. Party Central), with a handheld wand that Langston Lickatoad uses, or with a pack-of-cards-sized device that Fergy Fudgehog uses; the cannoñata (also located at Piñata Central) is only used to shoot piñatas to piñata parties away from picturesque Piñata Island, and Mt. Erupto is an active volcano on Piñata Island {In the episode "Les Saves the Day...Again", Paulie Preztail says "Hey, ever wonder why this park's called 'Mount Erupto' anyway?", then Franklin Fizzlybear says "I think its an old native term. Means 'very safe.'"}), send them to the Daystrom Institute for additional analysis, or inflict upon them punishments that flashlights may have inflicted upon them.






Hudson Horstachio and Paulie Preztail on the dance floor.
Note the 1970s-era disco ball.



Franklin Fizzlybear, Hudson Horstachio, a Buzzlegum (the bee-like piñata), Fergy Fudgehog, and Paulie Preztail posing for the camera.



Fergy Fudgehog, Hudson Horstachio, Franklin Fizzlybear, and Paulie Preztail posing for the camera again.



Pierre Parrybo, Franklin Fizzlybear, Hudson Horstachio, Paulie Preztail, and Fergy Fudgehog hamming it up for the lens yet again.



Hudson Horstachio, Fergy Fudgehog, Franklin Fizzlybear, and Paulie Preztail hanging out on picturesque Piñata Island.






TEST NOTES:
Posters were purchased on Ebay in 2007 and 2008.

Product was made in the United States.
A product's country of origin really does matter to some people, which is why I published it on this web page.

* Gay = bright & lively, ***NOT*** homosexual.


UPDATE: 00-00-00



    MANUFACTURER: Signs.com
    PRODUCT TYPE: Posters
    LAMP TYPE: N/A
    No. OF LAMPS: N/A
    BEAM TYPE: N/A
    SWITCH TYPE: N/A
    CASE MATERIAL: Paper
    BEZEL: N/A
    BATTERY: N/A
    CURRENT CONSUMPTION: N/A
    WATER- AND PEE-RESISTANT: No
    SUBMERSIBLE: NO WAY HOZAY!!!
    ACCESSORIES: None
    WARRANTY: Unknown/TBA

    PRODUCT RATING:

    Product was not intended to be a light-emitter, so the traditional "star" rating will not be used.





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