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Green LED Finger "Lite", retail $1.00
Manufactured by (Unknown)
Last updated 09-11-12

The Green LED Finger "Lite" is a small, lightweight flashlight that you slip onto a finger using the included (and already installed) rubber band.

It features a green LED of reasonable intensity; that LED is powered by a trio of unknown-type button cells safely (and rather permanently) contained within.

It was purchased from a "gumball"-type machine at the Godfather's Pizza restaraunt in Auburn WA. USA on 09-09-12.

 Size of product w/hand to show scale SIZE

To use your shiny new (or corroded old ) Finger "Lite", remove it from the plastic 'egg', and dispose of or recycle the 'egg' as you see fit.

You'll note a rather wide rubber band on the bottom of the unit; simply place any of your fingers through the rubber band and arrange things so that the light is on the top of your finger with its "business-end" facing away from you.

To turn the Finger "Lite" on, slide the switch toward the front of the unit; to neutralise it (turn it off), slide the same swich toward the back.
Yes, it's really that easy.

This product appears to have been manufactured to be disposable, so I don't have to tell you which part to remove, throw into the cargo bay of a stolen space shuttle, blast into fairly high (but not necessarily geosynchronous) orbit of Earth, use a spring to launch it toward the type G2 star at the center of our planetary system, and then rather emphatically tell you not to -- that you should just set it aside instead.

This finger "lite" comes in a somewhat flimsy plastic body, not a sturdier plastic or a metal body; it is also not waterproof. So I won't try to drown it in the toliet tank, bash it against a steel rod or against the concrete floor of a carport in effort to try and expose the bare Metalwargrowlmon - er - the bare Metalblackmegatrailmon - um that's not it either...the bare a sec here...THE BARE METAL (guess I've been watching too much Digimon again! - now I'm just making {vulgar term for feces} up!!!) (But wait! Where's the bare metal anyway?!?), let my mother's big dog's ghost, her kitties, my kitty or my sister's kitty cat piddle (uranate) on it, hose it down with my mother's gun, run over it with a 450lb Quickie Pulse 6 motorised wheelchair, stomp on it, use a medium ball peen hammer in order to bash it open to check it for candiosity, fire it from the cannoņata, drop it down the top of Mt. Erupto (now I guess I've been watching the TV program "Viva Piņata" too much again - candiosity is usually checked with a laser-type device on a platform with a large readout (located at Piņata Central {aka. "Party Central"}), with a handheld wand that Langston Lickatoad uses, or with a pack-of-cards-sized device that Fergy Fudgehog uses; the cannoņata (also located at Piņata Central) is only used to shoot piņatas to piņata parties away from picturesque Piņata Island, and Mt. Erupto is an active volcano on Piņata Island), send it to the Daystrom Institute for additional analyses, or perform other indecencies on it that a flashlight in a sturdier plastic or a metal body might have to have performed on it.

It was also a birthday gift from two very special friends, so no damaging or even potentialy destructive testing would have been performed on it regardless of what type of product it was.

Therefore, this section of the Finger "Lite"'s web page will seem a bit more bare than this section of the web page on a page about a flashlight in a sturdier plastic or a metal body.

Beam photograph on the test target at 12".
Measures 13,700mcd on an Amprobe LM631A light meter.

Beam photograph on a wall at ~8 feet.

Photograph of the product on my finger as it is intended to be used.

Spectrographic analysis
Spectrographic analysis of the LED in this light.

Spectrographic analysis
Spectrographic analysis of the LED in this light; spectrometer's response narrowed to a band between 510nm and 540nm to pinpoint emission peak wavelength, which is 520.088nm.

USB2000 Spectrometer graciously donated by P.L.

ProMetric analysis
Beam cross-sectional analysis.

Image made using the ProMetric System by Radiant Imaging.

Product was given to me as a birthday present by my two best friends Phillip B. and Paul D. on the afternnoon of 09-09-12 (or, "09 Sep. 2012" or even, "Sep. 09, Twenty Stick-Very-Twirly-Stick" if you prefer).
Since it was a gift, the "" icon will be appended to its listings on this website, denoting the fact that no damaging or even potentialy destructive testing will be performed on it.

UPDATE: 00-00-00

The Price Is Right (O WAIT!!! Isn't that a TV game show?)
Light weight
Uses an LED for cool operation and extended battery life
Fits even adult fingers without feeling constrictive

Flimsy, "chintzy"-feeling (cheap-feeling) contruction
Switch is a bit flakey
Disposable (I have yet to found a way to nondestructively change batteries anyway)

    PRODUCT TYPE: LED "finger" light
    LAMP TYPE: 5mm green LED
    No. OF LAMPS: 1
    BEAM TYPE: Medium spot; somewhat irregular in configuration
    SWITCH TYPE: Slide on/off on upper surface of product
    CASE MATERIAL: Plastic
    BEZEL: Plastic; sides of LED protected by transparent plastic hosel
    BATTERY: 3x unknown-type cells
    CURRENT CONSUMPTION: Unknown/unable to measure
    WATER- AND URANATION-RESISTANT: Very light splatter-resistance at maximum
    ACCESSORIES: Batteries
    SIZE: 40.2mm L x 15mm W x 13mm D (not incl. switch)
    WEIGHT: 5.70g (0.20 oz.)
    COUNTRY OF MANUFACTURE: Unknown; though presumably China
    WARRANTY: Unknown/not stated


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