Chirping Palm Pet, retail $2.99
Manufactured by (Unknown) for DanDee (URL not known)
Last updated 02-21-13
This product does not emit light and isn't an R/C vehicle or test instrument, so my standard review format will not be used and the Chirping Palm Pet will not be assigned a rating.
The Chirping Palm Pet is a rather lifelike-looking baby chick with rabbit ears & a bow for Easter that chirps whenever you place it in the palm of your hand.
It emits rather realistic-sounding chirping sounds as long as you keep holding it.
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To hear your Chirping Palm Pet do what it does best, simply place it in the palm of your hand.
The instructional materials advise, "for best results, rub your hands together before placing chick in palm".
To feed your Chirping Palm Pet (do not attempt to cram seeds in its mouth -- that doesn't work here!!!), turn it so that its belly faces up toward the ceiling.
Unscrew & remove the small Phillips screw, remove the battery door, place them into a real birdcage, clean out that cage (usually by sliding the {vulgar slang term for caca}-covered newspaper out and wadding those bitches up for disposal), and throw it into the dustbin (garbage can)...O WAIT!!! YOU'LL NEED THAT!!! So just set them aside instead!!!
If necessary, remove the tired old LR41 button cells, and dispose of or recycle them as you see fit.
Do not use your foot to push them under the Lazy-Boy where the dog might find them, do not attempt to flush them down the loo, and for Christ sakes please do not throw them over the side of a dock where they might hit a flounder on the way down to the sea bottom.
Install two new LR41 button cells, orienting them so that the one closest to the bird's bunghole goes in its chamber flat-end (+) positive faces up, and insert the one closest to the bird's beak goes in button-end (-) negative faces up.
Place the battery door back on, screw in that small screw, and be done with it.
Aren't you glad that you didn't toss that screw & battery door into a real birdcage now?
The screw is small, but not "fiddly small" -- that is, even an adult with somewhat fat fingers can still easily grasp it and guide it into its opening.
Photograph of the stupid sodding phoney-bologna fake plastic bird in my hand where it ***REALLY*** belongs.
This video demonstrates nothing more than the Chirping Palm Pet taking a s**t...er...uh...I mean, CHIRPING in the palm of my hand -- exactly what it was designed to do.
Turn your earphones or computer speakers up a bit; as the whole point of the video is the audio (chirping).
This video is approximately 9.6634551883 megabytes (9,822,183 bytes) in length; dial-up users please be aware.
It will take no less than forty eight minutes to load at 48.0Kbps.
TEST NOTES:
Test unit was purchased at a local Safeway store on the morning of 02-19-13.
MANUFACTURER: DanDee
PRODUCT TYPE: Resistance-activated chirping bird
LAMP TYPE: N/A
No. OF LAMPS: None
BEAM TYPE: N/A
SWITCH TYPE: Resistance-activated "on", self-neutralising
CASE MATERIAL: Plastic with acrylic (?) "fur"
BEZEL: N/A
BATTERY: 2x LR41 button cells
CURRENT CONSUMPTION: Unknown/unable to measure
WATER- AND URANATION-RESISTANT: Very light splatter-resistant at absolute maximum
SUBMERSIBLE: LE DIABLE PORTANT UNE COUCHE-CULOTTE IMBIBÉ DE PISSE, NON!
ACCESSORIES: 2x LR41 button cells
SIZE: ~72mm L x ~52mm W x ~97mm H (incl. rabbit ears)
WEIGHT: 26.10g (0.920 oz.) incl. batteries
COUNTRY OF MANUFACTURE: China
WARRANTY: Unknown/not stated
PRODUCT RATING:
This product will not be rated because it is not a light-emitter or R/C vehicle.
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), turn it so that its belly faces up toward the ceiling.
