Easter Rabbit LED FigURINE, retail $2.00 (Big!Lots*)
Manufactured by (Unknown) for Big Lots
Last updated 02-24-13
The Easter Rabbit LED Figurine is a product that looks like a large Christmas ornament to hang on your tree, but is in actuality a holiday-themed figurine that can be stood up on a table, desk, mantle, windowsill, and other flat places.
But what made it appear on this website is that LED -- it has a red die and a blue die inside that alternately flash. This LED is housed in a rabbit-shaped "crackle glass" or "snowman"-type covering that not only disperses the light, but the covering itself glows when irradiated by the LED contained within.
The whole thing feeds from a trio of LR41 button cells -- which are user-replaceable when they poop out instead of being permanently installed which would make the Easter Rabbit LED Figurine disposable. No, you can use it year after year.
* Product was not found on the Big!Lots website, so this URL simply leads to their 'front door'.
(You know what they say...you can't spell 'figurine' without 'URINE' hahaha!!!! )
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To use your shiny new (or dirty old) Easter Rabbit LED Figurine, turn it upside-down, and look for a red slide switch on its base. Slide it to the "ON" position (as the rabbit faces forward) and set the Easter Rabbit LED Figurine down anywhere you wish (well, probably not inside the dishwasher, the dryer, the shower stall, the toliet, etc.).
To neutralise the Easter Rabbit LED Figurine, slide the little red switch the other way.
To change the batteries in your shiny new (or dirty old) Easter Rabbit LED Figurine, turn it upside-down, and use a small Phillips screwdriver to unscrew & remove the screw securing the battery door. Swing the battery door up from the side that the screw was in, and remove that too.
Carry them to a birdcage, drop them in, proceed to clean out that cage (usually by sliding the {vulgar slang term for caca}-covered newspaper out and wadding those bitches up for disposal), and throw the s****y newspaper into the dustbin (garbage can)...O WAIT!!! YOU'LL NEED THOSE!!! So just set them aside instead!!!
Remove the three expired LR41 button cells from the battery compartment, and dispose of or recycle them as you see fit. Do not use your foot to push them under the couch where the family cat might find & eat them, and for Christ sakes, please do not throw them into a field when an Easter egg hunt is to commence shortly!!!
Install three new LR41 cells into the compartment, orienting them so that their flat-ends (+) positives face the spring at one end of the compartment.
Place the battery door back on, and screw that small screw back in.
Aren't you glad that you didn't place them onto poopy newspaper in that birdcage now?
This is a decorative, holiday-themed (Easter) figurine, not a flashlight meant to be thrashed, trashed, and abused. So I won't try to drown it in the toliet tank, bash it against a steel rod or against the concrete floor of a carport in effort to try and expose the bare Metalmarineangemon - er - the bare Metaltrailmon - um that's not it either...the bare Metalsusanoomon...er...uh...wait a sec here...THE BARE METAL (guess I've been watching too much Digimon again! - now I'm just making {vulgar term for feces} up!!!), let my mother's big dog's ghost, her kitties, my kitty or my sister's kitty cat piddle (uranate) on it, hose it down with my mother's gun, run over it with a 450lb Quickie Pulse 6 motorised wheelchair, stomp on it, use a medium ball peen hammer in order to bash it open to check it for candiosity, fire it from the cannoñata, drop it down the top of Mt. Erupto (now I guess I've been watching the TV program "Viva Piñata" too much again - candiosity is usually checked with a laser-type device on a platform with a large readout (located at Piñata Central {aka. "Party Central"}), with a handheld wand that Langston Lickatoad uses, or with a pack-of-cards-sized device that Fergy Fudgehog uses; the cannoñata (also located at Piñata Central) is only used to shoot piñatas to piñata parties away from picturesque Piñata Island, and Mt. Erupto is an active volcano on Piñata Island), send it to the Daystrom Institute for additional analyses, or perform other indecencies on it that a flashlight might have to have performed on it. Therefore, this section of the Easter Rabbit LED FigURINE's web page will seem a bit more bare than this section of the web page on a page about a flashlight.
Photograph of the Easter Rabbit LED FigURINE with the blue LED die on.
Photograph of the Easter Rabbit LED FigURINE with the red LED die on.
Spectrographic analysis of the red LED die in this figURINE.
Spectrographic analysis of the red LED die in this figURINE; spectrometer's response narrowed to a band between 620nm and 640nm to pinpoint emission peak wavelength, which is exactly 629.000nm.
Spectrographic analysis of the blue LED die in this figURINE.
Spectrographic analysis of the blue LED die in this figURINE; spectrometer's response narrowed to a band between 450nm and 470nm to pinpoint emission peak wavelength, which is 463.127nm.
Brief vid showing the Easter Rabbit LED FigURINE in action.
The odd capitalisation is because you can't spell the word 'figurine' without 'URINE'.
O boy, a blinking light!
So thrilling!!
So pulse-racing!!!
Actually, it kinda makes you want to kick one of those Penal-Ware® suicide-resistant prison combys over and then proceed to "bete" "thuh" "livengg" "tweadle" "owt" "uv" "itt" "withh" "yer" "phavouret "noo" "galph" "klubbz" doesn't it?
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TEST NOTES:
Test unit was purchased at a Big!Lots store in Federal Way WA. USA on the morning of 02-19-13.
UPDATE: 00-00-00
MANUFACTURER: Unknown
PRODUCT TYPE: Seasonal lighted decoration
LAMP TYPE: Bicolor LED
No. OF LAMPS: 1
BEAM TYPE: N/A
SWITCH TYPE: Slide switch on/off on base of product
CASE MATERIAL: Plastic
BEZEL: N/A
BATTERY: 3x LR41 button cells
CURRENT CONSUMPTION: Unknown/unable to measure
WATER- AND URANATION-RESISTANT: Very light splatter-resistance at maximum
SUBMERSIBLE: ¡¡¡EL CONEJITO DE PASCUA QUE UNA FUGA EN UN CAMPO DONDE LA CAZA UN HUEVO DE PASCUA ESTÁ PRODUCIENDO, NO!!!
ACCESSORIES: 3x LR41 button cells
SIZE: 135mm T (incl. ears) x 62mm Dia.
WEIGHT: 35.80g (1.260 oz.)
COUNTRY OF MANUFACTURE: China
WARRANTY: Unknown/not stated (presumably guaranteed against DOA)
PRODUCT RATING:
THIS IS A SEASONAL PRODUCT AND WILL NOT BE RATED FOR THAT REASON!
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- now I'm just making {vulgar term for feces} up!!!), let my mother's big dog's ghost, her kitties, my kitty or my sister's kitty cat piddle (uranate) on it, hose it down with my mother's gun, run over it with a 450lb Quickie Pulse 6 motorised wheelchair, stomp on it, use a medium ball peen hammer in order to bash it open to check it for candiosity, fire it from the cannoñata, drop it down the top of Mt. Erupto (now I guess I've been watching the TV program "Viva Piñata" too much again 
