Light-Up Rabbit, retail $1.34
Manufactured by (Unknown) for Right Aid (www.rightaid.com)
Last updated 02-26-13
Because of the nature of this product, my usual evaluation format will not be used. This will just be a brief quasi-informational page with three photographs, three spectrographic analyses, and a video.
This is a soft, rubbery inflated rabbit specicially designed to be sold shortly before Easter.
It features two bright blinking LEDs inside (one red, the other blue) that are activated by hitting it in the palm of your hand -- the LEDs blink for 14.50 seconds (timed on a clock with a second hand on it); then they self-terminate.
One thing I noted almost right away: the sodding phoney-bologna fake rubbery inflated stupid dead bunny has a fairly strong 'chemical' or 'solvent' odour to it if you hold it anywhere even CLOSE to your nose.
I mean Jesus Christ this {vulgar slang term for one who initiates sexual coupling} really reeks!!!
"YOU'RE A STINKY, STINKY RABBIT" is what I immediately thought.
It kinda reminds me of a scene in the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Battle of Bikini Bottom" where Patrick Star rubs SpongeBob's face in his armpit, and SpongeBob says (with his face all scrunched up and sounding like he's plugging his nose), "You're a stinky, stinky sea star!"
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This product is disposable, so I do not have to tell you which part to remove, stash behind the couch with the Easter egg that won't be discovered until mid-August, and then tell you rather emphatically not to!
Rabbit activated.
Spectrographic analysis of the LEDs.
Spectrographic analysis of the orange LED in this product; spectrometer's response narrowed to a band between 600nm and 620nm to pinpoint emission peak wavelength, which is 610.688nm.
Spectrographic analysis of the blue LED in this product; spectrometer's response narrowed to a band between 440nm and 460nm to pinpoint emission peak wavelength, which is 450.497nm.
This brief video shows only the Light-Up Rabbit in operation.
O BOY, BLINKING LIGHTS!
SO EXCITING!!
SO PULSE-POUNDING!!!
Actually, it sorta makes you want to kick one of those wall-mounted porcelain uranators off the wall and "bete" "thuh" "livvin" "tweadle" "owt" "uv" "itt" "witthh" "uh" "pare" "uv" "oldd" "orh" "uzedd" "boling" "shooz", doesn't it?
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The Light-Up Rabbit was purchased at a Right-Aid store in Federal Way WA. USA on 02-19-13.
UPDATE: 00-00-00
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is what I immediately thought.
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