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, unclip the battery door at one end, lift it off, gently place it on the floor, and kick it under that Christmas tree you're always forgetting to water so that the hungry, hungry silverfish find it, attempt to eat it, find it to taste yucky (like totally unpaltable dude), and instead uranate on it...O WAIT!!! YOU'LL NEED THAT!!! So just set it aside instead. 

 - candiosity is usually checked with a scanner-type device on a platform with a large readout, a handheld wand that Langston Lickatoad uses, or a pack-of-cards-sized device that Fergy Fudgehog uses;  and the cannoñata is only used to shoot piñatas to piñata parties away from Piñata Island), send it to the Daystrom Institute for additional analysis, or inflict upon it punishments that flashlights may have inflicted upon them.   So this section of the  web page will seem ***SIGNIFICANTLY*** more bare than this section of the web page on a page about a flashlight.

 
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