Hanging LED Eyeballs, retail $3.99 (www.groceryoutlet.com*)
Manufactured by (Unknown) for Christmas International
Last updated 09-27-13

This is a set of "eyes" designed for you to attach to your window with a handy-dandy suction cup (which is included).

The eyeballs have self-flashing RGB (red/green/blue) LEDs in them that do a color wash and some flashing.

They are designed with batteries that are meant to be replaceable, so you can use them year after year.

The flashing eyeballs will make your window scary enough that you might very well have to hose little puddles of micturition off your porch on November 01.

* Product was not found on the Grocery Outlet website because there is no, "Search" function visible, so this URL simply leads to their front door.


To use your Hanging LED Eyeballs, first remove the, "Try Me" switch from the unit by following the wire from the red & white button to the back of the product, and simply unplugging it.

Slide the slide switch on the back of the product to the "ON" position to turn them on.

Slide the switch to the "OFF" position to neutralise them.

Hang them in your window with the included suction cup; yes, that's all there is to it.

Turn the unit upside-down, and remove the screw with a #0 phillips screwdriver (the one with the 2.4mm shaft diameter from my set of jeweler's screwdrivers did the trick here), and lift the battery door away. Remove the two used AAA cells if necessary, and recycle or dispose of them as you see fit.

Install two new AAA cells, orienting them so that their flat ends (-) negatives face the spring for them in each chamber.

Place the battery doory back on, and gently bit firmly tighten the screw.

Unable to measure current usage due to how the product was constructed and how it functions.

This is a Halloween decoration, not a flashlight meant to be thrashed, trashed, and abused. So I won't try to drown it in the toliet tank, bash it against a steel rod or against the concrete floor of a carport in effort to try and expose the bare Metalmarineangemon - er - the bare Metaltrailmon - um that's not it either...the bare Metalsusanoomon...er...uh...wait a sec here...THE BARE METAL (guess I've been watching too much Digimon again! - now I'm just making {vulgar term for feces} up!!!), let my mother's big dog's ghost, her kitties, my kitty or my sister's kitty cat piddle (uranate) on it, hose it down with my mother's gun, run over it with a 450lb Quickie Pulse 6 motorised wheelchair, stomp on it, use a medium ball peen hammer in order to bash it open to check it for candiosity, fire it from the cannoñata, drop it down the top of Mt. Erupto (now I guess I've been watching the TV program "Viva Piñata" too much again - candiosity is usually checked with a laser-type device on a platform with a large readout (located at Piñata Central {aka. "Party Central"}), with a handheld wand that Langston Lickatoad uses, or with a pack-of-cards-sized device that Fergy Fudgehog uses; the cannoñata (also located at Piñata Central) is only used to sshoot piñatas to piñata parties away from picturesque Piñata Island, and Mt. Erupto is an active volcano on Piñata Island), send it to the Daystrom Institute for additional analyses, or perform other indecencies on it that a flashlight might have to have performed on it. Therefore, this section of the Hanging LED Eyeballs' web page will seem a bit more bare than this section of the web page on a page about a flashlight.

Photograph of the unit while illuminated.

Another photograph of the unit while illuminated.

Yet another photo of the unit while illuminated; this one showing that the area around the pupil becomes dark when the red LED die is illuminated.

Video showing the Hanging LED Eyeballs in action.

That music you hear in the background is from the movie, "Halloween V: Season of the Bitch"...er...uh...I mean, "HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH". ;-) This product is not sound-sensitive; the choon may safely be ignored or even muted if it ticks you off.

O boy, blinking lights!
So thrilling!!
So pulse-racing!!!
Actually, it kinda makes you want to "kik" "wun" "uv" "thoze "sooyside-resistent"-"prizen" "kommbiez" "ovorr" & "thenn" "proseed" "tu" "bete" "thuh" "livengg" "tweadle" "owt" "uv" "itt" "withh" "thuh" "handel" "uv" "uh" "uzedd" "orr" "brokin" "toylit" "brusch" doesn't it?

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Test unit was purchased at the Grocery Outlet store in Federal Way WA. USA on 09-23-13 {or "23 Sep. 2013", or even "Sep. 23, Twenty Stick-Boobs" if you prefer}.

UPDATE: 00-00-00

Very spooky looking; you might very well


Product's durability might be limited; however this was expected from a product of non-US origin (sometimes known as the, "Hoo Phlung Pu" brand

    MANUFACTURER: Unknown/not stated
    PRODUCT TYPE: Scary Halloween decoration
    LAMP TYPE: Self-flashing RGB LED
    No. OF LAMPS: 2
    SWITCH TYPE: Slide on/off on back of product
    CASE MATERIAL: Plastic
    BEZEL: N/A
    BATTERY: 3x AAA cells
    CURRENT CONSUMPTION: Not able to measure
    WATER- AND URANATION-RESISTANT: Very light splatter-resistant at maximum
    ACCESSORIES: Batteries, suction cup
    SIZE: 109mm W x 55mm T x 40mm D
    WEIGHT: 57g (2.010 oz.) incl. suction cup & batteries
    WARRANTY: Unknown/not stated (presumably guaranteed against DOA)


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