3 COLOR OGV (ORANGE/GREEN/VIOLET)
RAV'N BULLET LIGHT



3 Color OGV (Orange/Green/Violet) Rav'N Bullet Light, retail $5.95 (www.ravestuff.com...)
Manufactured by (Unknown) for ravestuff (www.ravestuff.com)
Last updated 08-24-13





When you first open the package, it looks like some butt dumpling sent you a suppository (a large pill that you shove up your bunghole or kitty {NOT CAT!!!}) -- BUT WAIT! Not so fast on that garbage can bub!! What you really received was a Rav'N Bullet Light !!!

This product features three LEDs (one each orange, green, and violet) that flash in sequential order, and feeds from a trio of LR44 button cells (the ubiqitious, "laser pointer battery").

The Rav'N Bullet Light is designed to be held between the thumb & index + middle fingers and then rapidly waved about; when this is done, you're rewarded with a colorful streak of light reminiscent of electric Scittles!


 Size of product w/hand to show scale SIZE



The Rav'N Bullet Light is ready to use as soon as you remove it from the package (if you summarily threw it away because you thought that some bungsnoipe sent you a suppository, fish it out of the garbage can right now!) .

Activate it by twisting the base clockwise (as though tightening it) until it springs to life.

Holding it between the thumb & index + middle fingers, rapidly wave it about in any pattern you see fit (works best in subdued lighting) and watch the heads start turning.

To neutralise it, turn the base counterclockwise {anticlockwise} (as though loosening it) until it turns off.



To change the batteries in your Rav'N Bullet Light when they poop out, turn the base counterclockwise {anticlockwise} until it comes off, gently place it on the floor at whatever rave you're attending, and kick it toward the center of the floor so that some other raver sees it, becomes uranated (angry) at it because of its presence on the dance floor, and then proceeds to stomp on it & destroy it...
O WAIT!!! YOU'LL NEED THAT!!! So just set it aside instead.

Tip the used LR44 button cells out of the barrel and into your hand, and dispose of or recycle them as you see fit.
Do not use your foot to push them into the dance floor where another raver might slip on them, do not attempt to flush them down the loo, and for God sakes please do not throw them over the side of a dock where they might hit a flounder on the way down to the sea bottom.

Install three new LR44 button cells into the compartment, orienting them so that their button-ends (-) negatives go in first.

Pick up the base, and while gently pushing, turn it clockwise (as though tightening it) until the product springs to life -- then unscrew it a bit until the LEDs turn off.
Aren't you glad that you didn't kick the little base onto the dance/rave portion of the floor at a rave where some raver would stomp on it now?



This is a light to be used at indoor raves, not a flashlight meant to be bashed, thrashed, trashed, and abused. So I won't try to drown it in the toliet tank, bash it against a steel rod or against the concrete floor of a carport in effort to try and expose the bare Metalmarineangemon - er - the bare Metaltrailmon - um that's not it either...the bare Metalsusanoomon...er...uh...wait a sec here...THE BARE METAL (guess I've been watching too much Digimon again! - now I'm just making {vulgar term for feces} up!!!), let my mother's big dog's ghost, her kitties, my kitty or my sister's kitty cat piddle (uranate) on it, hose it down with my mother's gun, run over it with a 450lb Quickie Pulse 6 motorised wheelchair, stomp on it, use a medium ball peen hammer in order to bash it open to check it for candiosity, fire it from the cannoņata, drop it down the top of Mt. Erupto (now I guess I've been watching the TV program "Viva Piņata" too much again - candiosity is usually checked with a laser-type device on a platform with a large readout (located at Piņata Central {aka. "Party Central"}), with a handheld wand that Langston Lickatoad uses, or with a pack-of-cards-sized device that Fergy Fudgehog uses; the cannoņata (also located at Piņata Central) is only used to sshoot piņatas to piņata parties away from picturesque Piņata Island, and Mt. Erupto is an active volcano on Piņata Island), send it to the Daystrom Institute for additional analyses, or perform other indecencies on it that a flashlight might have to have performed on it. Therefore, this section of the Rav'N Bullet Light's web page will seem a bit more bare than this section of the web page on a page about a flashlight.



Photograph of the product, illuminated of course.



Photograph showing me waving the Rav'N Bullet Light around.


Spectrographic analysis
Spectrographic analysis of the LEDs in this product.


Spectrographic analysis
Spectrographic analysis of the orange LED in this product; spectrometer's response narrowed to a band between 590nm and 600nm to pinpoint emission peak wavelength, which is 596.270nm.


Spectrographic analysis
Spectrographic analysis of the green LED in this product; spectrometer's response narrowed to a band between 510nm and 520nm to pinpoint emission peak wavelength, which is 514.760nm.


Spectrographic analysis
Spectrographic analysis of the violet LED in this product; spectrometer's response narrowed to a band between 405nm and 415nm to pinpoint emission peak wavelength, which is 409.290nm.

The raw spectrometer data (tab-delimited that can be loaded into Excel) is at http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/43/rbl.txt

USB2000 Spectrometer graciously donated by P.L.




Video on YourTube showing the 3 Color OGV (Orange/Green/Violet) Bullet Light in use.

That music you hear is from the Atari coin-op arcade video game, "Roadblasters" from 1987. The 3 Color OGV (Orange-Green-Violet) Rav'N Bullet Light is not sound-sensitive; the zax may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses you off.

This video is approximately 6.5005764347 megabytes (6,678,051 bytes) in length; dial-up users please be aware.
It will take no less than thirty two minutes to load at 48.0Kbps.



TEST NOTES:
Test unit was purchased on the ravestuff website on 08-05-13, and was received at 4:21pm PDT on 08-19-13.


UPDATE: 00-00-00



PROS:
Very colorful light show


NEUTRAL:
Uses button cells which (although relatively common in larger grocery & drug stores) might be a wee bit difficult to find in an emergency


CONS:
Looks shockingly similar to a suppository; club security might even think that it was one if your bag was searched at the door in subdued (dim) lighting


    MANUFACTURER: Unknown
    PRODUCT TYPE: Self-contained party/rave light
    LAMP TYPE: LED
    No. OF LAMPS: 3 (1 ea. orange, green, and violet)
    BEAM TYPE: N/A
    SWITCH TYPE: Twist base on/off
    CASE MATERIAL: Plastic
    BEZEL: N/A
    BATTERY: 3 x AG13 button cells
    CURRENT CONSUMPTION: Unknown/unable to measure
    WATER- AND URANATION-RESISTANT: Light splatter-resistance at maximum
    SUBMERSIBLE: DER TEUFEL TRÄGT EINE WINDEL PISSE GETRÄNKTEN NEIN!
    ACCESSORIES: 3 x AG13 button cells
    SIZE: 40mm L x 16mm Dia. (not incl. small lower flange)
    WEIGHT: 11.80g (0.420 oz.) incl. batteries
    COUNTRY OF MANUFACTURE: Unknown/not stated
    WARRANTY: Unknown/not stated

    PRODUCT RATING:

    Star Rating





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