The Screaming Spleens
Fred & Barney Are Coming To Kill YOU!
Dead Cicadas
Scooby-Doo Must Die
The Vegetarian Cannibals
The Bloody Tampons
Herpes, the Band
Crotch Rot
Head Cheese
My Burning Yeast Infection
Lions, Tigers & Bears, OH MY!
Mung Bean Casserole Assholes
The Flaming Lip-Shit Dribble Zits
Oozing Bungholes on Sticks
I AM God
Yogi Bear's Got the Clap
Twitchy Snapper
The Duggars Are Havin' Another Baby, OH YEAH!
The Paul Anka Project
Manilow's Nose
The Merry Mischief Makers
JARED (Jumpy and Raging Edgy Dieters)
Joe Pesci's Nuts
The Frozen Dingleberries
Phist Phuck'd
Hold da Tomadas
The Cap'n Crunch Project
Angry Young Tofu-Tuna Surf Dudes
Bodacious Ta-Tas
Penis Envy
Spayed Puppies
The Raucous Turds
Origami Sex
Gone Postal
My Monkey's Left Testicle
Almond Joy
The G-Spotters
Magilla Gorilla Sucks Bananas
Chopped Liver
Splinter Sliver
Goodfellas, the Band
Linda Blair's Chunky-Lumpy Vomit
Poultry Fest
Cranial Seepage
Holy Headbangers
Cess Pit
Phallic Placenta
Circumcision
Rotten Incisors
Mr. Rogers Does Dallas
Antelope vs. Gnu
Festivus!
Stuck-up Tampons
So What's Your Problem?
Staten Island Ferry Goombas
Elmer Fudd's Scrotum
Dead Bratz
Sinewy Snot
Sinus Infection
Katie Couric's Colonoscopy
Snakes Alive ... There's an Elf Up My Butt!
Jumping Jism!
We Eat Caribou
Head Lice
Bahama Llamas
Hail! Caesar
Diarrhea Divas
Aunt Jemima Was a Dyke
Ma & Pa Kettle's Acid Trip Around the World in a Day
Ferris Bueller Was a Righteous Dude
Toe Jam Crunchies
Obscure Hang Nail
Deviated Septum
Dr. Jekyll's Naked Hyde
Martha Washington Was a Tramp
Phallic Bush
Acid Trip
Easter Egg Mosh-Pit-Lunging Crackheads
Slop Bucket
My Nervous Breakdown
You Ain't Gettin' Laid
Chronic Halitosis
Hung Like a Horse
The Flying Nuns
Kanga Kanga Kanga Roos
Testicle Madness
I AM God
Don't Step on My Toe
My Cheese's Fleas
Rib Stab
Ronald McDonald is an Alien
YOU Are Not Jerry Lewis
C-Section
Scrotum Squeeze
Gelatinous Globbular Gigabytes
Get Off My Plane!
Hey You
My Daddy Got No Nut Sack
Nut Sackin' It With Santa
Testosterone Soup
Help! I Got the Mange
Lisa Marie Killed Elvis
Get a Bra Sandra Lee
Ina Garten Cut Your Hair
Paula Deen Get Off the Butter
Rachael Ray Shut the Hell Up
The Nathan Alexander Tribute Band, aka Grammatical Error
Help Me, I Suck
Yikes!
Dance of the Condoms
Yabba-Dabba-Do
Bite Me
Britney's Piss Flaps
Them Thar Balls on the Horizon
Granulated Sugar
I Hate Your Dog
They Don't Like Eggs
Go to Hell
Anyone Seen My Flask
My Grandpa's Wooden Leg
Schizophrenic Mohels
Molting Rabbits
I've Reached a Plateau
Oh My Aching Sciatica
So What ... I'm Menstrual & Dying for a Brownie
Shaddupa You Face
Don't Make Me Come Over There
I'm Gonna Pop a Cap in Your Ass
KABOOM!
The Billy Mays Thrill-Kill Band
Hooray for the Goat's Dripping Penis
Ross Perot's Ears
I'm Spending the Night in the Slammer
Egg Splatter
Kokkroaches R Kewl
I Don't Care What You Think
It's the Generation
Mutant Puppies on the Loose
Jack Squat
Kandoo
Pill of Destruction
Uncle Fred's Enema
Eat a Peanut
I Don't Want a Peanut
The Gas Tank is Empty
Tell Me Why
Say When
Chicken Cobbler
Pleasant Paranoia
It's Just an Analogy
Hey Sailor
Heavy on the Mustard
Who Loves You Baby
Ear Canal
Lupe Velez's Sasquatch Show Stompers
Eating My Mumps
Marshmallow Mammaries
Dangling Triceps
Mexican Jumping Beans in My Esophagus
Was I Talking to You
Au Jus
The Head Between My Shoulders
Meat Beaters Suicide March
The Them
Grated Cheese
Presenting ... Me
Tendrill Fusion
Get That Fish Outta the Toilet
Put on Your Penis
Have You Seen My Head
The Groundhog Doesn't Lie
I Will Die Yesterday
You
We Are E.D.
Candied Yams & Other Treats
Your Ass is Grass & I'm the Lawnmower
Get Me My Dinner Woman
Don't Tease My Bull
I Know Where You Live
They Spit Out Their Food
I Don't Like That Guy
Hey You! Come Back
Fukk Him in the Ear
Don't Sit on My Face Rachael Ray
No More Donuts for You Paula Deen
Sandra Lee's Had One Too Many
Get in the Car
Bake at 350
Paris Porn
I Am an Oxymoron
Ba Da Bing
Sebaceous Cyst
The Leaky Pipes
Bronchial Spasm
Epileptic Seizure
Asthma Attack
Gastric Gluttony
Fine China
Go Figure
Bloody Bananas
Enter at Your Own Risk
Too Much Junk in the Trunk
Make it Happen
Made in China
Talk to the Hand
Exterminator on Vacation
I Hate My Husband Because He Hates My Tablescape
Sitting on a Stick of Dynamite
I Was Born Tomorrow
Minimal Scarring
Frontroad Girls
You Stole My Virginity
Whisker-Biscuit Brush Fest
They Like to Eat the Bones
I Have PMS So It's Not My Fault If I Kill You
Zestfully Dirty
I Was Addicted To You But I Quit Because You Made My Life a Living Hell
Fear of Pilgrims
Find My Toothbrush
Don't Let the Back Door Hit You In the Ass
They Won't Let That Reindeer Play In Any of Their Reindeer Games
I Can't Eat Brocoli
Do You Know Where the Sun Don't Shine
That Lady Is Mean
Can You Pinch An Inch
My Teacher Gives Too Much Homework
Go Get Me a Toothpick
Edge Your Lawn
St. Augustine Grass Grows Like a Bitch
Come To My Party
My Head Will Explode Now
Don't Drop the Eggs
If You Smoke That Crack You'll Break Your Mother's Back
TV Dinners Suck
They Found Food Stuck In My Teeth
My Dog Chewed His Leash
My Cat's Babies Have Multiple Daddies
Bubble Boy
I Fell Off My Street
Give Me Back My Urine Sample
Don't Tell Me I Look Like Me
Stop Looking At Me
My Ass Hates Your Face
Soup Nazi
Petticoat Junction Whores
Come To My Wedding
I Smell Like Shit So What
Horses Have Hooves
You Can Pet My Piranha
Sick of Anna Nicole
Call Me Yesterday
The Naked Brothers Band Sux
Menstrual & Hating It
Boy Bandz R So Overrated
Don't Eat the Potato Salad
Waiter There's a Dead Chicken Floating In My Soup
I Found Money
Air Is Free
It's Okay If You Hate Us
Milk Their Teats
Billy Mays Is Loud
This Ain't Your Aunt Louise's Nervous Breakdown
The Stringy Tampons
Blue Liquid
Octopus Tentacles
Egg On Your Face
Go To Church
Keep Frozen Until Ready To Use
Traumatic Tantrum
I Don't Know the Way Home
There's No Room For the Two Of Us Inside My Head
Up Yours
My Cat Did Not Eat Your Hamster
We Are Constipated
Take Two and Call Me In the Morning
Don't Say My Name
Telfa Technology
Keep Out of Reach of Children
Inactive Ingredient
Apply Liberally
Our Pits Don't Smell
Bulbous Nostril
Pus Bucket
Don't Shoot Me I'm Just the Messenger
Scratching for Fleas
Cap'n Crunch's Left Nut
Sacriligious
Religitainment!
Don't Ring My Doorbell at Three A.M.
Five Plus Five Does Not Equal Ten
Anna Nicole Is Rotting (or "ANIS")
Get Your Feet Off My Table
Clean That Lint Screen
An Osmond Family Debauchery
I Once Went Fishing
When Pigs Fly
They Look
My Christmas Tree is Still Up
Pandemonium! Lives in My Ass
Cash Only
Defensive and Sugar-Free
My Corpse Is a Maggot Magnet
Where Are the Scissors
There's a Nose On My Face
Smell Our Feet
Got Skunk'd
Mokie-Mokie Smackdown
I Hate Arms
Shhhhh! You'll Wake the Baby
Other Information
The Groundhog Ain't Seein' His Dang Shadow This Winter
Fill 'er Up But Not With Premium
Amish Got It Made (AGIM)
Mosquito Pie
Let's Visit The Vatican
I Like Mustard
My Bowels Are Loose
Chicken Soup Mish-Mosh
Give Me Some Cake
George Bush Does Not Rock
My Cat's Turd Was Stuck To Her Tail
I'll Vote For His Left Nut
Don't Eat That Cheese
Hey I Know Where You Live
Vegetarian Meat Lovers
Terrible Twos
Pass The Salt
I Like My Nuts
Keep It Simple
Martha Stewart
Clams On The Half-Shell
Ya Know
Found A Noodle
Charlie Chan Was Italian
De-Vein That Shrimp
I Saw The Coming
Sy Sperling
Show No Fear
The Baby Cried
Pill Poppers
Sin Pillows
I Hate My Life
Cock O' Spaniel
Clean Your Room
Guava Is Good
Roach Magnet
Maggots With Butter
She'll Never Menstruate
Don't Tell Grandma
Kiwis Make Me Itch
What Are You Lookin' At
Party In My Pants
Off The Rag
Clittoral Confusion
Find My Eye
Fix The Cat
On Cue
Seasonal Allergies
Don't Blame Me
I Am A Doctor
Too Many Grits
Come To The Field
Help The Needy
Those Titties Sag
Play-Doh Palooza
The Children Are Evil
Thomas Edison Is The Devil
Make Me Some Fudge
The Granola Is In The Cupboard
Bury Me Now
Don't Sneeze
Receding Hairline
It'll Make You Fat
Corn Is Evil
Stiffy
Karate Chop
Did You Hear That
Have Mercy
Put Grandpa In The Pantry
Monkey Balls
Shhhh
Anna Nicole Is Rotting (or "ANIS")
Don't Tell Dracula There's No Blood In Those Vials
Your Ass Is Grass And I'm The Lawn Mower
I'll Kill You With My Nuts
Joe Pesci Knows Where You Live
My Heart Attack Is Over
Find It
Fishing In A Big Pond
Anus Anger
He's Not Funny
Imaginary Testicles
Dead And Rotting
Cuz I Said So
We Evolved
Stephen King Wrote Some Books
My Arteries Hate Butter
Giada Lost A Tooth
You're Fugly
Butt-Kicking Slide-Rule Nerds
Don't Run That Marathon
Mold Crusties
Crustacean Tango
JC Penney Is Having A Sale So What Else Is New
I Have Inspired You
She Had No Hope
I Can't Help That I'm An Idiot
You Think
I Won't Eat That Poison
Sex Toy
My Pustules Are Festering
Don't Lock Grandma In The Attic
We Soiled Our Pants
It's Cold At The North Pole
I Want A Taco
Cheez Whizzin' It
I Can't Find The Shut-off Valve
Connect The Dots
You Don't Belong In My Head
Get Off My Porch
My Cat Doesn't Lie
We Hate Us
Dykes On Trykes
Raucous Farts
Angst Is Good
The Bear-Humping Rabbits
That Bastard George Washington
Found A Cure
None For Me Thanks But Maybe Next Time
I'll Drink And Drive
My Pancreas Is On Fire
Hemorrhoidal Seepage
Do You Know The Truth
There Goes My Spleen
I'm Not A Rabbi
Whoa Nellie
Hold The Pickles But Not The Cheese
Shaker Sex Party
Osmond Family Orgy
Onions Don't Lie
Her Pimple Popped
Licey Pubes
Putrid
Carmelized Onions
Garbanzo Bean
I Ate An Onion
PH Balance Unbalanced
Rectal Hangover
Mutton Pudding
I Can't See Without My Eyes
The Baby Has No Hair
Crack That Egg
Three Horny Nuns
Built A Gazebo
Gnarly Gnu
Gnip-Gnop
Grab A Toe
I Won't Shoot You Now But I Will Tomorrow
Tuner Wit Tomata
Bob Saget Will Kick Your Ass
Don't Take Candy From The Easter Bunny
Cheez Rox
Salty Capers
Capillary Collision
Pee On The Toilet
Curb Your Dog
Black Bunion
You Scare Us
Fizz Bizz
Call Me When You Find My Number
Got Cramps
Crazy Goiter
Catheter Carnival
Village Idiots
Virile Llamas
Peas Are Scary
Pat Boone Is My Mother
Beer For Breakfast
Green Eggs And Ham Don't Mix
Shit Smells Bad
Flip That Pancake
Got An STD Yeah!
Chuckwagon Clowns
Don't Feed Me Scrapple On My Birthday
Funnel Cake Fatties
Angry Young Troublemakers
You Don't Have To Fish For Your Dinner
Jared Fell
The Heebie Jeebies
Egglicious
Bacon Fat
In A Quandry
Have You Seen My Tampon
Phear Of Phallus
My Head Hurts
Peanut Paella
Grub Sundae
Sitting Shiva
Tell It To The Pope
It's Not Time
My Ass Got Shot In The Ass
Bulging Crotch
Barely A Second
Brady Bunch Bong Festival
Incestuous Adventures Of Keith And Laurie Partridge
Invasion of Bad People
Get A Room
The Reindeer's Teats
Sleep In That Tent
Kamels R Kool
Milk My Teats
Parental Guidance Not Suggested
I Bit Off My Tongue
Acid Attack
Freddy Krueger Was Nice
Gone To Gang Bang
The Tree Cried
I Was Stoned
Random Thoughts
I Will Be Born
Don't Give Me Your Sloppy Seconds
Scrimmage In My Esophagus
Equally Important
Met An Elf
Found A Nickel
You'd Better Be Nice Or Else
Betty Boop Was A Fraud
Shame On Us
You Can't Come to My Dinner Party 'Cause I Didn't Invite You
Halitosis Of The Toe
Jiggle Them Nads
Intimate Cesspool
Put Me On A Pedestal
Do I Gross You Out
Shoot Me When I'm No Longer Living
The Spinach Between My Teeth
Ouch There's An Icicle Up My Ass
Can You Eat Cake And Not Vomit
Radically Dead
Tease His Tonsils
The Lepers Will Attack
Saucy Discharge
Spicy Phleghm
Look At The Lame
Crabs In My Crotch
Vagina Starts With V
My Anus Is Not Your Anus
Kick A Knish
Pumpkins Piss Me Off
Broken Biscotti
My Tits Aren't Milky
Diplomas Are Extinct
Pubic Toupee
My Scab Is Superior
Call Me A Cab And I'll Call You A Jerk
My Hernia Will Amuse You
I Strive
See My Fist
Phred Phlinstone Wuz Phat
Call It A Day
Roy Rogers Had A Restaurant
Paul Newman Made Some Salad Dressing
Sally Field Has Osteoporosis
The Hey Me
Cubic Bosom
Fudgy Butt
Your Daddy Had No Sperm
Lost In Your Buttcrack
Hood Ornament From Hell
My Christmas Tree Is Coming To Kill You
Yo Yo Yo Yo You
We Are Virgins
Caffiene Will Make Me Smart
Machette-Weilding Toddlers
Crater Cum
Rachael Ray Choked On A Ritz
Mario Batolli Ditch Those Clogs
Ina Garten Put On Some Shoes
Sandra Lee's Hangover
Summer Jerk-Off Session
I Put A Chicken In The Freezer
Spankin' Da Monkey
Jimbo And Paris' Conjugal Visit Fest
Grandma Made A Meatball
Head Cheese Fungus Riot
The Furnace Is Lit
Scrapplin' With The Amish
Dam That Beaver
Frankly Scarlett
Crowbar
Give A Damn
Brad Majors (there's a band called "Janet Weiss," so I thought this would only be appropriate)
Who Sank The Titanic
The Puppy Isn't Housebroken And He Crapped All Over Your Shoes
Madonna Kissed Britney
I Like To Bathe In Pudding So What
Carrot-Colored Piss Found In Really Large Buckets
Can We Take That Naked Lady Home For Grandpa
Don't Swallow Too Much Asprin At Once
Found A Wagon Wheel In Paula Deen's Rump
I Discovered America
Snatch Gash
Mold Killers And Other Criminals We Love To Hate
Bury The Living
Frank Lloyd Wright Built A House
Septic Scab
Charles Manson Was Framed
Secondary Scrotum
So What If I Like To Bathe In Pudding
It's Not Unusual To Want To Be Loved By Tom Jones
Malignant Mollusk
Pigs Can Shit
Krafty Kimchee
My Lung Has A Twin
Urinary Upkeep
Avoid It
Fertilicious
Small Men With Small Penises
Kicked By A Mule On Crack
Goobers Are Not Raisinetes
Clambake Of The Century
Pie In The Eye
The Bloody Henchmen
Fire-Ant Hill Gob Stompin' Hoe Down
Minions Of The Mud Miester
Decal Of Doom
Shit A Brick
Havin' Paul Anka's Baby
Camphor Balls
Wandering Vulva
Blister Warfare
Lacerated Uvulas Don't Bleed
They Recalled Some Peanut Butter
Committed To Nothing
Knotty Pine
Sizzle Bitch
Ovarian Omelet
Particulars Of The Pig
Not A Mermaid
Jiffy Lube Me
Alternative Uses For Q-Tips And Other Penetrable Items
Porkin' Da Pig
You Can Choke On Popcorn
The Lawrence Welk Project
Amerigo And The Vespuccis
Psychadelic Panic Attack
Dick Gristle
Bowels Of My Ailment
Chewy Chicken's Headbangers' Ball
Terror Of The Tomatillo
Absent Avocado
Pam Anderson's Implants
Mr. Roger's Neighborhood Crack House
Merry Men Of Russian Descent
Geraldo's Broken Nose
Handlebar Mustache
Decadent Gnomes
Originally Unoriginal
Ack Ack A Dack Dack Dack A Ack
Midwest Soccer Moms' Acid Trip
Ta-Dah
Colostomy Bag Cha-Cha-Cha
Tweezers 'n' Geezers
Oily Bo-Hunk
We Hate Health Food
Kosher Hot-Dog
Etch-A-Sketch
Semi-Automatic And Out Of Control
Skid Mark
Piss In Your Own Pot
Jism Gizzard
Clint And The Eastwoods
Butterfinger Finger Fuckers Jamboree
Broccoli Farts
Buddah Baby Bank Robbery
Mah Huzband Sez Ahm Hawt
Conquistador Of Madness
Aunt Jemima's Fallopian Tubes Gone Awry
Amish-Country Apple-Butter Naked Hugfest
Christen Some Shrimp
Soakin' In Brine
Ed Asner's Infected Callous
The Buellah Ballbreaker Tribute Band
Gonadic Fever
Lice Have Feelings
Carrots Can't See
Cosmic Heroine
Size Tewwww
Poisonous Leprechaun
Uber-Rich Society Bitches And Their Teeny Tiny Yippy Yappy Dogs
Mad But Not Angry
Chunky Grass
Five Bears And The Revolution
Turnip Riot Of Central Park
Hair Knots Can Kill
Acid Crouton Attack
Nimble Question
Dry Battery
Dissection Of Your Organs
Mayor McCheese's Yeast Infection
Shaddup Shattin' Up
Pig Latin Snack Attack
Cosmic Humdingers From Uranus
Hairy Snot Booger Paradise Parade
Goo
Woof
I Like Cement
Fear The Wood
Play In The Quicksand
Eat Matches
Don't Type Anymore Letters
Picked A Nose
Lived In The City
Fun With Live Wires
Move To The Country
Don't Feed The Idiots
Asswipers Anonymous
Pig Snort
Whisk The Batter
Never A Nipple
Gland Of Girth
Gritty
Plan To Die
Shit On A Shingle
Pissed On A Potato
You Can't Spell Mud Without Ud
I Rule You Drool
Check Stub
Garter Belt Free-For-All
Cheeky Breadcrust
Pot Smokers Gone Blind
Dallas Is Not A State
Mafioso Shenanigans
Oogity Boogity
Rocky And The Balboas
Cavorting With Munchkins
Teeth Of The Bullfrog
I Bought A Branding Iron
I Became A Fetus
Stain The Wood
Elephant Go Home
Camels That Swing
Stud Mud
Come To My Funeral
Toilet Burial Ground Celebration
Truckers And Burpers Allowed
Mashed Potatos And Leeks Are Forbidden
Vile Bile
Lost But Not Forgotten
Have A Picnic
Those Ants
Ambulance Drag Racing
See This
Soup Mask
We Can't Keep It
Find My Life
The Dog Knows
Flaccid
Shoot Some Guy
They Crush Cans With Their Bare Feet
The Bean Told Me To Do It
Tell It To The Pickle
Oozing Boil
Baby Drool
Previously Unheard Of
Don't Trust Us
Toe Jam And Other Delicacies
Rockin' But Not Rollin'
Son Of The Son Of The Son Of
Sinus Cavity Blockage Celebration
She's Not
Squidly But Not Dudely
Plasma Puddle Jumpers
Voracious Vasectomy
Reality Of The Squid
Coniferous Indigo
Blackberries Aren't For Soup
Cleft Palates Of The Foreign Variety
Existing To Be Real
Of Leeches And Lilacs
Cow-Tipping Party Revolution
Wrath Of The Angry Inchworm
Pendulous Penis
Dilated Gophers With Ten Dozen Nipples
Wisconsin Cheese Factory Riot
Aphrodisiac Of The Malaysian Teat Fairy
The Skunk's Gland
Belly-Button Lint Picker's Affair
Playin' On The Freeway
Jerks Of Another Dimension
Limp In Alabama
Put The Car In Reverse
Is It Normal That My Intestines Are Dragging From My Ass
Spray That Walrus
Egg Daddy's Baby-Bottle Madness
Language Of Foreign Folks From Nowhere Pronouncable
You Can't Get Cable On The Moon
Lunch With A Mollusk
Cookie Dough Gang-Bang Turkey Trot
My Cell Phone Needs Charged
Who Keyed That Lady's Car
Vampires Eating Garlic Pizza
Have You Stroked The Rooster's Nads
Cause Of My Demise
The Bloody Menstruals
Smudge Pudge Mudge Fudge
Tell Me The Time Or Else
Your Shoe Is On The Wrong Foot
Feet Can't Dance
Toss That Hamster
Christmas Scissors
Gime Me Them Scabies
Know Your Unit
Chicks With No Dicks
Cast-Iron Skillet Baby
Fifth-Avenue Sheep Parade
Find Fifty Friends
Dry And Flaky
Funnel Fashion Show
Stop That Leaky Faucet
Chip-Chopped Beef
Hubba Bubba Lubba Lubba
Nerds Of A New Generation
Creepy Meat Fritters
Jiggly Nads And The Fascinations
Chicken Noodle And The Soups
Five-Finger Discount
You Got Some 'Splainin' To Do
Ass-Cat's Fancy Pants
Where Are My Drugs
DNA For Sale
Knee Jerk
Yabba Dabba Doo
Bronco Buster's Branding Iron Beer Bash
Cock Certain
And Stuff
Jinkies
Arrrrrgh Matey
Can't Control My Ascot
Toxic Images Make Bears' Eyes Recede (aka "TIMBER")
Chukkulukka And The Fart Of Doom
Brain Feathers
Laugh At My Pain
Sauerkraut Donuts
High Society Interlopers
Bounce Pass
The Hoverounds
Diarrhea Of The Mouth
Pituary Gland Delayed
Bushel O' Peat Moss
Hilly And The Catwomen
Chillin' On The Mayflower
Salty Spit
Electric Jock Strap
Oppressed Opposum
Piranhas Playing Dead
Sphincters Wit' 'Tudes
Pine Needle Soup
Scribble Some Shit
Savor The Mayonnaise
Fling That Hash
Inner Tube Ball Whackers
Gene Simmons' Tongue
Maxi Pads Without Wings
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Gingivitis On The Rocks
Tomato Paste Condoms
Slimy Turds
Pea Skiddin'
I Have Many Heads
Crash The Dock
Life As A Toe
It's 7:05
Commas And Other Punctual Errors
Gelatinous Herbicide
Lice In My Rice
Vlad And The Potato Impalers
Zigged When He Should've Zagged
Delirious Zipper
Pudding Skin
Squishy Brains
Feet Without Soles
Cookie Dough Shotgun Wedding Blues
Boatload Of Crap
U Need A Biscuit
Got Skunk'd
Acid Baths For The Elderly
Pedestrian Snack Attack
Chronicles Of The Castrated
Retaining Fluid
Batillion Of Imaginary Friends
Upside-Down Blades
Voluptuous Baby Butts
Crocodile Wannabes
Powerful Puppet People
Crawling Out Of My Skin
Mushy Mud Folks
Hanging From A Noose
My Backpack Is Stuff'd
Dying To Die
Craving Your Disease
Haz Mat Container Leakage
Poisonous Ponchos
Dick On A Leash
Zipper Flippers
Ding-y Dong-y Ditchy Dong
Battery Acid Blow Job
Dingleberry Pudding Feast
Lecherous Salamander
Librarians Who Can't Read
Muscular Bacon
Sugar Bitch And Tigger Too
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Fist In The Face
Delusional Tick
Bothered By You
Grampa's Soiled Britches
The Ungrateful Living
Asparagus Spears
AA Bottom
Piss Off
Pretzels With Feelings
Slugfest '08
Vital Organs Of Unknown Origins
Don't Put That Gorilla In Jail
Crunchy Canines
Conference Call Rejection
Mud Pie Madness
Fill To Capacity
Cod Liver Canker Sore
Germ Of Silence
Fear The Donut
Potsmokers And Other Fun Characters
Keep The Fish Out Of That Bowl
Drinking Cup Hazard
Pet Rock Booze Blast
Forest Of Curious Men
Kidz Don't Bop
I'm Not Posh Crazy
Hey It's Not Nice
Comfortable In Your Naked Skin
High School Musical Sux
Grease Monkeys Bowling For Crumpets
The People Down The Lane Are Creepy
Mary Poppins' Brothel
Cake Batter
Lactic Acid Showdown
Union Of The Polynesian Snot Pickers
Satan's Bloody Nipple
Givin' A Flying Fuck
Dead Balls Of The 19th Century
Scuba-Diving Hi-Jinkx
Peanut Heads With Very Loose Bowels
Shot-Glass Squid
Olives In Jars
Toy Soldier Sex Scandal
Jingly Jangly Dingly Dangly
Mask Of The Mustard Man
Solder My Nerves
Flaccid Penis Attack
Zits On Drugs
Whoop Dat
Flippin' Off The Judge
Burritos Can't Tell Time
Squids Know Knothing
Fleas Are Festive
Golfin' On Your Grave
Wrinkly Uvula
Brazen Blasphemy
Arsonists At Play
WARNING!
Crack-Daddy Track Coaches
Crinkle-Cut Fries And The Ketchup Slurpers
Manilla-Vanilla
Boneless Bison
Logistics Of Peat Moss
Grrrrrrr
Aggravated Assault
Chunk Funk
Cherry-Cola Chinese Noodles
Pine Nut Feeding Frenzy
Popsicle Goatfest
Headless Gnat
5:00 On The 50¢ Of The Half-Hour On The 100-Millionth Of The Tomorrow
Penile-Scrotal Web Of Confusion
Tomato Waste
Courageous Cheeze
Cilantro Cake-A-Thon
Kooky Corneas
The Flatulent Chefs
Bowels On The Loose
Truckers Gone Mad
Fourth Cousin Twice Removed To The Ninth Power
Hanging Labia And The Saggy Scrotums
Camel-Toes And Other Fashion Don'ts
Brrrrrrr
They Look Like That
Tears Are Stupid
Put That Clown Back In The Box
It's-a My Birthday Not-a Your Birthday
Eating Pudding With A Knife
Sacred Dance Of The Jiggly Nads
Spewing Spewage
Quilt-Makers' Gang-Bang-A-Thon
Listen To The Lump
The Man Band
One-Eyed Gland
Glam-Bath Brigade
Find That Ostrich And Feed It Well
Wearin' A Bees' Nest
All Stuff
Clay Potatoes
What Up Dawg
Cabbage Can Dance
Dynamite Tampon
Proctologists' Tea Party
Piney Discharge
Really Huge Zit From Corpus Christi
Grilled Cheese Boobie Blast-Off
Fallen Arches
Random Sayings Of Annoying Animated Stuffed Toys
Cruddy Pap Smear
Mold Spray Fungal Jungle
Angry Infant Cussfest
I Don't Like What U Have To Say Cuz U Really Really Really Do Suck
Ovarian Hissy-Fit
Fornicating In The Freezer
Positive Pessimist
Hangnails Of The Lost
Oh
Nuns Are Evil
247 Westwood Avenue
Cameo Appearance
Whyyyyyy
Lick A Stamp
Hooray! For Chlamydia
Claim Your Prize
Jibber-Jabber And The Twat Snatchers
Ass Rippers And The 'Roids
The Turkey Gurgle Sasquatch Pie Band
Delusional Sex Life
Priests That Blow
Kotex Kountdown
Hip-Hop Pilgrims' Matress Burning Ceremony
Creepy Nose Pluckers
Fact-Based Fiction
March Of The Angry Zookeepers
Constipated Grapes
Landscapers' Beer Bash
Man Diapers
Christmas Clambake
Ugh
Dash Dot Dash Where's My Stash
Cheeky Cadaver
Tasty Bird Turds
Keep The Frying Pan Sizzling
Jay Leno's Chin
Illegal Russian Immigrants Invading U.S. Shopping Malls
Grampa Stop Porkin' The Pig
Hoochie Chowdown
Ronald McDonald's Crazy Leftist Tea Party
The Doris Day Connection
Us
We Want Soup
Go Feed Your Fat Face
Blister Fetish
My Ass Is A Goldmine
You Can Sleep In The Doghouse
Who Forgot To Pay The Cable Bill
Wrecking Crew Sluts
They're Just Asssholes
Teeth Will Rot
Shrimp Butter Biscuit Slime Blast
He's Annoying But That's Okay
Craving Mold
Put Your Body On Hold
Go Find Your Eye
We Don't Bleed
Illegal But Not Against The Law
Carrot Cake Fiasco
It's My Cheese
The Crust Inside My Drawers
I Made A Mess On The Floor
Crotch Sniffer's Day Out
Cut Up A Map
They Don't Look Like They're Having Fun
Bitter Almond
Don't Die In The Gazebo
Frozen Condom
Up Yours
The Unibrow Tribute Band
Bean Of Distress
Fixer Upper
Can't Get A Break
Get Your Chocolate Bar Out Of My Peanut Butter
Chuck E. Cheese Extermination Day
The Raucous Mutes
Choking But Not Dying
Ass Scrunchie And The Turd Wranglers
Who Spayed That Cat
Squirrel Spitters
Fudgin' Da Nutz
Pissy Old Folks Wearing Diapers
Pick That
Skunk Cabbage
Good-Natured Thrill Killers
That Pirate Died Eating Pizza
You Need To Kiss My Ass
Sha-Nubi-Nubi
Moody And Depressing
I Think
Swimmin' Wit' Da Fishez
Feelin' Testy
Scrotum Scorch
Operation Ass Cream
The Kid Won't Shut Up
Share My Banana
My Neighbor's A Bitch
Bible-Thumping Humpers
Hamper Slut
Damn Where's My Pudding
He Is
Oprah Must Die
Crotch Rust
The Metamorphic Men
Vagisil Party Props
Bring Your Teats
Butt Muffin Freeze Frenzy
Fukktastikal Spastikkal
The Duggars Had Another Baby And They're Not Done Yet
Punish The Tardy
Twist-A-Palooza
Teatsy Galloshes
Maggot Smoothie
It's Just A Towel
Dying For A Peanut
Rip-Cord Squat Thrust
Dumb Bastards
Psecondary Psoriasis
Menopause The Band
Diesel Fuel
Come To My Hangover
Easter Ham
150 Shopping Days Until Christmas
That Drug Addict Nicole Richie
Nosehair Countdown
Vegan Steak
What's On The Menu
Rampage Of Souls
They Won't Go
Through With Jiff
Knickers For The Kneedy
Ass Hair Boogie-Woogie
Jinger-Janger Give Jim-Bob The Finger
Ass-Cat Stampede
Serenade Of The Idiots On My Block
They Won't Let Us Play Football
You'd Better Watch It
Skunky
Fresh Fish For Dinner
The Bears Will Not Hibernate This Winter
Inka-Dinka-Doo
Puke In The Crapper
Don't Leave Without Your Keys
Tired Of Being Tired
You Can't Make Them
The Blind Can See
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Crayons Are Not Suppositories
Q-Tip Ear Assault
Waxy Grass Sassy Ass
Dingleberry Cookie Crew
Mentho Lyptus
Rabbis Without Yarmulkes
Yeast Infection Showdown
They Can't Eat That Horse 'Cause It's Too Tough To Chew
Mounted By A Hippo
Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoas
Sexy Goat
Asleep But Awake
I Stapled My Boobs
The Remote Will Kill Us
Ba Ba Bo Bo Be Bop Flip Flop
Udderly Teat-tastic
Nowhere But Here
Crotch Notch
Butt Benches And Chicken Lips
Throw Him A Shoe 'Cause He's Got No Feet
Sexy Dudes Who Hate Sex
The Sum
Buy It Now
Got An Eye
Ticket Brisket
Rodent Porn Fest
You Can't Be In Our Band 'Cause You're Dead
My Cat Can Kick Your Cat's Ass
I Sew Chickens
Keep Out
Spewing Up The Dead
Deranged But Okay
Pick Up Your Arms
Diplomatic Cum Squat
I4NI
Da Shiit Iz Bangin'
Found A Picnic
Flinchy Sphincter
Broken Banana
Crampy Chimp
Potato Llamas
Twitchy Uvula
Can't Find The Cinnamon
Get Your Own Spleen
Big-Headed Gerbil Attack
Don't Know Where To Go Yo
Hold The Onion 'Cause It Smells Like Dick
Don't Christen That Baby
See
Silly Hernia
Donut Of Shame
Get Your Frickin' Sweaty Hand Off My Kidney
Speckly Meckly
The Pickle Of Truth
You Can't Put Your Cup There
Head Cheese Hangover
Go Shoot
Time For Terrible Toddlers
Lumpy Go Potty
You Ain't Strong
The Cursed Squirrel Balls
Smile Or I'll Make You
I've Got Five Good Reasons For You To Shut Up
Fancy Moose
We Don't Know You
Milky And The Tit Smackers
Get Your Own Damn Lung
Sniff That Skunk
Baa Baa Sheep
My Leg Can Not Fall Off
Went To Hell In A Handbasket
Jabber Blabber
Adopt-A-Thought
Mazel Tov
Philly Sneeze Snake
We Built A Ship
Poddly Pea
Mollusk Of Mayhem
Pinto Bean Sex Scandal
Cat Scratch Turd Trap
We're Good
Your Mother's Mean
Bake Those Beans
Give It A Stir
Who's Hiding The Pimp
Don't Choke On Your Straw
Ass Scratchem
Find My Stew
Lost Yer Nuts
Do The Dishes
Hit The Road Jack Rabbit
At A Theater Near You
Painting Ceramic Tile
I Got Some Dentures
Oh The Pain
They Want Friends
Swim Away
Clam Crotch
Boobily Groobily
Eeeeeeeeek
Party In A Tube
Crafty Nads
Kick Us Out Of Your Eye
Pissing For The Fun Of It
Eggshell Torture Tactic
Blizzard For Sale
Spam Spam Spam
Holy Pisano
Can't The Cat Clean Its Own Litterbox
The Walkin' Talkin's
Joe From Jersey
Jerkin' On A Gerkhin
Not A Jacket
Jelly Horror Craze
Constipation Not A Problem
Consommé For The Toothless
Stop That Spasm
It Counts
Consider Halitosis
Five Screws And A Paper Clip
It's Never Alright
Jitters For All
I Gave You Your Stupid Present
Douchey Mama
Man Hernia
Feathers Oh Flocketh
Can You Not
Wah Wah Wahs
Three Blah Blah Blahs And A Yada Yada Yada
Nail Clippins' To Go
Oh Whadda Ya Know
Them Thar Storm Clouds Over Yonder
We Must
Collect 50 Payments From Two People
Fine Jewelry For Night Owls
Graphic Twist
The Week
Sod It
My Pet Peed In Da Peez
Extracirricular Nonsense
Can You Know Nothing
Cann'd Beanz
Bad Bears
Groovy Rubberband Thingy
Aggravation Is Good
Condom Of Silence
Vulgar Mutes
Litmus Test
Cookin' Up A Storm
Creating The World
Time Of The Month
Mud Tax
Illegal Cuticle
Hang Up That Phone
Oh The Pain
Cursor Mania
Bowel Movement Psychosis
Not Deservin' It
Bang That Thumb
Shiit On A Ritz
Hot And Spicy Upchuckers
Regulate The Thermostat
Push Pin Headache
Delirious Frenzy
The Killing Team
Bagel For Dinner
Soup For Beggars
The Man On The Moon
Get A Clue
Cool Mule
Drainage Ditch
It Saw Many
Say Three Words
We Can Tell It's All A Big Lie
Fat Gnat
Gristle Fist
Party In A Cup
Do You Know My Husband
Don't Shop There
Chopping Block Potatoes
The Obsessed Fools
We're Possessed
Skin Will Fall Off
They Ate Too Many Cheesy Grits And Got Sick
Cockroach In The Fridge
Banjo-Playing Doodle Whackers
Comb Your Moustache
Peanut Shell Combo Mix
Diabeetus
Can't Make Camels Out Of Potatoes
Cross Your Eyes
Skinny Mustard
Bear Of Life
It's Only You Know
Hemmed
Fifty Cents Less Than I Had Yesterday
Seeing A Million Rubberbands
Hat Hair
Can't That Cat Scratch Its Own Balls
Squirrel Sexscape
Scrimmaging Pimps
Da Fish Iz In Da Bucket
Don't Be Talking To Me
We Don't Like The Circus
Heh
Balling The Mellon
Frosty Chicken Leg
Oh It's No Good
You Will See It There
Shakin' A Leg
Couch Rippers
Flower Pot Chum Smokers
Filed Ten Nails
Box Times Box Equals Circle
Trust No One
Text Message Not
Possibly
Can It Happen
Zoola-Yoola Cologne Colony
They're There Their
See The Mollusk
Piss In A Pot
We Walk
The Moon Leaks
Hey Don't Check
Scrubgrass Mania
Germacious Whack Attack
Smarter Than Your Ass
It Costs Money To Listen To Us
Fuel For Nothing
Romper Room Gin Guzzlers
Fishing For Knowledge
Dilapidated Whorehouse
Crack Shack Packer Snacker
My Butt Wants To Know You
Lettuce Is The Devil
You Will Not Sin If We Can Help It
Pudding Is For Losers
The Check Is In The Mail
My Fist Wants To Meet Your Face
Awwwwww
Burnt Toast For Breakfast
Happy Turd
Lockjaw Surprise
Cuff 'em
Don't Smoke Around My Mother
Swimming In Soup
Chicken Skin
Next Week Is Not Now
The Drain Is Clogged
The Pubic Issue
Bananas For All
The Bra Stuffers
Feeling Gnuly
Magical Camel Toe
It Will
Oik Not Dork Bop
Wanna Cookie?
Don't Bother The Old Dead Lady Upstairs
Hot Cup O' Joe
Buzzing With Excitement
Don't Renovate Your Duplex
Tin Ceilings And Brass Titties
That Donkey Pissed Last Year
Shellfish Entanglement
Taxes 'R' Sexy
Punch My Cake
Dick Twister
Chip Dip Headache
The Satin Condoms
Moldy Tartar
Testicle Of Madness
The Cat Can Do That
See The Boy On Top Of The Treadmill
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeelz
Stumpin' Da Schlong
My Mess Is Your Mess
We Wash Our Genitals
Cut The Crust
It's Bad Out There
Keep Your Fingers Out Of The Pudding
Bruises To See
They Have Candles
Toe Crab
Sizzly Soup Sluts
We Lost Our Keys
It's Poisonous
Moldy Towels
Ass Bomb
Psychedelic Ho-Down
I Need Primer
Public Antagonist
Crazy Naked Men With Hammers (based on a true story!)
Cool Whippin' It
Share Ten Germs
Don't Fight With Ants
Dick Stick Entourage
Camel Dung Tribute Band
Bulimic Yet Fat
Itchy Cement
No Means
Poke The Cake
I Saw A Naked Baby
Chinese Take-Out Dinner Party
Yodelin' For Sex
Biscuit For Your Dog
Candle Wax Drippin's
Shovel This
We Are Purely Fictional
Cool Case Of Head Lice
Lie To The Teacher 'Cuz He's Stupid
Wrap No More Presents Tonight
Leaky Diapers
All Names Have Been Changed To Protect The Innocent
Based On A True Story
They Can't Spell Can
Take Off That Skirt Or You Ain't Boardin' The Plane
Just G-B It
Amazing Fireplace
How Do You Like That Paint Color
You Didn't Eat Your Dinner
Tract Lighting
Esophagus Of Turmoil
The Bucket Is Half Empty
It's A Shame
Pssssssst -- Don't Say It
The Church Pews
Transform My Finds
Pickin' Snot
Who's In The Crapper
Stinky Fungal Cleats Of Death (taken from personal experience)
Cheeze Whiz Fanatics
Go To Your Room
Considerate Farter
The Clipped Nose Hairs
Scrotal Dance Of Doom
No More Postage Stamps
Got No Booty
Thomas Edison Is Dead
G-Stringin' It With Grandma
Porcupine Party Favors
Bucket O' Mercy
The Bloody Rotten Testicles
Tits Of Wonder
Nine Frogs In My Sock Drawer
They'll Shit Their Beans Tonight
The Toenail Splinter Band
Spike Your Own Punch
Booze For The Young
Fat Old Men Jogging
Saggy Buttocks
Zig-Zaggin' Dat Squirrel's Got Nutz
Don't Put Your Stinky Dick On My Pillow
Twisting Your Intestines
I Fell But I Got Up
You Can't Know That It's This
The Zobowowwowwozskis
Tuna Don't Stink
Eeeeek!
Shave Them Nads
Zebra Spew
Killer Bees On Acid
I Punched Out Giada's Teeth
Manifest Of The Hungry
Zipper Teeth Gang Bang
We Can't Sing But That's Okay With You
Did You Find The Roadkill?
The Pasta's In The Pot
The Pos-T-Vacs
Valerie Bertinelli Is Not Dead, Just Sorta Fat
Britney's A Human Being, Dammit!
Sugar Bear Coke High
Leave Her Alone!
Pain In The Vagina
Pickled
That Delicioso Woman (c/o Adreme!)
I'm Tired
Got Nothing Done
They Drive Badly
No Fun Here
Out Of The Monkey's Wrinkly Ass
Go Find A Turd
Poisonous Pore
The Poontangers
Sizzle Fist
Ten Dollars Short Of Paying The Phone Bill
Wanna See?
Paula Deen's Heart Attack
Puddle Of Nothing
The Putrid Candy Canes
Late For Work 'Cuz My Alarm Clock Hates Me
I Do Believe In Santa
The Kids Don't Want To Go To School
He'll Be Stupid
It's Only Yogurt
Yogurt Lesbians
Crock Of Shit
The Old Lady Fell
It Stings
The Ass-Kicker Swiffer Band
Silly Gonad
Don't Put Putty On That Wall
Choking On Bird Seed
The Only Hell Is In My Pants
Crack Baby Ding-A-Ling
Roosters Are Limp
Pickle Fist
Foot Fungus Frenzy
The Rotten Waffle Project
Busted Button Holes
Help! There's An Earplug Stuck In My Ear
Epidermal Infusion
Sizzling Incision
Scarrific
Can't Tell Time
Chopped Chicken Liver Decision
Hell Is Burning Today
Headache In My Car
It Hurts But It's Good
No More Peddlers
Crummy Danish
Pulled A Boner
Dust For All
Pissed-Off Pins
They Know They Have Bowels
Bowling For My Uncle's Coke
Eating Is Deadly
Anal Probers Of The Third Degree
Naked Old People Playing Hopscotch
Horsin' Around
Butter For The Dead
Respect The Lugnut
Bloody Floss
Lumpectomy For The Scissorless
Scrimmage Of Idiots
Taser Tots
They Pick Their Noses
Zit On My Chip
Holy Moley I Smell That Skunk
The Dead Have Opinions
Two Times Ten Is Too Many Times
Seeing Not Feeling
Farmers Of Girth
Fishly Grishly
Hay Bale Nation
Coconut Fusion
Sexy Denture
Hangnail Precipitation
Hatred Of Confetti
Don't Party Down There
Cast-Iron Skillet Blood Bath
Toilet Clog Hoopala
My Throat Hurts Really
Nasal Destruction
Two Hits In The Left Nut, Please!
The Cracked Egg Facial Mask Project
Don't Lose It Again
Scared Of Halloween Lights
Paying For Nothing
Scrotal Suck-Up
Plunger Of The Little People
The Praying That Our Dicks Don't Fall Off Band
Miraculous Mammary
Fig This
Track Star Track Marks
Noodles And Nodules
Be Gone!
Obese Anorexics
Gallbladder Gone Wrong
Gritty Spitwad
Fire Ant Testimonial
Skyscraper Sex Party
Skid Marks
Saran Wrap Clap Trap
Slit Your Own Goddamn Wrists
They Can't Make Maple Syrup Tonight
Jordan Sang A Song
He Played In The Spring
Festival Of The Deaf
Mutation On Toast
Oily Non-Zit People Pleaser
There's Your Tongue
Goobers For All!
Ubu Jubu Zu Bubu Nubu Wubu U
Tee-Hee!
Golfin' Wit' Goferz
Feelin' Oaty
They Can't Like Their Toenails
All The Old People
Crumbcake For Astronauts
You Look Like You
The Check Is In The Mail, Not!
Call The Haters
Titty KABOOM!
Cycle Of The Spatula
Pregnant Sluts In Bikinis
Don't Tell The Drunk
Skull Sex
Peas Not In The Pod
Avenue Of Llamas
Destroy The Bologna
Eating Peanuts With Shells
Call All The Onions
Cancel My Lung
Gum Chewers Of Staten Island
Flying Birds And Digging Moles
The Dead Santas
Mr. Rogers' Sweater YEAH!
My Cat Killed Chuck E. Cheese
Can't See The Pollution
Stockings For The Sexless
Got No Options
The Cabbage Snatch Dolls
The Crystal Lights
The Mole Diggers
The Rocky Horrors
Blister Pack Nonsense
Smelly Belly Cheese Fest
Formation Of Dimes
Tease The Midget
Pack O' Panties
Pray For The Pack Rat
Suck A Snot
Six More Weeks Of Winter If The Groundhog Sees Its Weiner
Clambake Mascara
Whatchu Talkin' 'Bout, Willis?
The Barney Thrill Killers
Symphony Of Idiots
Beneficial Head Lice
Zit Poppers Of The Third Realm
Found An Umbrella
The God That I Am
My Wood Floor Warped
Florence Henderson's Left Tit
The Burnt Toast Butt Jammers Convention
Cotton Candy Condom Fest
Don't Spew In My Rootbeer Float
Friends Of The Wannabes
Who Grew Up Late?
Collision Of Corn
The Dust Pan Smoothies
The Bronchial Chillers
Giant Flying Cockroach In My Laundry Room
Psychotic Nuns And Other Fun Folks
Folk Art For The Starved
The Meaningless
Jinger Janger Jingle Them Jingly Nads
Kris Kringle's Drug Addiction
I Knew You When You Were Dead
The Giggly G-Spots
Smells Like Shit
Oops! There's Oatmeal In Them Thar Rubbers
Kicked By A Mule
The Camel Can Count To Ten
The Not-So-Elegant Sconces
Beef Fat
Chuck Woollery Is Not Dead
Fish Knickers
Hey! That's My Spleen
Pea Soup Puddle Jumpers
Give Back That Urine Sample
Grapes Again
Open
Underwear Crusties In The Pool
Garlic Up Your Poodle's Ass
Toilet Tremors On Friday
Hummus My Ass!
Don't Let The Door Hit You In The Ass
Piss On An Ant
Convexed
Cheering For Zippers
What's In Your Wallet?
Cash For Ash
Martha Stewart's Ganache
Fart Miester's Day Off
Pretzelectomy
Gob Stompers Luau
Ladel This
Stupid People Bother Me
Delayed Cervix
Constipated Knowledge
Hot-Buttered Turds
The Shut Ups
Don Ho
Suffering From Third Button-Hole Syndrome
Clambake Manifest
Festering Anal Blisters
Bought Ten Lightbulbs
Unification, Not Defication
Tit-Tat My Ass
Fudge Can Kill
Cookie Dough Colostomy Bag
It's 8:09
The Band Is Coming To Town
Fire-Proof Your Gazebo
Ultimate Enchilada
Ass Jugglers' Day Out
We're The Band
Snuggling With Snails
Clitoral Observation
Heavage
Heavy On The Nuts
Gravy On The Side
The Missing Spleens
Army Of Addicts
The G-Spot Dummies
Pitch A Tent
Coconut Catastrophe
Wrote A Letter To Your Breast
The Sleazy Ten
The Oily Bo-Hunks
Hawks Of Mass Destruction
Desecrate This
Pine-Needle Hangover
Shocking Description
Get A Room
No No Not A No
Raising Hell In The Chicken Coop
Ampersand And The Asterisks
Oh No It's Gonna Snow
Snail Rectalingus
Who Called Me A Hag?
Bring Us Our Pizza
Haggis, Anyone?
Your Hamster That Slut
Piss-Cake Tea Party
Those Fat People Can't Fuck
Intestinal Merriment
Chuck-A-Luck-A-Buck-A-Brick
Grizzly Man Lovers
Spermicide For The Holy
Vanna White Lost Her Letter
The Mosh Pit Herpes
Get Your Chocolate Out Of My Peanut Butter
Warning! Warning! Warning!
Gristle Of Godzilla
You Heard Me
Delete Ringer Program
Those Pilgrims Had Zits
Get The Amish To The Mall
No Toes
Polydactilitis-Scmeckel-Puss
The Shitty Laxatives
You Ain't Getting It
Burl Ives Sang Some Songs
The Old Man's Saggy Scrotum
Walrus In My Shower
Simple Pudding
The Deer Can Bake Lots Of Cakes
Fear Of Pineapples
The Jack-o'-Lantern Jack-Me-Offs
He's Only A Leper
Shun The Non-Believer
You Know That Lice Are Good
We Can Smell Milk
Sandwiches For The Stupid
Heh Heh Heh
Bilingual Helium Addicts Telling Time
Lox Upon Our Sox
All The Quarters
If I Give You A Dollar, Will You Pop My Zit?
Shift In The Equator
Ain't Kissin' The Blarney Stone
Paper Mache Giblets
Partying With Oprah's Douchebag
Sex Not-A-Happenin' In The City
Elated For Dialation
Whiff Of Jiff
Crabby Patty
Avoid The Mucanoid
Crust On Your Potato
Peaches Don't Have Pits
My Money Will Do You No Good
It Will Not Save You
Redeem Those Plaid Stamps
Italian Paparazzi Pizza Fest
Speaking Fluent Peacanese
Septic Seizure
Sassy Squid
The Dickless
Don't Stomp On My Mask
Bitches Without Mascara
Scrapyard Sluts
The Two Pricillas
Confused For It Doesn't Matter
The Elemental Walrus Jerks
Truss Of Terror
Two-Fisted Head Trauma
Gene Pool Fuck-Ups
Throw Away The Peanut Shells
Gyrating Bowels
Requiem Of All
Blister-Pack Nonsense
The Toad Soffits
Hurry, Hurry Kiss My Ass!
The Quicker Picker-Uppers
The Pancake Batter Splatters (opening act for the aforementioned band)
I'm Great.org
Knife In My Gut
Pea Soup Death Match
The Constipated Pine Cones
Nibblets For The Needy
Hernial Transporters
The National Geographics
Douchebag Cat Fight
Run, Forrest, Run!
Day Of The Lost Dentures
The Crock Pot Cocks
I'll Run Two Miles
Not A Giraffe
Ouch It's A Mess
Lint Clinchers' Mishap
Evolution Of Nothing Good
We Are Negative
Lumpy Galoshes
Wubba Wubba Tubba Budda
Stir-Fry Rampage
Wasabi Lube
Chick Pea Piss Pot
Eating Dinner With Only One Utensil
There Is No "A" In "Root Beer"
We'd Like To Think
Cutting The Day But Not For Long
Bag O' Chips Under The Bed
Of Plastic Toys And Staplers
Tape Rule Madness
She Saw Oprah's Twat
Get Some Lipo
The Have It Your Ways
The Greedy Spores
The Kangaroo Pouches
Aaaaaargh! Scallawag
I'm Running 10 Miles Tomorrow
Peat Moss Butcher Fest
Baby Cockroach Parade
Spittle In Your Scrapple
The Snapple Lady Is Fat
Hangnail Horror Fest
Lap Man
Hold My Pickle
Pip Pip Doodly-Doo
Very Pituitary
Glandular Photo Session
Can't Make Pudding Out Of Clay
Keep Your Headache To Yourself
Cheesy Flea Fondue
They Are The Ones
Mice With Ten Lice
Armpit Zoology
Nasal Hair Conference Call
Scattered Ideas
Pumped For Nothing
Upperhanded Gerbils
Third-Ear Deaf
We Eats Critters
Snobby Wannabes
The Fleshy Globules
Go Nads!
Eating Pumpkin Pie Without The Whipped Cream
Crustless Pie
Doughy Phlegm
Digestive Tract Enema
Don't Taunt Leeza Gibbons
Don Ho's Missing Thrid Testicle
They Used A Dish
Testicle! The Musical
Up Your Nose With A Rubber Hose, aka The Vinny Barbarino Tribute Band
Third-World Leper Colony
Not A Low-Calorie Food
Crying For Almonds
Whoring That Zit
A Lizard's Dilemma
Go Ta Skool 'Cuz Your Stoopit
Chunk Style
Simmering Polyps
Haven't Seen Your Left Tit
The Polydactyl Poligrips
SPERM (Slutty Princesses Eating Raw Meat)
Cough Syrup Bath Infusion
No Donuts Left Over From Last Year
That Girl Is Bad
Vote Now!
Tadpole Tongue Job
Feeling Good In The Cesspool
No More Shakers
We Will Rock The House
Open-Air Tremors
Beware The Angry Shoppers
Hairy Tumor Attack
Dead Ben Franklin
I Swallowed My Glands
Leeches For Idiots
Fred Mertz Was Hung Like Ten Horses
Plunging Necklines Going Nowhere
Wafer Snot
Hooray For The Goat's Dripping Penis!
Crazy Eggs
Lexmark And The Z51s
Cursor Maniacs
My Grandma Won't Eat That Potato
Wrongful Death Cases Are Good
Porcupine Dildo
Ten Eggs In The Fridge
The Butchered Ears
Oprah's Orgy
Don't Fish In That Lake
Labia Fruit Loops
Venom And Beer
My Daughter Made Some Eggs
All 999,999,999,999 Of Them
They Will Donate Nothing To Sally Field
Penis Eye Tribute Band
Fudgy The Whale Sunk The Titanic
Don't Get That Amish Drunk
Foliage For Fools
The Mean Men
Blizzard In My Pajamas
The Store Is Closed
Gots To Mow The Lawn
The Cow Will Moo Not On This Night
Scrimmage The Meek
They See With Their Ears
Lobotomies Are Fun!
Soup Doesn't Come Cheap
Chocolate Is The New Tomato
Canker Sore Cheerios
I Don't Like Them Thistle
Mocking The Dead
Jailed Rappers
They Mash Glass With Their Ass
Ron Jeremy That Ugly Stud
Don't Bake Any Cookies 'Cause We're Out Of Flour
Hob-Nobbing Door Knobs
Paris Hilton And The Like
Wrinkled Paper Is Blank
Go To It
Found Ten Of The Bunch Of Ten Of Them
Tater Tot Casserole And The Duggars
Secret Society Of The Kin
Deodorant Woes
Pubic Entanglement
Rotten Milk For All
Roof Shinglers Fart Fest
Fungal Feet Party Favors
You Can Come To My Party As Long As You Don't Come
Sally Struthers Wants Your Food
The Stovepipe Butt Blasters
Brontosaurus Fishbone
Too Nougaty
Scar Zone
Bowling Ten Years Ago
Tongue Chomp
Spitting On The Dumb
Saturday Night Corn Husking
Midget Perfectionism
The Snorting Doorknobs
3,000,000,000,000 Talking Turkeys
Talcum Powder Overdose
We've Got 50 Diseases
The Beef Stew Wedgies
Where To Put The Corn?
That Dullard Can Cuss
Lack Of Talent
Hey Now There's No Toilet Paper In Here
Puddle Of Super Glue
Staining Away
Buy That Amish Some Dinner!
My Cat Likes Porno
Peep Show Eye Poke
Caramel Cream Pudding Poopers
Just A Pustule
My Son's Rancid Cleats
Cleavage For The Needy
I Saw Uranus
Mickey Mouse's Asthma Attack
Parachute Malfunction
The Itchy Spiderwebs
Clambake Diggity Dog
Found 1,000,000,000,000,000 Uses For Corn
Smash The Tomato
Tell Them The Truth
The Pool Is Closed
It's Not Labor Day Yet
Clark Gable's Rotted Left Nut
The Hot Topic Posers
Elmo Gone Emo
Dog-Cat Brew Bash
Singed Brow
The Dog Down The Street Won't Shut The Fuck Up
Garanimalianist Wisdom
Amish Pizza Power Party
I Said To Stop Heckling That Funny Guy
Craters Amidst Our Asses
Went Is Not Gone
Cheesy Undies
They Smell Like Tires
Bronto Burger Pillar Of Knowledge
We Rule Your Snot
Scrimmage At Caney Creek
Scrambled Wedgies
George Hamilton's Third-Degree Sunburn
The Paint Needs 15 To 30 Days To Cure
Stick 'Em Up!
Bleached Blonde Eyebrow Eye Infection
They Were A Band
Sucks For A Buck
Get That Turd Out Of My Boot!
Screaming Fest Of Ten Dozen Fire Ants
Bowling With The Lame
Those Crippled Stamp Makers
Aaaaaaah! They Know Their Eggs
Kicked Off The Mountain By Two Angry Rams
They Mean To Mean It
No Thanks For Your Assistance
Treble This
They Suck A-Plenty
Spores And More Spores!
Campfire Depression
Forgetting Your Cat's Name
I Am A Nemesis
Freaks Of The Next Generation
The News Prints Bull
Not Very Crispy In My Lucky Drawers
Ducks Can Kill
Watch Out ...
Pissed Off And Not Amused
Quick Refills
Fecal Denominator
Jonez
Find That Bunion
Punish Ten Onions
Bi-Coastal Canker Sore
Snail Trail On Toast Points
Hey! Look! It's Marla Gibbs!
Grabbing For White Pumpkins
Fevers And Wheezers
Soup Slurpers Dilemma
Mismatched Brain Cells
Five Packs Of Splenda Equals One Sweet 'N' Low
Always Complaining
Tell Your Hamster To Knock It Off
I Said Maturation, Not Masturbation
Wheezy's Movin' On Up
Mary Tyler Moore's Hat Is Still Up In The Sky After 35 Years!
Just Puke It
Laverne And Shirley Were Not Lesbians
The Camphor Finnekes
She Feels No Pain
Butt Kickers And Crab Apples
Lovely Tea Party
Camera-Shy Delinquents
I Saw The Rain
The Holy Ass Munchers
Gravitational Pull
Been To Alaska
Fred Flinstone That Crack Dealer
Joy To My Penis
I Sat On A Cactus
Toasty Buns!
We Have An Obsession
Mazel Tov! It's Labia Menorah
Power To The People Who Stink
Sauce Gay
Narutard
Don't Come Into Our Garden ... Don't Kick Our Dog ...
We Pose Threats
My Cat Kicked Your Retarded Son
I Got Laid So Many Times
Kirstie Lives In An Alley
Shania Does Mark Twain
My Fictional Basement Smells Like Shit
Fuck Him In The Ear
Sandpaper Doodle Pickers
Find That Amish A Date
Grinding Nuts As You Screw
Pickles Are The Root Of All Evil
50 Dimes Won't Buy You That Sock
Sneakers Prevent Forest Fires
Lentil Soup Panic Attack
Dancing To Suit Myself
What If You Took The "F" Out Of "Fuck?"
Ducks Know It
Can Googlysaurus Drink 50 Beers In Two Seconds?
The Wiggly Commodes
I Said Polinator, Not Terminator
101 Rhinoplasties For The Price Of One
We Know That Pimp
God-Fearing Jackalopes
Fusili Jerry!
Cock-A-Doodle Oh No You Don't!
Flank Steak Mistake
Camoflauge Tampons
Find Shoeless Joe's Shoes!
Measles Make The Man
Mayonnaise Management
Paper Shredder Monkey Madness
Spitting At Old Lady Boobs
Halloween Madness In July
Easter Parade In October
Christmas All Year 'Round!
Camel And The Humps
The Stupid-Ass Target Commercials
Thumpity-Bumpity
Dong Dong Ding Dong Dingo Dingo Ding Dong Ditchy Witchy Dingy Dong
Feathered By A Pimp
Dumb Daddy And The Asshole Kids
Itchy Titty
Clamoring To Escape My Own Insanity
They Milked That Horse
Can Opener Look-Alike Contest
It's Still 2007
Is Dick Clark Still Alive?
Need A Lampshade
Micro Misconceptions
The SysRqs
Needle-Nose Plier Nipple Clamps
Singing Along With Mitch
Sluts Alive!
The Drakes Cakes Tribute Band
30 Seconds 'Til I Kick Your Ass
Get That Amish An Ipod
Approval In Progress
Conveyer Belt Gigolos
Pizza To Go!
Three-Day Blinds
Left Unsaid Wilma
The Gelato Won't Freeze
Grapple Your Own Tit
Scary Folks Living Inside My Brain
Oh No! My Head Fell Off
You Can Have A Nickle For Only One Dollar
Beaver Dam Mayhem
Striped Pajamas Aren't Sassy
Bleep Bleep Leap Sleep Bleep Pee
Scroll Lock
The Watch Just Beeped
Bonus Coupons!
Strap On Your Own Arm
Cutting Cuticles With Hedge Clippers
Go To The Bathroom NOW!
Oh Oh Oh No Go
A Simple Giraffe
Silly Putty Sex Scandal
You Have The Power To Prevent Nothing
Give That Amish A Driver's License
Piss-Pot Smudge-Pot
Marie Osmond And The Family
Systematic Beaver
Amish Centerfold
Vaginal Reunion
We Are Injured
Fast And Friendly
Wife Swap At Shogun Restaurant
Anal Refuse
Da Soda
Free IQ Test For Real
Know Your Rights
Ugly Chicks Protest
Donut Debris
Tell Those Kids To Stop Fishing In The Toilet
Hamburger Management 101
Party Napkin Dilemma
Talk To My Neighbor's Fence
The Curtain Rods Without Curtains
It's Early In The Morning, But Not Too Early For Coffee
That Amish Left His Buggy At The Cheesecake Factory
Pip Swap
Aluminum Foil Wannabes
Do Not Reply To 10 People
Dirty Socks With Big Holes
Turn Off The Computer Or The House Will Burn Down
Bunions Are The New Tomatoes
Drano Cocktail Time!
Zit Seekers Opera
Permanent Wood And The Concrete Sealants
Operatic Wars Of The Sexually Challenged
Get The Spittle Out Of The Kettle
Make That Midget Dance
Ron Jeremy And The Dick Pummelers
Pancakes For All Seasons
Church Of The Rusty Tire-Iron
Canker-Sore Awareness Factor
Caulk Cock
Buy That Amish Some Stamps
Do You Know Many Gay People?
Living Within The Cozy Confines Of My Cat's Nutsack
Martha Stewart, That Hack
Orange-Peel Nazis In Da 'Hood
Controlled By A Bat
Stoner Go Home!
Red-Carpet A-Listers Living On My Porch
Anita Bryant And The Homophobes
Skittles And Pork-Chops, YUM-O!
Jumbo Shrimp Running On A Treadmill
Don't Go To The Show 'Cause It's Gonna Snow
Lunch-Muffin Hurlers On The Third Floor
Fancy French-Food On A Grave-Robber's Budget
Boom Boom Stay Out Of My Room
You Can't Make Cheeseburgers Without The Cheese
The Leftover Bullion Cubes
Trini Lopez Had A Hammer
Wish List For Martyrs
Calvacade Of Rotten Moose
Web Of Antelopes
Spindle Bitch
Don't Jack Up That Car
Don't Let That Amish Drink And Drive
Herpes Snack Attack
Paint-Chip Terrorist Party
Six Degrees Of Separation While Living In The Amish Farmhouse
Toll-House Cookies Taking A Toll On One's Health
We Said "Editorial," Not "Clitorial"
The Nanette Fabres Tribute Band
Lassie Don't Go Home
Gee, Davey!
Poop Out Those Presents
Santa's Got A Boner, Oh Joy!
Oy Vey, Get Rid Of That Mistletoe!
Making Minestrone With One's Left Nut
Cock-Rotten To The Core
Hail! The Mighty Tongues Have Returned
We Said "Enigmatic," Not "Enema-matic"
Get That Gopher A Peanut
Mall Merchants' Uprising
Unique Smelly Socks
Headquarters Of My Nervous Breakdown
Imaginate For Only One Dollar
Need A Burrito
What Gives?
Get That Amish To Kroger's
Rakin' Da Ho
Pretending To Put That Bear In Detention
Maxi-Pad Mishap
Fashionable Kitchen Cabinets
High-Fructose Corn-Syrup Hangover
Chunk-Whiz Pizza
Poodle Grab-A-Thon
Muskrat Parchment Paper
No Cookies For Christmas This Year
Do Not Re-Apply When Needed
Hump Camel
1-800-WE-SUCK!
The Heh, Heh, Ho, Heh, Heh, Ho, Hehs, YEAH!
Barn-Raising Breast Session
10 Easy Ways To Make Steak
Add Some Grommets!
Blister Tooth
Plaque Mania!
Tartar For Sale!
Fix That Tooth, Amy Winehouse
You Wouldn't Like Our Band
Soap-Scum Calamity
Co-Signer Must Count To 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999
Maxi-Pad Meal Deal
We Said "Artificial," Not "Ori-ficial"
Gibbon Snitch
Sponge Of The Diseased
Sewer Rat For A Day
We Would Be Liars
Dry-Erase Marker OD
Sacred Burial Grounds Of The Soft-Shell Crab
10 Chickens Without Cheese
Pitch-Fork Orifice
Santa's Little Ho, Ho, Ho!
Oral Pectorals
Rectal Fork Fusion
You Can't Spell Chicken Without "Ick"
Calvacade Of Vomitting Fire-Ants
Pickle For A Nipple?
That Cat Shouldn't Eat Insulation
Inkjet Tampon Transfusion
Beam Me Up, 'Cause I Have No Clue!
Find Your Undies, Britney Spear!
Grass-Ass Glass Mass
It's Hot
The Beeping Clothes Dryers
Stop Bleaching Your Hair, Heather Locklear!
Sober Up, Sandra Lee!
Time To Make The Rice
Get Me To The Scrimmage, Now!
Secret Society Of Amish Pizza Makers
Jacks Up Your Nose
We're Out Of Toilet Paper
It's Staring At Me
Stain Your Own Wood
The Kids Will Not Like It
Sassy Cross-Dresser
Porcupine Suppository, We Suppose
Don't Put Pancakes In The Sewer
Whoa, Nelly! There's An Amish At My Dinner Table
The Laundry Snorters
Talentless Bungholes
Roadkill Hair Rinse
Septic Delusion
Living In One's Own Fishtank
Playing Flag Football On Route 66
I Cough On My Own Esophagus
Forrest Gump And The Shrimping 5
Naked Old Lady Labias
Disatrous Path To The Hidden Planet
Doom Of Missing Lungs
Shrimp Bloat
Get Some Implants, Kelly Ripa!
Seeking To Know Your Housefly
Penis Snatch
Don't Let That Amish Apply For A MasterCard
Uterus Uprising
I Got The Clapper
Ding-Dong-Dong-Ding-Dick-A-Dong
Toothpick Hoola Dance
Blinking Zero -- Aaaaaaaaah!
Enable Your Meth
Inclined To Tell You To Fuck Off
Pizza For Foot Fungus
My Biological Clock She's A-Tickin'
Herbicide Your Own Yaupon
Scotch Tape On The Rocks
Boner Blast-Off
We Said "Di-stinguished," Not "Dick-stinguished"
Vaseline Vulvasaurs
Dora's Exploratory Surgery
Get Your Cholesterol Level Checked, Paula Deen!
Hating The Living Beans
Halloween Hi-Jinks On The West-Side Highway
Play-Doh For The Fingerless
George Foreman Broke That Grill
Sizzle And A Whizzle
The Pathetic Penile Patriarchs
That Amish Got A Speeding Ticket
Not Going To Buzzfest
Ten Marys And One Jesus
The 2:30 P.M.s
F1, F2, F3, F-YOU!
Turkey Trot Gut Rot
Don't Swear I Didn't Do It
Bolty Revolt
Cap'n Crunch's Crunchy Nuts
Dildo Salutation
Peat Moss Masturbatory Aide
Don't Give Pot To That Pigeon
Printable Version Denied
Gumpy Go-Whop
Curdled Cum
Tell That Amish He's Hot
DUMB (Dildo Under My Bush)
No Hot Chix At The Chick-Fil-A
Bahama Mama Mia
Babba
Girthful Bosom
Girl Gone
Urinal Mucanoid
Flembotic Spitnoid
Dedicated Specialists Of Nothing
Sideshow Midgets To Be Feared
Come To The Picnic If You Don't Decide To Come
Abominable Snowman Semen Sample
Glue Blue Blubber Bloob Blood Doob Gloom
My Head Is Swimming In Your Soup
Guppies For Boobies
Macaroni Money For Free
Raggedy Ann On The Rag
Hey! Tell That Amish To Stop Making Scrapple
Ass Wranglers And Underwear Smudges
Chunnel!
Festival Of The Secret Underground Piss Party
Nipple Zippers
Stop Churning That Butter, Old Amish Woman!
Dead Prostitutes From Michigan Celebrating Valentine's Day
Ass-Flasher Cat
1,001 Reasons To Count To 1,001
The Rats Have No Tails
Hostility Amongst The Moon People
Common Knowledge That Taxing Poop Is Good
Beef Brisket Of Utter Confusion
Gangsta Mafia Rap-A-Thon
Yo, Yo, Yo, Baby -- I'll Get Da Bread And Yo Get Da Budduh
Chess For The Cheeky
Parquet-Floor Hop-Scotch
Do I Smell Pungent?
Where Is Shelley Fabres?
Do You Dare To Smell Like Her?
The Bare-Breasted Lactose Intolerants
Ol' Crotch
Da Finga
The Pia Zadora Tribute Band
Don't Menstruate Regularly
Does Not Promote Regularity
Lousy, Rotten MuthaBLEEPuhs
Clamming For Cabbage
Whoring For Sasquatch
Balling For Latitude
Automatic Decline Of Fructose
Splinter Tick
Bubba Gump Sump Pump
Testicle Enema
Mamarazzi Mania
Where Is My Toe?
Corn Whiskey Douche Fest
Hangnail Sluts Living On Your Stoop
Vagina Of Vigor
The Very
Salad Of Confusion
20 Times Around The Block Is Not Enough
Dig That Hole, Mole!
Phlegm X
Don't Let That Amish Kid Roller Skate On I-45
Economically Low Levels Of Bullshit
Fiery Loins
Bowling With Nine Corpses
Recycled Tampons
It's Dangerous But Okay To Play With Molten Lava
Graveyard Skeleton Mall Management
Halloween For Hamsters
Whoa! That Lady Has 50 Boobs
Ninja Cadavers
Bulimia, Is That A Country?
Anorexically Challenged
Make That Amish Stop Parking His Buggy In My Driveway
They Won!
Did You Put A Postage Stamp On That Out-Going Mail?
Uprising Of Nair-Using Sluts
Bring The Brisket To The Picnic
Ordering Multiples Of None
We Will Freshen Our Pits
Uniform Of Disrespect
10-Dozen Reasons To Tell The Judge To Fuck Off
Those Crotch Masters
Salad Hoopala!
The Bestiality Boyz
Mucous And Tea
Go Away, Devil Worshiper!
Give That Amish Some Booze
The Cookie Has Chips
My Pillow Is Complete
The Mismatched Pillow Cases
Diggity-Dog, Figgity-Hog
Holy Shit! I've Hit 3,000 Posts
Someone Just Left For Work
The Laundry Is Done
Get The Chitlins Out Of The Freezer
Ham Sandwiches For The Masses
PB&J+Tunax2=Slop
Don't Feed That Amish Too Many Snow Cones
The Weird Folks Down The Street Don't Like Halloween
Those People Need To Move Their Truck
Foot Fetish 101
In Need Of An Ass Kicking
We Are The Rulers
Pantherus Dominus
Too Many Nails To File
It's Cabbage-y In This Here Neck Of The Woods
The Posts Are Posted
Inkjet Nazis
Winken, Blinken And Stinkin'
Ho Down!
Kotex On A Saddle
Google This
Out Of Trix
Not Allowed To Chew
No Air For You
Cavorting With The Dead At The Cemetery
Texas Weather Is Currently Great!
Folded The Sheets
Why The Hell Would Anyone Iron Their Sheets?
Have You Been To Sheetz?
Holy Sheet!
Billy Mays Must OxyClean The Cum From My Sheets
Tell That Amish To Stop Flashing
The Able Disabled
Ya Wanna?
The Plaster Is Peeling
I Hate My Ceiling Fan
The Squirrels Have Stopped Coming
Organize Your Opossum
Clever New Ways To Eat Fried Chicken
10 Stoners Living In One Crock-Pot
Take That Amish To Six Flags
Dead Folks Do Not Eat Spice Cake
They Lied To That Jack-O'-Lantern's Sister
Sandwich Remix
Fruit-Flush Enema
Those Multi-Cultural Kashi Cereal-Box People
He's A Lesbian Living In A Straight Man's Body
Go To The Spigot
Farrah Spigot Minors
Gracious Crater
Fat, Dead Elvis
Stop Stealing The Peanuts
We Cuss
Eccentric Dyslexics
The Minxy Ministers
Diabolic Noodle Nubs
Selling 50 Potatoes For The Price Of A Tomato
Endeavor Of The Fingerless
Bras For The Titless
Call It A Day!
Don't Give That Amish A Treat
Push-Pin Prophylactic
People Are Not Smart
20 Reasons Not To Take A Bath
If You Give The Penguin A Cookie, It'll Spit
Rummaging To Be The Next
Keyboard Shenanigans
Clock-Face Terror
Ramen-Noodle Fur Coat
Hot People Can Tell Time
That Bear Won't Share
Vote In That Poll!
The Bus Won't Let 10 More Kids On
Kick That Neo-Nazi In The Scrotum
You Do Not Need A Halloween Costume
Jail-Bait Hoopala
Whoa! Give That Amish A Free Pass To The Circus
Got The Jibber-Jabbers
That Old Lady With The Big Hair Cannot Drive While Text-Messaging
You've Gotta Find Your Own Spit
Flying Douchewads On The Horizon
Call For The Biscuit
Serving Nothing But Slop
Aunt Jemima That Hussy
Go To The Corn
Smelly Armpits With Pretty Hair
Fecal Foul-Out
Bunions For The Smirking
Tell That Amish To Pull Up Her Bloomers
Medicated In Alabama
They Scrimmage Under My Ass
We Will Not Be Dead In 25 Days
Tourette-Syndrome Party Zone
Burn Some Pig Fat
Snow-Pea Piss-Pot
Pivot And Go!
Oh Well
Just Go Into That Weasel
He's Jogging And Shouldn't Be
Did That Dairy Cow Poop?
101 Ways To Safely Jump From 50-Story Windows
The Satanic Popes
Don't Fucking Go To Work Tomorrow
The Snarling Few
The Patchy Pubii
Those Weasels Got The Rebound
Emaciated Jack-O'-Lanterns
Revenge Of My Toe
Way Past Half-Time
Enemas For Crustaceans
Polio For Those Who Want It
The Fiery Bowels
Jibbering Testicles
Drano Cocktail Time
Ass-Douche Meringuee
Sexy Scary Faces
Taking A Dump In The Neighbor's Crock-Pot
Picket-Fences For The Pain-Inflicted
Marry Your Own Dog
Wal-Mart Funnel-Cake Fatties
Beer-Blast Piss Fest
Cigarettes + Lizards = Par-tay!
Young, Amish And Stoned
Craptards And The Like
Nail-Polish Chips And Other Catastrophes
Afraid Of Freckles
The Dill-Pickle Dildos
Midget Band-Aid Connection
Hypothermia For The Meek
Whee! Let's Go Wee-Wee
Lozenges Are Evil
Snakes And Amphibians For A Penny
Faulty Pants Zipper
Left Nut Lugnut
Don't Buy That Amish 10 Donuts
40 People Came
Whole-Zitted, Not Half-Witted
Dagger Dicks
Stop Making It Up
Armadillos Do Not Like Salsa
Old People With 29 Hangovers
Don't Give That Amish A Jello Shot
We Can Find 10 Porcupines In Joe's Pants
Diggin' For Wiggin'
Find Your Own Plantation
It's Windy In My Trachea
The Pepper Jacks
Tendons R Meaty
Take It Easy But Rock Me Hard
Fondue For Squirrels
Gotta Wipe My Ass
Sewer Penny
Shower-Head Menstrual Monstrosity
Wal-Mart Gen-Xers
Trans-Affected Multi-Sexuals
The Tourette-Syndrome Decision
Hola!
Greasy Pickle Attack
How Do You Pronounce #^%*)+(*@$!:?
Tell Grandma To Take The Iguana Out Of Her Pruny Old Snatch!
Pooper-Scooper Droopers
Spermy Enema Dilemma
Disembowled And Lovin' It!
Whoosh! That Cat's On Steroids
Can't Eat At McDonald's 'Cause We Got No Fucking Teeth
Who Put That Opossum In The Pudding?
Organize That Orgy!
Candlewax Lubricant Celebration
Shrine Of My Ass
Tampon Swap '07
Snapper Surprise!
Chicken In Our Knickers
Kickin' Da Ol' Man
Broiled Intestinal Crap
The Burger King Is Really A Queen
Drag Queenz Who Look Prettier Than Chix
Ultra-High Frequency In The Middle Of Nowhere
The Fish Sitting In The Pan
Runny Stockings But Not Runny Bowels
Thank God For Lepers
Vasectomy Tidbits
Don't Give That Amish A Porno Magazine
Angry McPisseron Is God
Japanese Pizza Tonight!
The Non-Existent Digits
Ewww! The Cooler Is Peeing On The Porch
Phat Pharm Phatty Parade
Hey! I Seek Your Body Soil
We ARE Figgy Pudding!
Zoftic Dinosaur
Vaginah Dinah
Penis Revised And Updated
We Have Sex And Wash Dishes
Playing Russian Roulette On The Merry-Go-Round
We Eat Salty Balls
Pheasant Under Broken Glass
Essentially Non-Existent
Trix-Rabbit Breed-A-Thon
Fun Crushers And The Juice Jermers
Slipper Whores
Don't Feed That Amish Any Spicy Calamari
Doing Porno At Church
Cinnamon Tampons
Splinty Shins
Dusty Dimebags
Directorial Debut Of Eight Tiny Reindeer
Elfin Tonsilectomy
Pepper-Spray Dipilatory
Honk If You Is A Ho
Dilapidated Cum Shack
Driven By Imaginary Leprechauns
They Care About Ticks And Fleas
Living In Thy Father's Moustache
Pubic War Zone
Dumb People Are Like Me
The Delicate Vasectomies
Waltzing Uvulas
Angry Little Fetuses
Barbie Dream House Nightmare
Hot Jigger Pink
Toupee Munchkins
Tubularly Twisted Titty Attack
It's November Furst
Howdy, Penis Pardner!
Pimpin' Yo' Ass In Yo' Mama's Crib
Who Told That Amish To Go To Jareds?
Lots Of Quarters
Six Is Blinking
CL! CL! CL! CL!
Scared Of That Cat's Ass
Crack Ass Cut-Ups
Deli Of All Things Dramatic
Crazy Folks Down The Street
Gum Chompers And Homewreckers
Free Checking
Desolate Guinea Pigs
Haggis Dimple
Blind Eye Of 10-Dozen Potatoes
Gynecological Overkill
Can You Count To 63 On Just 10 Toes?
Trick-Or-Treating With 15 Jehovah's Witnesses
Fishnet Stockings For Virgins
Hosanna My Ass!
Deaf In The Northwest
Pudding Skin
Hysterical Testicle
Piss On The Exterminator
Imbicile Among The Dead
Puppy Pukers
Unlucky Fist Fuckers
Medicinal Needs Of The Holy Cannibalistics
Carpool Weiner Nightmare
Brutha, Can You Spare 10 Dimes?
We The People Suck
Royal Gelatin Puddle Humpers
Coo-Coo-Coo-Cool It, Coolio
Goin' To The Amish Strip Club
The Rolling Uvulas
Sticky Undergarments
The Gay Are Okay
The Sausage Under Our Armpits
Lawrence Welk's Polish Kielbasa
Leave Those Sweat Glands Alone!
Gnarlin' Gristle
Whoa! That Amish Is Makin' Bacon
Horse Manure Management
Flaccid Peckeritis
Grandpa's Moldy Britches
Europe And Back In One-Tenth Of An Hour
Mary Poppin' Her Cherry
Chip-Chopped Mutilation Afficionados
They'll Chop Off Your Balls If You Don't Give Them A Treat
Lost Our Virginity Somewhere In Another State
Eye-Pokers And Rib-Jabbers Unite!
Snortle Crotch
Christmas Jitters
Santa Goes To Rehab
Olivia And The Newton Johns
Grease Is Not The Word
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Colonoscopy Parade
If You Don't Have 10 Toes, You're FiredSimmer Shimmers
Concoct Your Own Cock
Vaginas! Vaginas! VAAAAAA-GINAS!
No More Peas In The Deli
X-Rated G-Rated Flick
A Stitch In Time Saves 9 What?
Jebidiah! That Whoremonger
Pus Of The Month Club
Announce Your Own Ass
Sy Sperling And The Toupees
Happy Canker-Sore Day!
It Doesn't Take Too Many Fish To Fill Up Your Small Intestine
They All Can Make It To The Team Party
Stop Putting Chicken Bones In The Toilet
Fecal Fracas
Dick Fritters, Not Apple Fritters
Griping 'Cause There Are No Napkins On The Table
Rabies For The Whole Family!
Nipple Invasion 101
Pelican Monster Aaaaaah!
Elope With Your Own Antelope
The Pope Iz Dope
I Need A Shirt!
Wiggidy Wag -- Daggidy Dig
Fiery Teat Fiesta
It Had To Do With It
I Came Back After Lunch
Tickety-Tock! It's 3:42
Leapin' Scrotum!
Full-Frontal Scrotal Assault
We Are Not Your Grandma's Band
Social Armpit
I Guess
Pity Your Pituitary
Gaa-Ding-Gaa-Dung
Compound Word!
Ramen Retards
Envisioned By That Emu
Chill The Gazpacho
Erectile Mishaps
Vow To Dig Up The Dead
Eatin' Taters With Three Fishermen
Don't Trust The Gorton's Fisherman
Fried Lice Ain't Nice
Pudding-Foot Fuck-Ups
UPS Oops-athon
Scumbusters Of All Religious Affiliations
90 Degrees Past Uranus
Decapitated Santas
Carrot Stixx And Big Dixx
Barley Is Bad
I See Lambs
Don't Drown Your Feet In The Sludge
Basket Barrel Tribute Band
Tell Satan To Fuck Off
Stuck Zippers And Pinched Nads
Brutha Brutha
Mothers Who Have No Spending Money
Matchsticks For Breakfast
Telekinetic Hangover
Meatgrinders Are Bowling Tonight
Soup For A Penny!
The Innerspring Mattresses
Saved 999,999,999,999,999,999 Bucks On Our Phone Bill
The Governor Should Be Shot
Tell That Amish Not To Flush That Dead Groundhog Down My Toilet
Next Of Kin, Not Next Of Skin
Spinal Spinach
Lindsay Wagner Is A Sleep Number 39
Cornbread And No Mashed Potatoes
Dangling Brain Cells
Fast-Freeze Hangover
Stagnant, Not Dead
Cat-Scratch Nadfest
Hygiene Hi-Jinx
My Nails, They're Not Long
Mud Puddle Episiotomy
Had An Episode
Plastic Surgery For Puppies!
Spicy Douchebag
Flipped Off By Half-Drunk Amish
Social Network Disconnect
Enemy Number 0,123,456,789,101,234,567,891,012
Whataburger, Notsuchaburger
We Didn't Do It
Ovaltine Whores
Peat-Moss Boss
Backward-Head Man
Swimming In The Game Room
Chinese-Checkers Panty Raid
Knitting Party For The Blind
Fleas In My Knickers Cha-Cha-Cha!
George Washington's Waffle Toss
Angry-Pissmonger's Diaper Brigade
Smell My Wrath
Club-Sandwich Jamboree
Pimp My Poodle
Biscotti Zombie
Crispy-Chicken Intercourse
Telekinetic Parasites
Catholic Rabbis
Ass-Kernel Cook-Out
Ranch Dressing On The Side ASAP!
Piss Spritzer On The Rocks
Man Cheese
Mail-Order Gonad
Bullet-Proof Tampons
Next Best Pussy Fest
Great Grated Onions!
Pickle Fungus In Our Ears
Papa Roach Killed By Mama Raid
It's Tough In That Sausage Casing
Cast-Iron Soul
Parade Of Thimbles
Rachael Ray Get A Muzzle!
Tell That Amish To Stop Porkin' The Hog
Stream O' Piss
Rotten Eggs For The Dimwitted
Sad Time For Dimes
Come Start Our Campfire
Girl Scouts Scouting For Girls
Little People Making Big Poop
Walk 1,000 Miles For Nothing
Amish Can't Work At McDonald's
Constipated Anticpation
Feces Of A Lesser Domain
Fickle Old Lesbians
Gorrilas Drinking Arbor Mist
Format Your Own DNA
Designer Genes
In Touch With Coked-Up Nuns
Die At The Party
No Cheese And Crackers For Sale
Those Numbers Do Not Compute Now But They Will Tomorrow
Two Hours 'Till We Kill All
It's A Hefty Commute To Get To The Toilet
Marinated Marina Mania!
Ole!
You! Shall Hate Chalk
Coffee Is Wasted On The Young
Never Too Old For Dentures
Backbone Of All That Is Delirious
Crusty Underwear Woes
Simply Not The Best
Better Than Batter
10,000 Turds Cannot Fill Up The Punch-Bowl
Ramen Noodle Of Deceit
The Rats Cannot Come To Our Sex Party
Eat Shit Phukk Phace!
Turnips For The Needy
I Must Hump You, Old Person!
Can Of The Next Generation Of DNA Stealers
Rage Of The Fig
Fingered And Holed
1/2 A Sandwich Is Never Permitted
The Naruto Narutards
Urinary Status Of 20 Lost Onions
Weiners Unite!
Pesticidal Homicide
Crab Lice Licorice Tonight
Shoo, Shoo, Amish Hussy!
Country Crotch And The Family
Menstrual By Friday
Couriers Forget Nothing
Pledging To Be In A Nest
Camping With Dead Batteries
Why A Jackknife, Not A Jillknife?
Don't Question How Stupid You Are
Amish Coke Bust
Pepper Your Own Pecker
1-2-3! There's Your Tit
Chicken Sniglet Fecality
Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup Not A Possibility
Stuebner Airline At Louetta
Douchematic Old Ladies
Howling At Dead Ducks
Balls Can Bowl
Bi-Weekly Orgies Down The Street
Waxy Loins
Cock Fighting With The Neighbor's Rooster
Did You Send It Away?
Infatuated With Dwarfs
A + A = Not B - B x 1 Cigarette
Joey Buttafucco Disco Days
Viagra For Vagrants
Put Some Pus On Your Puss
Cesspool Midget Attack
Christmas Already Came Last Year
Clambake Clamydia
Ya Ya!
Modular Granite Countertops
Seeing Without Eyes Is Permitted
Hammertoes With 10 Bunions
Where's Your Slut?
She Made A Sex Party Out Of Cabbage
Cussin' At The Equator
That Amish Needs To Stop Feeding The Horse
Playing Tennis With Bowling-Balls
We Live In A Long Box
Blood Comes From Gum-Drops
Emulate The 20 People You Hate
Billy Mays Will Not Ruin Any More Laundry
Party In Your Piss-Pants
High-Fivin' The Limbless
Twat Knot
Circumference Of Your Scrotum
I Left You 10 Messages Tomorrow
You Will Pick The Pine Needles From My Callous
Can Christmas Trees Spit?
Barking Like Vicious Rabbits
Spotted Dick YUM!
Burger Turd
Whoa! You Didn't Put The Car In Park
Belly-Button Lint Festival
Can The Gay Guy Come Out Of The Closet?
Fry Nothing, Paula Deen
Comedic Pleaures Of Geritol
Stop Hitching That Buggy, Amish Man!
Decapitated Mongoose
Mongolian Masterpiece
Fart Fuckers And Snot Suckers
Segmented Smegma (try saying that one 100 X! )
Marble Cake Sledgehammer
Woe Of The Walrus
That Snake Has Fire In His Ass
Burning Balls Smell Rotten
Charbroiled Peanuts Stuck In Oprah's Bellybutton
We're Not Wannabes
High School Musical Serial Killer
Time To Pick Nothing
Go Buy That Amish Some Condoms
Vaginas Of Distinction
Sulphur For The Good Of Mankind
If The Farmer's Almanac Says All Hell Will Break Loose, Then It Will
Don't Let 10 Elephants Tromp Thru Your Flowerbed
Spikey Punch For Toddlers
Will That Amish Upgrade His Sound System?
Graphic Spines
Army Of Pubes
Much Mayonnaise Is Needed
No Respect For The Penny
Punch The Recluse
Sick Of Nipples
Bobbing Grape Heads
What? You Think I Like Your Colonoscopy!
Microscopic Midgets
Ginger-Root Gang Bang
Merry-Midget Freak Show
Santa Will Fart
Spankin' Da Buttuh!
Zit Scone
Don't Trust The Fatulent Amish
Canned Burgers And Stewed Farts
We Don't Like Candy Canes
Man Of Mustard
Millionth Tooth
Carve Your Own Damn Turkey
Ass Crevice Stench
Soup For The Ailing?
Crunch Pustule Burning Up
Toilet Bowl Temper Tantrum
Clorox Donuts
Be Beige, Little Lady!
Fuck The Sconce
Nipple Hang-Ups
Glandular Seculism
Hey! They Rot
Go Tell That Amish To Polish His Own Knob
Can Beans Really Hate The Elderly?
Crisco Butt Surfers
Medulas Are Mean
Paying Money To See That Old Lady Fart
Walrus In Your Soup
We Want 10 Fists Up Yours
Grabbing For A Breeze
Christmas Will Not Come Once A Year Next Year But Last Year Tomorrow
Bunion Whackers
VulvaSore
Got Screwed By That Cheap Amish!
Man It Hurts!
Hung Lo
Find Your Life
It Takes Many Donuts To Build An Igloo
Tomato Paste On The Rocks!
Cancel The Subscription
Camping In A Volcano
Lava Lamp Groin Burn
Bun In The Oven!
Can You Lose 50 Pounds By Yesterday?
Don't Tell Us If We're Dead
Paint That Fence, Amish Man!
Go To The Puddle Of Puke
Find Three Rings For No Cash Down
Head Cheese Flu
Put That Peanut Butter In Your Mama's Purse
Dandruff Butt
Butt-Fuckers Anonymous
Those Neighbors Are Swappers
We Don't Share Sex With Our Neighbors
Snail And Snot
Three-Cheese Titty Souffle
Instant Is Bad
The Mice Will Look At You
Dick Sneeze
Hey, What Happened With That Previous Post?
Pissing On Rye Toast
Crab And Lice For The Nice
Nipple Kickers And Other Ass Jigglers
Whooooooooooooooooooo! Eatin' Spaghetti
Really Big Teeth Don't Really Bite
Cheeze On The Horizon
Stalked By Two Amish Dudes
Frisky Young Peckerheads
Calming Embalment
Egg On Your Big Toenail
Rachael Ray Will Choke On A Triscuit Tonight!
The Third Rail Is Fun
The Bowel Movement Agitators
Playing Hopscotch On I-80
Ass-Suck 101
Invisible Crotch Hairs
Those Neighbors Are Dickless
Whooooooooo Whoooooooooo
Scrunchy Cum
Celluloid Afterbirth
Nocturnal Nipple
Tomato Socialization
Felatio Hornblower
Frosted-Flake Drug Bust
Bicycle Wannabes
Jism On Your Chism
Hey! That Amish Guy Has 10 Zits
Count All The Nipples On My Chest
Pickled Turds And Other Delicacies
Not For The Squeamish, But Great For The Needy
The Toenail Will Rot In Europe
Busted For Being Busted For Having A Big Bust
Tell The Kids To Give Santa A Kick In The Ass
We Are Not Of Your Species
Push-Pin Hellaciousness
Five Degrees Of Separation And Then Some
No, I Don't Want To Pick Up That Amish Hitch-Hiker
Laugh At My Turd Bunion
Old Ladies With Lack Of Menstrual Issues
Sock-Fisted And Dick-Twisted
Limper Than Your Aunt Jemima's Soggy Pancake
Kotex Kontemporaries
Pea Piss
Barney Fife Is Not At All Ficticious
Go See That Amish Woman's Left Tit
Pickled But-Tocks
Six Hours 'Til You Can Break That Window
Silly Sphincters
Why Oh Why Is It Why I Can Wish Why
Malfunction Mayonnaise Tonight
Whip Snip
Collies Are Not Colorful
Decaying Scrotal Song
We Can't File Our Taxes
Invasion Of Your Gastric Decision
Mark Some Toenails
Donut Of Deception
Whooooooooooooooooooooo Tuna!
Calamari Vaginitis
Got A Goiter
10 Malicious Toenails
Stop Calling That Amish Man A Wuss
Don't Need No Dang Weed-Whacker In Them Trousers
Stop Up Joe's Esophagus
Spotted A Porno Mag At Chick-Fil-A (really, I did!)
Fecal Pretenders
When Will You Stop Breathing?
Run Up That Credit-Card Bill
A Peaceful Crap
Amish-Men Dressed Like Slutty Chicks
That Pregnant Little Sister Of Britney
Happy Toilet Sex Tonite!
Stitching Up The Potato's Cut
Can Can Can They Canoe To Canada?
Where To Spit The Dead Pits
Giraffes For The Footed Few
White Chiclets Spittle Splatter
On The Way To Ron Popiel's Whorehouse
Knife-Sex Quite Safe
Did You Do The Donut?
Kumquats, Not Cum-Twats!
The Fallen Leaves Of My Mental Illness
You're A Douchey Idiot
Bloody Spitting Wenches
Candy Canes For The Pope!
Wild Pisserfest
Wiggin' Out With The Amish
Zest For Bad Smelling Feet
Nonsensical-Uvula Tribute Band
Take Three Tomatoes And Make Mine A Toenail
Fungi Bungi
Crap! It Stings
Burning Ass Planet
Calling Animals Sexually Offensive Names
Christmas Party Rejects
Yule-Log Stool Sample
Merry Old Lice And Lots Of Rice
Piss-Pot Merriment
Tampon Enema Spectacular
Lost Amish SUV
Just A Dumbfucker
Cancelled Periods
I Said Clitoris, Not Clitor-Fist
Is Santa A Stoner?
Once A Pointsetta
Grand-Penis Phobia
Contracted Herpes From A Barbie Doll
Polar Bears Don't Make Good Neighbors
Is Paris Hilton Pregnant?
Puked Brain Matter
Cerebellum Assbackward
The Roaming Cocks
Hairy Testicle Club For Men
Candy Canes Not For The Squeamish
Did That Amish Man Call You A Slut?
Found One's Penis In A Penny Arcade
Wife Swappers And Other Friendly Folk
Ficticious Reindeer Shitting On One's Front Lawn
Party For The Vaginally Challenged
Give Santa A Helping Hand Job
Ho, Ho, Ho! Santa's Got A Ho
Elves Are Not Amish
Tits In The Punch Bowl
No Time To Clean 25 Dozen Rectums
Crabby Pattie Fucktacular
Not A Good Night For Snorting Snow
Peein' In Santa's Sack
Get That Fucking Partridge Out Of That Fucking Pear Tree
The 12 Days Of Christmas Is A Blatant Lie
Eggnog Condom Frenzy
KY Means King Yolk
Tell That Amish That His Hat Sucks
Billy Mays Got Nothing For Christmas 'Cause He's Too Loud And He Sucks
Reindeer Don't Flush The Toilet
How The Amish Man Stole Christmas
Awwwwww, We Will Suck In 150 Days From Now
Toenail Fungus Eruption
Food Poisoning For The Masses
Amish Don't Like Lint
Fecal Matter Of Unknown Origin
Cookie-Dough Puke-A-Thon
Did Santa Show Us His Thong?
Eight Tiny Reindeer With Eight Tiny Hard-Ons
We Are That Band
Dicklicious
It's Easier To Go Bankrupt Than You Think
Thank That Guy
Garbage Can Be Fun
Can O' Tuna
Did That Moron Ever Show Up?
Urinal Instigators
Crotch Twitch
Scrotal Elimination
Shoot Your Own Liver
Amish Sex Frolicking
Go To The Goat
Bloat Moat
Toast To All Things That Bloat
Goat Cheese On The Goaty Goat's Goatee
Take A Boat To See That Goat!
Magical Cheese Goat
Rumbling, Tumbling, Stumbling, Rumbling, Tumbling, Bumbling
Meet 10 Meaty Feet
Naked Amish-Men Are Coming
Bean It
Oral Fixation Can Be A Blast
New Year's Eve Celebratory Stew
Dick Clark Got Dick Punched
Punch Butt
Vivacious Pancreas
Streaming Blood
Amish Are Krazy {sp. intentional}
Life Sucks
Reality Of Those Anally Influenced
Pie For An Eyesore
Give The Giblets To The Mayor
Anal Analysis
Shitmongers And Other Colorful Folks
The Progresso Soup Diet Cluckathon
Pepper Your Own Pork-Chops
Knockin' Up Dem Be-Yotches
The Amish-Man Knows
Skeletons Are Stuck In My Shower Drain
Aunt Jemima's Cramps
If 5 x 1 = 5, Then What Is 1 x 5?
Put Your Books Up Someone Else's Asshole
Ass-Flinger's Delight
Scoff At the Deaf
We Are Not Cereal Eaters
Cow Bowel
Go To The Mall, Amish Wife
There Are Words Too Many
New Year's Day Crapathon
McDonald's Bowel Attack
Cling-Peach Hellraisers
Fetchin' But Not Kevetchin'
Pubic-Hair Waxathon
Bake Us Some Bread, Amish Woman!
Whoa Dick, You've Got Some Balls!
We Are Your Living Sperm
Techno-Savvy Amish Whores
My Vagina's Cuter Than Yours
Take Your Shit Out Of Your Own Dumb Ass
We Stink, That's Good
The Dog Cannot Cum On Your Leg
Our Pee-Cock Was Kicked
Cabbage Is Great For 10 Ulcers
Watch This Show If You Want A Hemerrhoid
Communicating With Dead Lepers Who Had Choosy Mothers Who Chose Jiff
Grassy-Ass Commune Blast
Body-Cavity Search Brouhaha
Missing Limbs Non-Essential
Nowhere Is Somewhere
Parade Of The Many, Many Flatulent
Flaccid Old Amishmen
Peaches Will Rot
Penniless, Not Penis-less
Squid-Shit Fiesta Bowl
AEEIIIOOOOUUUUU!
I'm On A Diet, So What?
Dare To Kick The Pope
Will You?
Find That Farm Or Else
OOOOoooooOOOOOOOOoooooooooorb-UH!
The Bouncy Nutsacks
Coming To Clean Your Clock And Then Some
Muddy Tit
We Promise Not To Suck
Two-Story Entry Foyers Are A Massive Waste Of Valuable Living Space
That Lipitor Guy
Driving A Jeep Liberty With Singing Forest Animals
Brigade Of Decimals
Fallen Liver
Titless Antelope
Aereola Raviola
Chicken-Fried Turd Steak
Canvassing Our Asses
Old Amishmen Taking A Dump
To Be Continued ...
Dad Needs To Lighten Up
Crotch Snitch
Dick Clark Isn't Dead Yet
Fleas Of The Rotten Ones
Wonder Of Head Lice
Fred, Da Girls'll T'ink We're Fightin'!
Fun On The Third Rail
And Away We Go To Hell!
Just Cheese It!
Weezy, That Fat Bitch!
The Nun's 5th Knee
Jerry Springer's 10th Testicle
Gloating While Bloating
Golf-Ball Anal Distress
The Weedy Pubes
Flip-Flop, Gnip-Gnop
That Amishman Shaved His Goatee
Menstrual Marathon
Midget Piss Frenzy
Sally Field's Shrunken Spine
When Good Amish Turn Bad
Risk The Butter
Freeloadin' Roadkill
C-Section Jamboree
Saltines For The Flatulent
20
Soup For The King
El-Bowin' It!
Scope Mouthwash Piss Punch
Blaming It On Bowling Pins
Is This Yet?
Whoa! We Are Amish
The Cock-A-Doodle Cock-Meisters
Mildew For The Soul
Only 10 Lepers Per Admission
The Ducks, Oh No!
Fonzie Wuz Gay
Look Toward The ...
Go And Be Mean, Ugly Amish Man
The Urge To Eat Chicken
Pimpin' Yo' Grandma's Dentures
The Grandpa's Diapers
Rachael Ray's Got Puppy Tits, Yum-OH!
Rolly-Polly Polla Deee-Yuhn Porkfest
Sloshy Sandy Cocktail Time
The Destructive Dildos
Gymnasium For The Nutless
Whoa! It's A Dick
My Aunt's Got An Anal-Rententive Anus
No Time To Sweep The Chimney
Feelin' Fudgy
The Vindictive Amish
Call Out To The Corn
Skull-Dude Pecker Assault
It's Done
That Husband That Prick
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDADUM
Zebra Scoff
We Have Issues
Scrotum Gigantus!
Urine And The Van Der Poops
Amish Chicks Gone Wild
Carnivorous Anus
The Disruptive Phlegms
Uncle Joe's 4th Butt-Cheek
Toss That Amish A Coconut
Farting With Midgets
Pickles And Cheese
Maggot Mayhem
Bee Snot
All Of Them Suck
The Crispy Dead
Toilet Training Woes
Them Thar Dead Folks Living In The White House
Clip-Art For The Needy
The Tugg-errific Ear Lobes
Those Amish Kids Can't Watch "Barney"
Sticking Q-Tips Where They Don't Belong
Pooping In Pews Okay With The Pope
Amish Barn Sex And Other Fun Ways To Whittle Away The Hour
Married To A Cadaver
Tuna Twat
We're Clint Eastwood, Not Clit Eastwood
Barney's Purple Head ;) :o
Twisted Fist Fuck
Third-Rail Piss Fanatics
The Vindictive Dead
Hot-Tittie Jackalope
Blue-Crusted Anal Phlegm
Multitude Of Crippled Beggars
Peanuttier And Delusional
The Lactating 5
Nipples Are Not Sassy
Those Saucy Amish
Picked And Picked At Slivered Toenails
Foot Fungus Mayonnaise
Numeric Rectums
Sex-Doll In The Cabbage Patch
Gravitate Toward Nothing
Ass-Pickle Franchise
Icy Scrotum Brrrrrrrrrrrr!
Ooof! Eeek! Ouch!
Truckload Of Snot
Day-Glo Condoms For A Penny A Piece
Tits Are Loopy
Silent Tomato
Cesspool Cut-Ups
Tits Ahoy!
Bean-Dip For Truckers
ANUS (a.k.a. Assholes Needing Underwear Syndrome)
Mr. Fuck Phinger
Clorox For Idiots
Tricycle Nads
Da Foot!
If You Build It, We Will Cum On Stage
Semi-Horrific And Self-Rightgeous
19th-Century Ass Blast
Tits Alive!
Amish Birth-Control Method
The Dog Sniffs His Own Turd
They're Italian
Peein' On A Stick
The Non-Flushable Toilets
Amish Chicks Behaving Badly
The Piddly Diddling Dicks
Pus In The Eye For Kicks
Dead Wannabes
Screwing With Angry Old Men
22 Times A Day Ain't No Good
Crash Helmets And Rusty Fence Posts
Putting A Bite Back Into Crime
Screw The Cat
I'm Sick
Lending The Amish A Bag Of Dimes
Crock-Pot Suck Job
Got A Bunch Of Blisters
Kicking Crud
Multiplying Too Many Numbers
That Amish Did It
Just
Boo-Hoo, Lice
Breaking Wind
Cowlick
Machette Headache
Dilated Hangover
Calvacade Of Tongues
5:57 A.M. Will Never Come
Crotch Chop
The Amish Man Wants Sex
Snatch Grabbers
Spermicide Gargleholics
Puking Up Raisins In A Pew
Picking Hannah Montana's Nose
Amish Men Peeing Sitting Down
Cocaine Party Muffins
Fart Blockers Ammunition
Ambulatory Hazards Of Those Living In Alaska
Twice The Fun Of Double-Titty Parlor Games
Giving Your Neighbors The Clap
Amish Folks Hangin' On Da Stoop
Truckload Of Warts
Dogs That Don't Wag
Crap, We Suck
Help! That Amish Bit Me
Running Away From Turds
Eating Chocolate-Chip Cookies With No Chips
Hell If We Suck
Heel Skin Pickers
Blistering Snot
The Happy Menstrual Foursome
Transsexual Preschool Teachers
Planting Pumpkin Seeds In Satan's Anus
Shut Up Fat Lady!
Those Amish Are Making All The Rules
Searching For Cat Street (based upon a true story )
The Popsicle Penises
Wondering About That Old Lady's Sagging Tits
Crapping In The Neighbor's Pants
Cow-Tipping For Morons
Douchebag Spinsters
Cookie Monster Skull Bash
That Penis!
Curds And Whey Will Get You Stoned
Frisky Cheeze
Ode To Your Anus
The Semi-Sexual Spores
Sneezing Out Turds
Eating Moldy Cracker Snot
The Lively Dead
Popcorn-y Balls
Eating Chicken Nuggets From One's Crotch (based upon a true story!)
Call That Guy
The Rooster's Shitty Giblets
Testicular War Zone
Dancing Without Pity
Messing With The Angry Amish Man
Fecal Dilemna
The Shitty Diarrheas
Tell That Amish Man To Piss Somewhere Else
Stepped On A Dead Frog's Spleen
Sipping Pureed Intestines Through Five Straws
Fecal Denominator
Teapot Sex
Cabbage Snatch Bitch
Don't Give That Amish Any More Pot
Hungover Like Rabid Easter Bunnies
Untrustworthy Text Messagers
So What If You Don't Like Us
The Crappy Periods
Ooooh, Lobster!
Enlarged Nuts Of 50 Delirious Squirrels
Giving That Amish The Finger
Pine-Cone Nose Pickers
Administering Enemas For Life
Fecal Position
Knowledgeable Nipple
Lazy Nipple
Nipple For A Day
Amish Nipple Confusion
Nipply Nipple
Knee High In Nipples
Slippery Nipple
Napoleon's Third Nipple
Cranky Nipple
Nipple Soup Nazi
Sneaky Nipple
Cheap Nipple
Sponge Bob's Nautical Nipple
Look At Our Nipples
Nipple Mania
Toothy Nipple (a.ka. The Giada DeLaurentis Tribute Band)
Junction Of Lost Nipples
Nipple Pimple
Pimp My Nipple
Eat A Nipple
Nipple For A Day
Egg On Your Nipple
Get That Nipple
Amish Nipple Butter
Nipples Can Spit
Nipple Hattrick
Talk To The Nipple
Nipple-To-Go
Make Mine A Nipple
Barney And Friends Playing With Their Nipples In A Ditch
Amish Nipple Ring
Cooking With Nipples
Nipple-icious
Nipple, The Band
Know Your Nipple
Nipple In The Soup
Hey, Get That Nipple Out Of My Eye!
Da Nipple
NIPPLE (Nipply Idiots Pimping Purple Little Elephants
Go Nipple!
Tablescaping With Nipples
Nipple Go Home!
Nip, Nip, Nip, Nipple!
Just Another Nipple
Great Day For Nipples
Jiggly Jell-O Nipplers
Scrotal Sack Of Wealth
Smoking Some Pot At The End Of The Rainbow
Giving Up Nothing For Lent
That Idiot
Go To School, Scooby-Doo
Wow, They're Dead
Not A Nipple
That Amish Bites
Humping And Dumping
Little Jack Horny
Little Miss Muff Diver
Jack Jerked Off Over The Candlestick
The Old Woman Who Pissed In A Shoe
Jack Humped Jill Over The Hill (aka Jill Forgot To Take Her Pill)
The Amish Man Who Sold Crack Down The Lane
Da Shit
Amish Drug Bust
Timber Crotch
Piney Gland
Air Conditioning Out 10 Uvulas
The Vagi-Don'ts
Flushing The Toilet With 10 Angry Amish Men
Stop Those Dead!
Rectum Reckon
The Flu!
Diarrhea And The Ass Jabbers
L'il Pisspot
We Are The
Embellish Our Nipples
Partying With Dead Amish At Midnight Along I-76
Let's Shoot The Stupid Applebee's Apple
All Bras Are Not The Same
Your Dog Got Fixed At Ditech.com
Difficulty Finding One's Anus
Ultimate Party Space In That Scrotum
Cleavage Zit
His Eyes Fell Out
We Are Abnormal
Amish Are Not Allowed To Own Bongs
Tonguing Some Sand
Standing On One's Head While Attempting To Fart
Exploding Spleens
Just Gimme Dat Stuff
Scared Of All Things Amish
Anal Dissection
No Amish Allowed To Piss In The Rain
Give That Scumbag Some Putrid Pizza
Earwax With Pus
They Say Bad Words On "Tom And Jerry" (a.k.a. Here, Pussy, Pussy!)
Cotton-Crotch Mishap
Sweating Thru Their Genitals
AAAAAAAAAA ... Tell That Amish To Sit On It
Drinking Coke With One's Uvula
Eruption Of Pores
We Can Dunk It
Tell The Pope To Stop Pissing Us Off
Swingin' Wit' Yo' Mama
Tickety-Tock Fuck You
Mekka-Lekka-Hi-Mekka-You-Suck
Sense Our Toe Jam
No Time To Poop Potassium
Ass Wranglers And Inbreds
Get Your Own Spleen
Making 27 Amish Get Naked
We Don't Like Your Sandwich
Hair On Our Pizza
Turn Off All Night-Lights For Free Beer
Teachers Are Lepers
The Pope Will Not Prevent Forest Fires
You Do Not Like Peat Moss
Sticking Sparklers Where The Sun Don't Shine
Silence The Meatball
Fondling Blister-Infested Nipples During A Texas Blizzard
Easter Bunny Gone Postal
Follow My Fart
Sniffing Out The Dead
Don't Need Pancakes
Pissing On 17¼ Dirty Haystacks
Midget Orgy Not Acceptable
It's Not Nice In Uranus
Uncle Aunt
Jiff Is Not A Lubricant
Amish Men Reading Porn Mags
Cottonelle Crotch Rot
Tampax Temper Tantrum
Keeping Kotex By The Fire
Seeing 15 Blisters On One Chin
Sticking The Chicken In A Rusty Pot
Oily Bo-Hunks With Anal Disorders
Not So Sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy
Dingle-ectomy For Lost Lobsters
Cialis Men Gone Limp
Moldy Pudding Is A Healthy Treat
Amish Men Can't Jump
Kicking Gizzards On The West Side Highway
Swinging Both Ways Without Any Prior Knowledge
It Rained In Those Condoms
Don't Flush It 'til You Try It
Food Can Kill The Lame
Chuckwagon Sex Scandal
Feedin' Foot Pickins' To Needy Amish Kids
Crotch-Crab Snot-Grab
Beasty Feast
Back-Sassin' Grubs
Digging One's Way To China With A Little Plastic Spoon
Bananas Don't Grow Out Of Little Panthers' Butts
Pope For A Day
Bowling For Jesus
Flipping Off That Amish With 22 Fingers
Masturbatory Pickle Fest
Cruddy Old Antlers
Calm Down, Wayward Moose!
Chitlins Are Rightgeous
Ketchup-Bottle Fart Fest
Havin' A Seizure
Shucking Clams While Only Partially Naked
Too Many Stupid Tits
The Sleep Number Must Die
Farting At The Moon
Five For Fighting The Urge To Piss On The Sidewalk In Broad Daylight
Slutty Amish Chicks Flashing Their Boobies
The Neighborly Genitals
Get A Grip, Polident!
Oh, That Guy Looks Dead
We Can't Hear That Band
Cock-A-Doodle Do -- Did Someone Say "Cock?"
Ass-Crack Smack Dat
Lookin' Fo' Da sh*t
Sporkin' The Uvula
L'il Enema
Falling On One's Ass While Fondling The Neighbor's Cat's Stinky Balls
You ... Are ... Not ... You
The 26¾s
The Choco-Nilla-Pudding Douche Syndrome
Hint Of Testosterone
We Have Arrived
The Gosh-Rotten Dingleberries
Amish Condom Cook-Off
Kotex Koalas
Cleaning Out The Spleen
The Cast-Iron Pus Attack
Fermented Fish Heads Not Permitted
Goatee Meltdown
Dick-Hole Pick-Fest
Chicken In The Trunk!
Lactating Pig Snouts
Canker-Sore Outburst
Tampon Tee-Pee
Pimping It Out For The Sake Of Mankind
Anal Derivatives
Go Find A Lung
Scrimmage That Pimple!
Assless And Useless
Dripping With The Runs
The Goat-Soil Conservation Project
Expanding Humus -- The Choice Is Yours
Rotate Those Crops, Amish Man!
Taking A Nap On The Third Rail
Shortcomings Of The Anally Challenged
Recycling Used Douchebags And Other Environmentally Responsible Acts
Go See That Beyotch, Young Amish Man!
Amish Scrapple Sex Swap
M.C. Pimple And The Pus Festerings
We Are Not Really On Stage
Having 22-Dozen Eggs Doesn't Mean We Have Herpes
Fry That Bacon, Amish Woman!
Lancing Toe Blisters On A Saturday Night
The New Nipples For A New Millenium
We Suck Cabbage
Cosmic Cum
Go Churn That Rancid Butter, Amish Woman!
Mole Pickers And The Pus Lickers
Mo' Spleens!
Spatula Sex
Got Issues
Mammary And The Nipple Fists
Grotesque Cuticle
Ewwwwwwwwwww ... Your Breath
Married To Our Scrotums
Muscular Gristle Piss
Twisted Pig
Conjunctivitis 101
Teat Baby
Awaiting A Colostomy By Sundown
Fo' Schnizzel, L'il Amish Man!
Gelatinous Anal Residuals
Creepy Nipple Pinchers
The Who Made Who
Rectal Bombardment
Betty Crocker Coke Cake
Set A Pick, Young Amish Basketball Player!
Corroded Ass Flesh
Phlegm Tastes Good
Feeding The Fat And Assless
Garbage Is Not Cynical
Clam-Bakin' It
Driving Miss Daisy Straight To The Grave
Gimme That Tuna Sandwich, Amish Beyotch!
Anal Finessing
Goatees For The Needy
Giving Head For All It's Worth
Go West And Don't Come Back, Young Amish Man!
Crapped On A Missle
Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrgh! The Band
Snowman Meltdown In The Middle Of Nowhere
The Squirrely Nads
Have You Seen Our Eyes?
The Mosh-Pit Bloody Fists
Gnawing On Forearm Hair
Amish Man, Amish Man
I Dunno
Go, ME!
Do You Hear Something?
Kotex Dreams
Gnu Gnu
Scrotal Care Package
Ass Wiping On A Friday Morning
Fearing All Things Amish
Buck Nekkid Cherry
The Spotted Dick Tribute Band
Sylvester And The Stallones
Oily Bo-Hunks And Greasy Sluts
BoinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Losing One's Cherry On I-80
Don't Know
Road-Kill Stomp-A-Thon
The Mighty, Mighty Poop Shooters
We Might Be Trannies
Our Cat Will Kick 10 Trolls' Asses
Whoa, That Amish Is Hung!
We Are Coming To Hurt You
Throw Your Panties At The Pope
The Walrus Cannot Stab The Giraffe
Pissing On The Third Rail
The Holy Crappers
Ding-y, Dong-y, Ditch-y, Dong!
Amish Who Are Not Going To The Mall
Find My Spleen
Time Drags On For The Constipated
Living Clairitin Clear
We Are Not The Band
You Suck
Pass The Budduh, Paula Deen!
Shut The Hell Up, Rachael Ray!
Get A Bra, Sandra Lee!
The Mokie-Mokie Smackdowns
The Craptastic Assholes
Punchin' Yo' Mama's Face
Pimpin' Yo' Daddy's Station Wagon
The Hairless Pubes
Cabbage-Patch Snatch Attack
Mr. Rogers Sellin' Crack In Da 'Hood
The Tubal Ligations
Da Foot
The Weezy Jeffersons
Yo, Ho!
Bake That Oppossum Pie, Old Amish Woman!
The Bloody Red Kotexes
She's Virginal, Not Vaginal
The Duggars Will Have 25 More Babies
George Washington And The 55,000 Lies He Told
Don't Smoke That Crack, Amish Man!
Scrotal Disaster In Progress
Farting On The Dumb
Martha Washington, That Ho!
2 + 2 Does Not Equal The Sum Of Nothing Positive
Angry Esophagus
Lint Pickers And The Shit Kickers
Whoa, Grampa -- Pull Up 'Dem Knickers!
Flinging Stale Hashbrowns At The Pope
Go, Amish Man -- Fetch Me Some Scrapple!
The Labial Dignitaries
Pus-Bucket Greed Fest
Aaaaaaaarrrrrrgh!
Land Ho -- It's A Ho!
Buying Kitty Litter, Not Clitty Litter
We Will Be Fat Next Year
Eating Ear Wax In Public And Other Socially Unacceptable Behaviors
Found Nothing
The What?
You
The Hey! There
Scooby-Doo And The Mystery Poo
Elvis Uranus And The Funk-Tastic Fish-A-Ma-Jigs
Deciphering One's Anus
Nasal Deception
Finding 25 Slutty Chicks Under Church Pews
Spermicidal Maniacs
Give 'Em The Clap!
The Advair Inhalers
Go Buy A Condom, Amish Man
Farting For A Penny
Camel Toes And Other Fashion Don'ts
My Fist In Your Face
Sticking Our Toes In 55 Electrical Outlets
Finding Al Pacino
Jared, That Saggy Sack Of Flesh
Forgetting To Choke The Chicken
Beat That Rug, Amish Woman! Beat That Rug
Ass Manglers And The Tit Squeezers
Geezers And Sneezers
Pissing Off The Pope
Go Raise That Barn, Amish Men
Da Shit
Joe Pesci's Missing Left Nut
Getting The Measels For Free
'Sup
Scrimmaging With Midgets
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
The Happy Periods
Playing Gnip-Gnop With Our 30 Testicles
The Amish Britches
The Poli Dents
10,000 Homicidal Maniacs
The Swingy Gonads
Poisoned By A Garden Gnome
Pissing Without A Valid Reason
Tripping On Grass
Tricycle, Not Trisexual
The Fat Elvis Tribute Band
Watchu Talkin' 'Bout, Willis?
Up Yours
The Anita Bryant Connection
Amish Men Can't Jump
Corn For The Dumb
The Magic Mammaries
Douchebag Bowl-A-Thon
The Mormon Sex Scandal Tribute Band
Chunky Phlegms
Toenail Clippings And Anal Drippings
Fear Of Pilgrims
The Time-Of-The Months
Shucking Corn With The Amish
Peeing With Two Fingers Up One's Ass
Twisted Holy Sister
25 Goombas
Bratz With Gnatz
Finding Hell In My Left Ear
Obdula Oblongata
Cock Certain
Whisker-Biscuit Brush-A-Thon
Shrinkin' Da 'Nads
The Hey! Hey! Heys!
Vulva Olé!
Dead Ciccadas
Playing Tag On The West Side Highway
Gloves For The Fingerless
Partying Like The Amish
Having Paul Anka's Baby
Crotch Phobic
Frogs With No Frogs
Look At My What?
Poultry Farmers' Gang Bang-A-Thon
Where In The World Are Those Things That Are Those Things That ... ?
Digging In The Dirt For Diseases
Picking No Noses
The Ass-Candy No-No's
Tony Orlando And The Dawn Of The Dead
Shania And The Mark Twains
The Shameful Pubes
Tampon Strings And Other Things
Don't Piss Off That Amish Man
Flipping Off The Judge
Spare A Square
Potato! Potato!
Truckas Without Muthas
We Might Be Black 'Cause We Don't Know If We're White
The Dangling Participles
Feelin' Nipply
We Might Be Dead Right Now
The Tomato Pasties
Unka-Dunka And The Chunka-Lunkas
The Backside Boys
Buying Corn From The Amish And Sticking It In Your Butt Crack
Piss Away, Li'l Piss Ant!
Ass Jiggler's Day Off
Cow Tipping For Manure
Jingle, Jangle, I Smell A Dingleberry
Sniffing Our Armpits For No Reason At All
Been To Hell In A Handbasket
The Lowly Spleens
Soup For The Lame
The Greedy Asses
Rise And Shine Your Own Pecker
Filling The Douchebag
Making Pizza With One's Feet
We Are Scum
Wife-Swapping With The Amish
Praying To Be Pissed On
Don't Look At Us
Penis Of Doom
Baking 10-Dozen Cakes For The Lord
Don't Grope My Crotch
Narutards And The Sass-Gays
The Pudding Tastes Like Ass
We're Not Your Mentors
Doing Something Perverse With Pocky
Did That Penis Spit?
Serial Killers And Other Charming Folks
Enzyte Bob's Bogus Erection
Justin And His Timbercrotch
Dead People Tell Lies
The Stringless Tampons
Don't Go To The Bathroom Unless You Have A Good Reason
Missing Testicles And Other Mysteries Of The Universe
That Groundhog Phil Is A Blatant Liar
Bad Pee
Crackers For The Titless
Little Debbie's Hair-Pie Snack Attack
The Lost Gonads
Crazy Nekkid Amish Men Running Amok
Don't Let That Baby Spit
Ripped Nylons And Other Fashion Don'ts
Please Poke My Eye Out
Fourth Ear Deaf
We Said Multiplication, Not Defecation
The Crusty Panty Crotches
Extra-Bright And Multi-Purposeful
They Eat Snot
Diapers That Leak
We Suck Alphabetically
We're Life Threatening!
Dionne Warwick Is Really Ugly
26 Toes Too Many
Our Blondes Are Dumber Than Your Blondes
Amish Folks Making Merry Mischief
Giant Cockroaches Up The Whazoo
My Son's Fourth-Grade Teacher Is A Bitch! (this is true!)
We Want Those Onions Between Our Toes
Stop Shouting, Billy Mays!
Keven Trudeau Sucks His 25th Nipple
My Mother Wasn't Choosy 'Cause She Didn't Choose Jiff
The Road-Kill Thrill-Kill Cult
Jared, The Band
The Menstrual Tribute Band, Featuring Kotex
Key Your Own Damn Car
Fish Do Not Swim In My Uterus
Killing The Dead
The Jolly Spermicides
We Want Ass
You Are Not It
Does Your Breath Smell Like Dick?
That Amish Can't Fry His Own Frigging Fish
Pigs Don't Pork
Going To The Cornfield For Fear Of Lepers
Parachutes Suck
Fear Of Leprechauns
Till The Soil, Amish Woman! Till The Soil
Pimples For The Meek
The Testicle Awareness Syndrome
Getting Stoned For Nothing
Check Out Our Douchebags
Simply Scrotalicious!
The Pee-Hole Ass Whackers
Leprechauns Spitting On Old People's Cuticles
Farting Because The Pope Said
55 Ways To Really Suck
Don't Let That Amish Shoe That Horse
He's That Coach
We Said Peanuts, Not Penis
Envious Of All Things Up Your Ass
Suck That Twig!
Pigs Can't Spit
Your Legal Right To An Enema
They Piss In Buckets, I Tell You
If 67 Is The Number Of Times We Told You To Add This, Then What's The Square Root Of 5,319?
That Amish Man Is Asleep
The Wussie Dribbles
Kick That Cabbage
Hey! You
We Fart With Our Eyes Closed
You'll Break That
The Barking Labias
Horrible People Making Soup
Twisted Nipple
Medicated On Unfriendly Terms
Menopause, The Band
Cuticles Suck
Coming To Terms With One's Rectal Disorder
The Viral Instigators
Crotch!
His Saggy Scrotum, Her Hanging Labia
Yabba-Dabba You Suck
Sassy Spittle
Stricknine Fun Fest
Puking For Laughs
The Vas Defrens
Dead Cicadas
Don't Tell Anyone We're On Stage
Gay For A Day
Where Is Larry King's Neck?
Whatcha Got?
No Soup For You
You Are A Giraffe
Ass Jigglers' School For Beginners
Bela Lugosi Will Find His Way Home
Whoring For A New Nation
The Pope Does Not Lie
Cha-Cha-Cha-Cha-Chick-A-Chick-A-Cha!
County To 9,153,457,101,009 Sucks!
Eskimo Madness!
Gotta Find Pudding
Elmer Fudd Does Not Smoke Crack
We Choke Our Own Chickens
Bunions For A Dime
We Said Fatality, Not Fecality
Bake That Cake, Amish Woman!
Spacklin' Da Baby
Chalupas For The Buttocks
The Urinary Migranes
The Douchebag Wannabes
Shhhhhhhhh ... Armpit Hair!
Sandra Lee, Put Down That Drink!
Spackle, Spackle, SPACKLE!
Chicken Blisters And Lots Of Junkies
We Live In A Nutshell
Same Old Garbage
You Can't Suck As Much As We Do
Baking Cakes With Dandruff Flakes
Ear Wax Is Tasty
The Camphor Pheniques
Milky Mollusk
Cherry Poppers And The Toilet Stoppers
The Molten Lavas
Find Your Own Nipple
Your Feet Are Useless
Vaginal Intolerance
Nipplectomy For A Penny
Ugly People Live In Our Sinuses
Whoa Grampa! Pull Up Them Knickers
Grandma's Depends Are Stinky
The Dead Gotta Fuck
Herpes Complex
Seasonal Slut
Feelin' Pimply
153 Varieties Of Mustard In The Fridge
Uncle Joe's Whisker-Biscuit Showdown
Triathalons For The Limbless
Fried Some Eggs But They Tasted Like Ass
Meal Worms And Other Tasty Snacks
Scratch Our Pubes
Jinkies!
Found The Reason That You Suck
Pause That Dumpling
Stalked By Baby Fish Heads
Urinal Dilemna
Chip-Chop Us Some Ham
Junk In Da Trunk
Make Those People Be Nice
Donating Used Douchebags To The Needy
The Barnyard Orgy Dork Band
Found A Pimple
The Dysfunctional Amish
Labia Mennorah!
Angry At That Guy's Penis
Illegitimate Acts Of Fecal Confusion
Sprout Some Boobies, Rachael Ray!
Telling Time And Knowing Nothing
The Monthly Testicles
We Said Enigmatic, Not Enematic
Fry Your Own Goat, Paula Deen!
Proud Of Peat Moss
Get A Life, Barney Fife!
The Amish Whoopie-Pie Project
Skunk'd
Stop Chewing Those Oats!
Kleptomaniacs And Other Socially Acceptable Types
The Dead Hangnails
Penis Piss-Off Session
The Dilapidated Vulvas
Parade Of Idiots
We Don't Like That Guy's Dog
The Bitty-Titty Band
Tired
Driving With Both Eyes Shut
Taunting Our Cell Phone
Furnace Frenzy
George Washington Doesn't Want To Be Dead
Approximately 224 Shopping Days Left 'Til Christmas
Making Apple Butter With The Amish
Missing Tire Fire Frenzy
Uvula Of Mishap
Mysteries Of Spit
You've Got Two Stinky Ears
Kats Kan Kount
Hang Up That Phone, Priscilla!
That Whore Is No Good
We Will Get Sick In Three Weeks From St. Swithen's Day
35 Pizzas Taste As Bad As One
Dancing With Porno Stars
Mr. Rogers' Snot
Brown-Paper Lunch Bags And Other Neat Things To Puke In
Inviting Lice To Your Sister's Next Tea Party
Origins Of Moldy Shower Tiles
Eating Pizza With One's Scrotum
Got Rot
Whoring For Raisinets
Shake A Leg, Amish Barn Raiser!
Random Thoughts Can Kill
No More Pudding For Da Baby
Smoking 99 Joints 'Cause It's Bitchin'
Pip-Pip Doodly-Doo
Marshmallows Are Not Allowed
Painting Crown Moulding On A Sunny Texas Afternoon (this is really what I just finished doing!)
Christmas Does Not Come Only Once A Year
Enema Magnet
Evil People Cannot Eat Cake
Penny Douche
Bodacious Ta-Ta's
Those Amish Can Sure Drive A Mean Buggy
Hooray For Crown Moulding!
Don't Look
Spitting Out Our Toenails On Wet Paper Towels
Porno For The Pope!
Can Of Smegma
Contact My Udder
Hoofin' It!
The Greedy Lentils
Hangin' Out With 35¼ Drunken Amish Quilt Makers
Triple-Decker Pecker Trekkers
Seize The Corn
Pimples On Ice
Stock-Market 2-For-1 Sale
Enablers And Generators
Can Cabbage Kill?
GOSSIP (or Getting Only Spicy Stories Is Paramount)
Labia Of Girth
King Kong Got No Dong
Intimidated By Hamster Dung
Toenail Hangover
Accosted By The Dead
Nervous Breakdown A-Okay
Gobbler Gill
Pork Shopsh An' Appleshaush
Habitual Lying Only Permitted In The Pope's Presence
Amish Women Do Not Wear Depends
Vegan Wench
Tickle That Pope!
Fishing For Sand
Whoa! Nellie
Braise That Beef, Amish Woman! Braise That Beef
Mary Poppins Will Not Feed Your Lizard
Suicidal Chicken's Flea-Market Surprise
You Are Not Sexy
The Hunka-Lunka Lunkas
Fetching The Mic
Those Fish Might Be Impotent
Ass Kickers Don't Like Cotton Candy
Giving The Pope $10 For Every Hail Mary He Recites
Wannabe?
Soiled Knickers
Can You Smell The Sex?
Gummy Tampons And Other Candy-Shop Treats
Recycling Condoms For Environmentally Conscious Playuhs
Snowmen Without Frosty Weiners
Cow Tipping With The Amish
Get The Pope His Own Toothbrush!
Crab Lice For The Holy
Found A Disease
Psoriasis Gone Amiss
Hedge Slut
Sensational Nipple!
That Snake Will Hiss
Cranial Discharge
Disenchanted With Lepers
Menopause For All Ages
Whoa! Nellie
Your Life Is Not A Fact
Giddy Up!
The Heinz Ketchup Tribute Band
No Rinsing Necessary
Pandemonium! Lives In My Ass
Taunting Bears And Other Not-So Sensible Things To Do While Camping
Go To The Gas Pump, L'il Bow-Wow!
Is That Lady In The Mood?
They Will Be Horny Two Hours Before Thanksgiving Eve
Assaulted By A Grit
HmmmmmmmmmmPHFFF!
Llamas Will Rise
That Squirrel Is My Sex Slave
Jeffery Dahmer And The Closet Cannibals
Grunge Tampon
Stick-O'-Butter
Sprinting For Santa
Recycling Tampons For Environmentally Conscious Chicks
This Means YOU!
We Have Many Heads
Cats That Need Tummy Tucks
Shun The Non-Believer
Tic-Tac Toe, We Blow
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ... No Pumpkins
510,969,101,763¼ Is Not It
No Shit
We Are Fickle, Not Fecal
Butt Decals And Tittie Tatoos
Dying Is Not An Option
Placenta Showdown
Cheese For A Peek!
Popular Mechanics, The Band
Where Are Grandma's Dentures!
Menagerie Of Mayonnaise
No Harsh Fumes
Squeezy Turds And Greasy Curds
Plethora Of Nipples
Nipplemania! The Band
Fathom Your Own Spasm
A Plethora Of Angry Amish Teens
Farting In The Rumpus Room At Half-Past 3
Rumored To Be A Nosehair
Got Pulled Over
The Pope Is A She
Terrorized By Microscopic Scrubbing Bubbles
Algae For Brains
Hannah Montana Is Not From Montana Nor Is She Joe Montana's Daughter
Gigantic Terrible Gonad
Don't Take That Amish Fishing!
Put The Litter In The sh*tter And Go For A Run
The Pope Likes Naked People
Denstination Ventricle
20¾ Nipples For The Price Of One
Fudgie-The-Whale's Super-Delux Scrotal Hernia
We Are A Violation Of Federal Law
Decadent Mollusk
Shrimp-Posse Invasion
Wanna Be?
Nifty Nipple
Walruses Thrive On Nudity
Give That Sweater Back To Will! (based upon a true story)
Nads Of Distinction
Picking Lint From The Pope's Belly Button
Lexmark And The Z51s
That Amish Guy Won't Spit In The Bucket
Call The Police! It's That Pope
sh*tfaced Because It's Nice
We Are The Department Of Public Safety
Sausage Is Not A Lie
Patchy Pubes
Transfer My Uvula
The Pancake-Batter Splatters
We Do Not Hyphenate
Hung Lo!
Jittery And Radically Edgy Dieters (or JARED)
Martha Washington Does Not Blow
Suckle Them Teats, L'il Amish Nursing Baby!
Git Along, L'il Dogie! Git Along
Lesbian Nipple Friskers
We Said Call FTD, Not STD
Mariah Carey's Left Nipple Is No More
Drill Bits Make Crappy Suppositories
Mysteries Of Frozen Testicles
We Are The Global Standard!
Will The Pope Drink Coffee?
Don't Eat That!
Soy-Milk Vomit Splurge
Don't Take Those Amish Tweens To The Mall
We Sweat
Shake A Peg-Leg, Cap'n Crunch! Shake A Peg-Leg
Anal Pirates And Other Crazy Characters
The Pope Likes Naked People
Sally Field Is Too Busy To Remember To Take A Pill Every Day!
Robert Goulet Had Emerald Nuts
Don't Buy Beans For That Pilgrim
Maxi-Pads And Other Trendy Things To Decorate Your Home With
My Sink Is Stylish!
Trying To Sue George Washington
Give That Amish A Shovel And Tell Him To Dig Me A Ditch!
Reunion Of Once-Popular Chemical Reactions And Their Components
Pilgrims Lurk In My Brain
I Can't Tell
Cuticle Chip-Chop Fest
Festivus! For The Rest Of Us
The Amish Are Having A Pool Party, Oh My!
It's Raining On My Moldy Old Grandma
We Hate Onions
The Lactose Intolerants
Tell The Pope To Knock It Off
Leprechauns And Hookers Don't Mix
We Want Salty Peanuts, Not Salty Penis!
Give Me Back My Urine Sample! (based upon a true story)
Butter-Churning And Other Activities For The Lame
Maxi-Pad Meltdown
Those Stale Chips
Does The Sun Shine On Your Spleen?
Sex-Rompin' And Barn-Stompin' With The Amish
Nipples On TV
Fetch That Holy Water, Pope! Fetch That Holy Water
Placental Illusion
Cabinet Chicken
Fed Up With Lard
Jack-O'-Lanterns Live In My Ass
Pudding Blister
Button Your Frock, Scandalous Amish Woman! Button Your Frock
Don't Blame That Nipple!
We Will Crash That Prom
Opening Christmas Presents On The Fourth Of July
We Are Pomp And Circumstance, Not Pimp And Circumcision
You Will Dance 'Cause It's Not Gay
Mrs. Butterworth Is Sticky
Pasties And G-Strings For The Little Ones
I Am Pre-Owned, Not Used
We Are Famously Fresh
POPE!, The Band (or Polishing Our Pricks Everywhere)
Fine, Young Presidents Of The Venereal Disease-Of-The-Month Club
Magnificent Mongoose
Circumcised By A Lawn Mower
Skydiving With Oysters
Ledge Slut
Don't Punch That Duck!
We Are Your Fetish
That Nipple Knows
You'll Call Now!
Nut After Nut After Nut After Nut After Nut After Nut After Nut After Nut After Nut After Nut
Bananas Have A Peel
Cut That Chicken, Little Mikey! Cut That Chicken
We Ordered A Dr. Pepper, Not Dr. Pecker
Being Inbred Is Illegal In Only 2½ States
Don't Take That Amish Trannie To The Mall!
Does The Pope Eat At The Olive Garden?
Get A Nipple
Buying That Baby Some Beer
We Have An Amish Dingleberry Soap-Making Fetish
The Pope Will Confess
Do You Think Rod Stewart Is Sexy?
Take A Bath, Stinky Neighbor! Take A Bath
Swimming In Lake Placid, Not Lake Flaccid
Shooting Hoops With Buffalo Balls
Bath-Fitter Anal Jitters
Nipple!, The Band (or Nineteen Idiots Pooping Pearly Little Eggs)
Damn That Pizza!
Listen To That Man Who Listens To That Guy Who Listens To Those People Who
Dry Eyes Suck
Gettin' Jiggy With The Amish
Seasonal Rabbii
Boston Bibb And The Arugula Wannabes
Bustin' A Move With The Pope
Strippers Who Won't Wear Mascara
Pubic Stroke
Magnificent Cucumber
My Ass Is On Hiatus
Donkeys Without Soup
Comes With Standard Crap
Ardvaarks Without Trust Funds
Vista Business Cards Just Sent Me An E-Mail
Bought 410,573 Postage Stamps At Sam's Club 2,698 Months Ago
Those Guys!
Being Nice To Other People's Nipples
Singing To No One
Fun With Hair Folicles
Those Amish Just Keep-A-Comin'!
Paying To The Order Of
The Pope Gets His Groove On
They Won't Eat Their Chicken!
We Won't Ask Sherwin-Williams
We're A Summer Style Event
Blowing Up Steven Tyler's Lips
Our Boobies Feel Good
That Lady Needs A Hangover
Whoring For Pecans
Pull Up Those Depends, Grandma! Pull Up Those Depends
Is Liza Minelli A Man?
Dead Folks Need Love, Too
Pimping My Circumcision
Take That Biscuit Back To The Baker!
Conditional Porno
Fixin' To Sew A Quilt With That Amish BeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeYOTCH!
Suicide March Of The Wooden Soldiers
Almonds Are Deadly
Sugar Rush In My Jockstrap
Oprah's Time-Of-The-Month Tribute Band
Don't Drink That Holy Water, Pope! Don't Drink That Holy Water
Piss Baths For Piss-Ants
Pisano!, The Band
Joe Pesci Is Not A Midget
We Got Clamydia And Other Fun Veneral Diseases
Taking The Amish To The Rocky Horror Picture Show
That Cat Has Scabs
Will The Pope Fart At Half-Past Twelve?
We Know They Know
Peeing Without Pity
Eating Crab Lice Just For The Hell Of It
We Are Loose
Math-Tutoring Experts Are Ugly
Crack-Smoking Peanut Farmers
Five Won't Stop Blinking
Got A Headache But It's Okay
Formerly Born
Pimples Know All About It!
You'd Better
Feeding The Amish Salty Snacks
Sludge Biscuit
The Extracirricular Dead
Bathing In Chicken Fat
Squirrelicious!
Tyrannasaurus Cox
The Overactive Anal Glands
Sailing The Seven Seas With Cuddly Butt Pirates
That Deviant Pope
Can't Find Lice
Delusional Snapper
Two Green Chairs
The Declining Cost Of Cupcakes
Eating Grass At Two In The Afternoon
10 x 10 Really Doesn't Equal 100
Cotton Is My Downfall
Frosty Slut
Wilfred Brimley And The Diabeetus Trio
Delusional Midget
Billy Ray Cyrus, Where's Your Mullet?
TimberCock
Where's My Calzone, Papa John! Where's My Calzone!
The Decision To Neuter One's Self
Elvis' Corpse Will Rot Some More
Pubic Enemy
Dolly Parton Will Never Have Large Breasts Again
Makin' Bacon Out Of Swiss Cheese
Anal Adjective
That Bear Is Crispy
Frying Snot On St. Swithen's Day
Did Uncle Charlie Pass His Urine Test?
Throwing Clocks At Ugly People
The Amish Shouldn't Drink And Raise Barns
Does The Pope Sleep Naked?
Eating Potato Chips While Peeing In A Cesspool
Starting Fires In Dresser Drawers
Delusional Eggplant
No More Wire Hangers!
We Are Now Available In DVD Format
Suntanning Easter Eggs 'Til They Smell Bad
Crotch Spitters
10½ Angry Llamas Are Better Than None
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Paying Homage To Ear Wax
Amish For A Day!
The Salt Teens
Go, Pope, Go!
Yodelling And Waking Up Old Folks
The Leaky Shower Stalls
Looking For Nothing
Bowling With No Balls
It's Not Our Leather Jacket
Leaving Pencil Shavings In Ashtrays
Don't Give That Amish A Butter Knife
I Am An Afterthought
Basking In The Afterglow
Menstruating On A Nocturnal Basis Only
Mocking My Left Nut
Donuts Don't Come Cheap
Tatoos For The Pope
Jiggle Them Nads!
E.T. And His Extra-Terrestrial Nutsack
The Jim-Bob Duggar Vasectomy Project
Please Read The Following Instruction Manual
Select Your Mode Of Disappearance
We Do Not Have All Your Septic Solutions
The Fallen
Never Take An Amish Fishing After Midnight In July
Pheelin' Phallic
E-Mailing 10¼ Popes In Less Than 29.5 Seconds
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The Gee Daveys
Delete Ringer Program
Do Those Tits Tat?
Pimples Are Hot!
Squirrely Armpit Hairs And Other Rodent-Like Qualities
Add Nothing And Get Nothing Subtracted Nor Nothing Divided That Equals Nothing Times Nothing
Splenda For The Dead!
Condoms For The Duggars!
We Eat Molars
Broken Toothpicks Do Not Equal Broken Spleens
Squat-Thrust Ass Bust
Fonzie Will Not Sit On Your Face
Get It
We Are Not Of This Dimension
Funny Hairy Boobs!
The High-Society Penile Agility Club
Wait A Minute And Don't Look At The Naked Little Midget Trying To Fry Those Eggs In That Igloo With No Mittens And 15 Boots
Seeing What Deciding Not To Poop In That Sand Did To Those Dung Beetles
Taking The Amish Gambling In Las Vegas
Growling At Lepers
Growing Pot In Luvs Diapers
Mopping My Snot
Giving The Pope A Wedgie
Taking The Amish Gambling In Las Vegas
Growling At Lepers
Growing Pot In Luvs Diapers
Mopping My Snot
Giving The Pope A Wedgie
Bulbous Blackhead
Parade Of Germaphobes
Don't Sniff That Old Lady's Pot Roast
Tell That Amish To Clean Up His Mess
Giving The Pope A Sex Change
Fecal Casualty
Finding Lint In One's Molar
You See It
Grateful To Take A Piss With No Means For Support
Jumping On Angry Dead People
Thar's Scrapple In Them Thar Woods, Yosef!
Talking To Penises Can Be Good For One's State Of Mind
The Delirious Colons
Oprah's Nipple Ring
The Tempest Bledsoe Tribute Band
Rockin' It Out Wit' Da Dentures!
Put On A Diaper, Pissy Old Man! Put On A Diaper
Drag And Drop
Left-Click My Ass
Hustling To Feed Our Pores
Amish Shoe-Leather Chewathon
Mama, Mia! Toss-a Me A Big-a, Spicy Meat-a-ball-a!
All Grammar Is Bad Grammar
Katie Couric's Colonoscopy Woes
Taking 26¾ Drunk Popes To The Playboy Mansion
The Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-Ya-Ya-Yas!
The Slim-Fast Santas Vs. The Jennie Craig Humpty-Dumpties
The Politically Incorrect Jack-O'-Lanterns
Eating Pumpkin Pie While Puking Little Bits Of Shrapnel
Mighty-Puttying Billy Mays' Mouth Permanently Shut
Snippin' Dat Dog
Gonorrhea Is Way Cooler Than Syphillis
The Jolly Butt Plugs
Eating Earthworms And Other Not-So Hygenically Correct Activities
Ear-Wax Suckathon
Emasculating Our Methods Of Pest Control
Our Corpses Smell Pretty
Weebles Or Ben-Wah Balls?
Letting The Amish Ride The Staten Island Ferry For Free
Fidget McNipple And The Raucous Testicles
Giving Apples To The Dead 'Cuz They Smell Bad
The Slap-Happy Earwigs
The Pope Will Find You
Stalked By Pilgrims
Milk That Mollusk, Fisherman! Milk That Mollusk
Sheer Boredom
Terrible Ewe
The Mother's-Milk Martinis
33¼ Naked Wallabies Eating Pizza Two Days Before Thanksgiving 'Cuz They Want To
The Freeze-Dried Belly-Button Lint Affair
Hi!
You're Killing Me
The Gritty Spores
Get A Fish!
Testicle Gigantis (a.k.a. The Squirrels' Nuts Tribute Band)
The Powers That Be
The Crispy Dead
The Storm Within My Bowels
That Udder!
Menstrual For The Bloody Fun Of It
Shellfish Shindig
Leprechaun Madness
Jackalope Jerk-Off Session
It's So Quiet You Can Hear Yo' Mama Fart
The Cat-Scratch Phinger Phukkers
Nad-Nokking For The Next Millenium
Giving Pork To The Amish 'Kuz It's Kool
Spitting At The Pope For The Hell Of It
Hot-Tuna Toenail-Fungus Jam Band
Slathering Mayo On Unidentified Body Parts
Sciatica That Bitch
Losing One's Molars After Swimming In Lake Erie For 15¼ Hours
Cats Can Pee
He's Spiked 199,05,876¾ Fevers Last Month
Walrus-Rally Dill Dip
Smoking Pot Out Of Rotten Potato Skins
Those Amish Have No Legs
Telling The Pope He's Hung
Tampons Without Strings
Sexual Landfill
39 Is An Imaginary Number
You Are Not Yo' Mama's Daddy 'Cuz I Am Yo' Dog's Cuzzin
Her Jangly Beef Curtains
101 Ways To Tell If You're Dead
Taking 12¼ Amish To Las Vegas
Pity That Pope!
Cantelope Of Doom
My Big Toe Is Depressed
My Spleen Has ADD/HD
Do You Know If You Don't Know About Knowing Nothing About It?
We Can Be Sluts
Eating Lima Beans With The Amish
The Pope Can Count
You Cannot Look At Us
Varicose Veins For The Next Generation
We Are Not The People
The Bloody Fists
Raging Fury Of 1,000,001¾% Angry Fire-Ants
Bear Them Children, Hot Amish Mama! Bear Them Children
Living Beyond The Realm Of All Things Sane
Catch That Pickle, Pope! Catch That Pickle
Crotch Shot
The Snotty Attitudes
Longitudinal Latitudes
Spitting On Triscuits And Giving Them To Rachael Ray
We Get No Fan Mail
Pissing On The Dead Is Therapuetic
We Don't Feel Our 'Nads
Anal Temerature-Takers' Tribute Band
The Booby Jigglers' All-Star Connection
The The
The Sphincter Suck-Along Gang
Git Along, Little Dogie! Git Along
Douchey Mama And The Scrotalicious Daddies
We Have Many Long Fingernails
You Should Run That Red Light
Chasing Deer Along I-80
Fantastic Anus And The Boom-Boom Testicles
Dry Up My Spittle, Little Jerk! Dry Up My Spittle
Your Pimples Are Ill
Chillin' To Be A Monk
Talkin' Amish 'Cuz It's Such A Pissuh
Celebrating St. Patty's Day With The Pope
Picking And Grunting While Farting On A Rope
Give Me The Clap 'Cuz I Need A Disease
Chillin' Wit' Yo' Crappy Assed Fart-Knockin' Beyotch
Snip Dick
Got A Rash
Potato Testicle
Hooray For Hidden Nipples!
Petting Zoo For Lepers
Do You Douche?
Dry Your 'Nads, Sweaty Ball Man! Dry Your 'Nads
Doing Jell-O Shots With The Amish
The Pope May Not Pull His Pants Down Yet
Crock Of Shit
Tittie Zits
The Kinky Scottish Kilt Bagpipe Wannabes
The Big-Toe Hi-Jinx Luau Project
Automatic Rejects
Society Of Drunken Phist Phuckers
Tisk, Tisk, You've Got Big Suckage Syndrome
Go Taunt That Hornet's Nest, Foolish Idiot! Taunt That Hornet's Nest
My Gay Cousin Won't Go Home
Picking My Platypus
My Pussy Is Infected
The Mighty Clusterfukks
Digging For Butthole Cheeze Whiz
My Grandma's Drunk And My Dad Doesn't Know A Thing
Those Amish Can't Square Dance
Ringing The Pope's Doorbell And Running Away
Got Dirty Fingernails
We Don't Have 50 Friends
Braise That Goat, Paula Deen! Braise That Goat
Frying Pork Chops In The Pouring Rain
Dont'cha Have A Cuppola?
His Old House Is Something Different
Moldy Old Belly-Button Lice Investigation
Came Across A Horsehoe
Snakes Up My Butt
Riding The Range Without A Condom
Stealing From Dumb People
We Don't Hear You 'Cuz We're Not Deaf In Any Of Our Ears
Metal Railings Don't Smell Like Pine Trees
Your Garage Is Not Multi-Functional Enough For That Farmer
Giving That Amish The Finger
Hey, Now, Pope!
Don't Even Go There
Toe Ten
Smelling Raunchy Like A Sewer
Got A Crotch
Can O' Moldy Beans
Share, Store, Protect
Can't We Give That Amish Some Cookies?
Telling The Pope There's No Such Thing As Santa Claus
Pulling Glass Shards From One's Big Toe While Naked On A Ride-On Mower
Giving Us 22 Peanuts Does Not Mean Your Sorry
Shampoo In Yo' Mama's Eye
That Lamp Broke
A Zillion Bees In The Bathroom
Phishing Phor Phukkers
The Singer Formerly Known As Douchebag
Eeeeek!
Smack Dat!
Go Get Drunk, Crazy Alchoholic! Go Get Drunk
Pissed 'Cuz I Can't Piss
Swallowing Batteries For Kicks
Done With Phonics
Liable For 10 Ass Whippings
Slutty Old Amish Women Who Don't See Their Left Nipples
The Pope Has Not So Many Nipples
Oh, That Nipple
I Was A Nipple
Coconut Nipple
Eeeek! A Nipple
All That Is Nipple
Feelin' Like A Nipple
Does Your Nipple Bite?
25 Nipples Are Not The Equivalent Of 25 Penises
Have You Seen Our Nipples?
Tweak That Nipple, Slutty Bimbo! Tweak That Nipple
Farming Nipples For The Price Of A Meal
Painting With Nipples
Nipple Of Madness
Unfaithful Nipple
Life In The Mind Of A Chemically Unbalanced Nipple
Nipples Gone Wild
Don't Lie To That Nipple
The Wayward Nipple Tribute Band
Amish Crotch Fest
Ten Popes Sniffing Nine Crotches
Bowling For Crotches
Crotch Snot
Diagonal Crotch
Crotch Beyotch
Critchety Crotch
We Said Hop Scotch, Not Cop Crotch
See And Behold That Crotch
Don't Sue That Crotch
Crotch-Witch Piss Fit
Crotch Stitch
Crotch Is A Funny Word
Catch A Crotchasaurus
Amish Are Not Your Friends
Poping Around With A Dozen Swinging Popes
Negative Stool Sample
Don't Poke That Salmon In The Eye
Elvis Had No 'Nads
Go Home, Stupid Man! Go Home
Got No Cuticles
Onion Bunion Disaster
Feelin' Like A Spleen
Pudding For The Amish
Rectalizing The Pope
Scrubbed A Toilet
Saluting No One
Peanuts And The Like
Squat Not, Poop Plenty
Searching For 1,349,091,463 Leprechauns When It's Not Your Birthday
Squirrels Will Be Sure To Piss You Off Someday
Idle Nuts
Feed That 'Gator!
Finding My Mind
Weasel Stomping And Opossum Pruning
We Floss Our Intestines
Junky Skunk
Got No Eyes
Piss On That Grave, Disrespectful Tween! Piss On That Grave
Banana Picking With The Amish
Eat Some Cabbage, Pope! Eat Some Cabbage
Feelin' ShamWow-eee!
Got Some Thunder In Our Pants
Picking And Jabbing Our Teacher's Tits
Not Able To Find Your Nostrils
Fixin' For An Ass Kickin'
Don't Fry Those Eggs Tonight Or Santa Won't Bring You A Present
Your Ass Smells Like Ass
Deciding Not To Grant That Amish A Fishing License
Doing Jell-O Shots With The Pope
Snorting Mayonnaise And Other Weird Hobbies
Tepid Tampon
Rusty Nostril
Trying To Break Both Legs On St. Patrick's Day
Get That Nun Out Of The Mall
Chee-Z Boogers
Give That Nipple Two Dimes Instead Of Five
Cheese Feet
Dance That Jig, Little Elf! Dance That Jig
Peach-Pus Snack Attack
Crotch-Crab No-Show
We Have Seeds
Jumping Rope With 10½ Angry Pygmies
Shopping For Pudding Skin
Scrotum On The Edge
We Sneeze
It's Liver Time!
Army Of Angry Christmas-Gift Wrappers
The Not-So Waxy Q-Tips
Plethora Of Pancakes
Needing A License To Lick Toe-Jam
Biscuit Bastard
Clown Bait
Comical Spleen
Driving Limbless
Cracking Eggs With 27.6 Drunken Amish
That Pope Spiked Our Punch
Irate Peanut
Brothel Of Banshees
Mullet Madness
Abe Vigoda's Tooth
Your Cereal
Suckle That Baby, Lactating Mama! Suckle That Baby
Manage Your Mustard
The Spastic Stools
Syphillis For The Weary
Permitting The Dead To Make Decisions
You Will Be Sorry
Tickle-icious Scrotal Descent
Mary Palm And Her Five Sistas
Crotch Shock
The Cock-A-Doodle Don'ts
Jism Fist
The Dairy Farmers' Milky Tit Jamboree
Succumb To The Craziness
Fanatical Foreskin
Malicious Kidney
Terrible Toupee
Magnificent Gonad
Eating French Fries While Farting All Night
Testicle Of Confusion
Eating Scrapple With 29 Naked Amish
No Pudding For The Pope
Dead People In The Sink
Can't Find A Brain
Hot Ice
Go Away!
Scream For Nothing
Butter Sucks
Giving The Amish Fireworks On The Fourth Of July Can Be Deadly
Running Rampant With The Pope
Got A Headache
25 Days Is No Excuse
Finding Our Virginity
Believable Lies
Stretching And Farting With Angry Old Midgets
Custard For Santa
Ass-Kicking And Tit-Picking
Measles For All!
Don't Eat The Baby's Pudding
Salmonella Rules In My Underwear
Police Will Sneeze 1,000,369 Times
What The Fuck?
Amish Telephone Woes
In A Pickle With The Pope
Smelly Little Liver
Feverish Showdown
Don't Arrest That Crook
Go To Hell, Brazen Amish Ho! Go To Hell
Picking Your Nose With The Pope
My Wish Is Your Death
Heh, Heh, Heh ...
We Got Lice
Boombox Butt Chillers
My Grandpa Is My Grandma
Grilling Steaks Without Hands
Sex-Change Phobia
Seeing No One On The Toilet
You Eat Rotten Poo
We Hate To Piss On The Roof
I'm Stuck
That Man
The Sun-Burnt Pissaholics
Pssssssssssssst! ... You're Amish
Poping Around With That Guy
Toaster Dingo
Puke On My Back Stoop (I really did see this yesterday!)
Carry Your Own Liver
Aaaaaaaaaaaargh! Don't Mock That Squid
Coupons And Crap
I Fester
That's My Faucet
Snowshovel Woes
Fear Of Ketchup
Foot Puke
SCURVY! (a.k.a. Selling Coke Under Rancid Vagrant Yachts)
Hoodies And Beer
Stressed Out 'Cuz He's Amish
Got A Tatoo Of The Pope
Lying To All My Moles
Wanna?
Lost His Basketball Jersey But Now It's Found
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Havin' A Holly-Jolly Buttfest Attack
We Have No Pudding To Give To The Lepers Down The Street
Kicking Your Ass Into The Next 25¼ States
We Have To Cut Our Hair 'Cuz It Smells Like Shitty Donuts
Garbage-Baggin' It
Lumpy Galoshes And Hairy Booze Hounds
Go Get A Waffle
Dead On I-80 But Not Unhappy About It
Not Feelin' Comcastic This Morning
Gone Amish
Jealous Of Mangy Popes
Foliage Hang-Ups
We Like Fruit In Our Ears
The Dead Can Cuss
Telling Miley Cyrus She Sucks
Steak Tartar!
Ouch My Back
Simple Carcass
Android Up My Ass
Pickles Can Dance
Muck-Bucket Mercy Fest
Feeling The Urge To Spew
Don't Lie To Those Amish
The Pope Can't Cure My Flu
Give Us A Break 'Cuz We Can't Help That We Suck
Went To The Movies And Saw Nothing
Giblets Don't Suck
Adopting A False Sense Of Security
Testes In Motion
Hot On A Hoveround
Real Food For Real Guys
Put Yo' Mama On A Leash
Crack-Addicted Former Amish Farmers
Testing Out Waterbeds With The Pope
Ugly Hair Is Not Kool
That Cat Smells Like Dog
Historically Perverse
Sassy Embryo
Chicken-Fried Zipper Showdown
Smelling Like The East River And Thinking It's Cool
Gravy Shampoo
Lockjaw Can Be Good
Stirring Up Trouble With Foul-Mouthed Amish Tweens
We Can't Fry Eggs On The Pope's Back Porch
Ain't Got A Crocodile
We Want Our 21 Breakfasts
Suckage Counts
Topiary Head Case
10 Gay People Coming To Stomp On Your Face For Having A Lack Of Fashion Sense
Inviting 25¾ Lepers To Your Next Cocktail Party
Slipcover Rooster Effect
Scrimmage That Cabbage, Sucky Baskeball Team! Scrimmage That Cabbage
National Cheese-Fritter Day
Butt-Fugly Nekkid People
Hemoglobin Horror Fest
Fear That Angry Amishman Who Smokes In The Cornfield
Asking The Pope For A New Bike
We Touched His Boner But We Washed Our Hands
Suing Our Podiatrist On Sunday
Sanding His Bathroom Cabinets 'Cuz He Can't Get Laid
Confused About Our Lack Of Amishness
The Pope Is The New Billy Mays
Met Some Crack-Addicted Amish While Vacationing In PA
My Amish Staw Hat Was Made In China
Get That Pope To The Cracker Barrel On Time!
Can't Find Any Popes In King Tut's Tomb
Elvis Is Not Living Among Us But Hidden Away In Amish Country
Paula Deen Will Not Have A Heart Attack On December 5th
Auuuuuuuuuuu Grautin!
Those Vengance-Seeking Amish
Found A Cracker
Question Our Existence
My Diet Sucks
Having One's Face Ripped Off By The Family Cat (based upon a true story!)
Dedicating One's Studies To 10-Dozen Rats' Testicles
Lost My List
Lisping With A Lesbian
Astronauts Do Not Dance For Donuts
Tittie-Flapping With The Amish
Find That Pope!
Pudding And Pimples
Gelatinous Sex
Douching Like We Mean It
Carrying Garbage For No One
Recycling Snot
Ten Gardens Growing Inside My Belly Button
The Big Toe Mish-Mash Affair
I Like My Brain
22,000 Little Crumbs
Lepers Will Bite
Our Pores Are Open
Hannah Montana Is Not A Legal Resident Of Montana
Getting To Be Gay For A Day
Swimming In Manure
Pork-Pulling With The Amish
Hip-Hop Amish
Bowling With 10¾ Scruffy Amish
The Amish Fun Never Stops
My Amish Straw-Hat Was Made In China
No Sugar For The Pope!
Monotone Popes
Frosting Cakes With The Pope
Pimples And Beer
Kettle Fist
Counting Down The Seconds 'Til We Blow Our Snot
Deodorant Cocktail
Secret Third-Testicle Of The Guilt-Ridden Potato Farmer
The Elmer Fudds
Put Down That Leper!
Growing Pumpkins Out Of An Ass
Gila-Monster Mayhem
Chinese-Checkers And Beer-Bongs For Mom
The Nipply Few
Needing A Noose
The Jolly Ass-Ranchers
Nevermind
Happy-Go-Lucky Snot Huskers
Shitting For Sport
Lower-Back Combustibles
Thighs Tell Lies
Mice Can Throw Rice
We Don't Rhyme
Piss In Your Own Pot
Smoking Pot With Prospective Employers
Knitting On The Shitter
Romaine-Lettuce Flashback
Christopher Columbus And The Flashbacks
Cheating To Pass A Stool Sample
Healthy Habits Suck
Shoot That Phone
Chuck Woollery Will Be Dead
Got That Deed?
Lacking Compassion But Finding A Tack
That Phone Never Stops Ringing!
Sludge
Deaf Ass-Bangers
It's Likely To Be Telemarketers
Commonplace Commotion Of Angry Hornets
Anna Nicole Is No More
Laughing Like Mr. T On Acid
Rancid Chuckwagon
Robert Goulet's Dead Nuts
Forgetting To Wear A Crucifix While Floating Down The East River
Giving Pennies To Nuns Without Habits
Amish Women Wearing Red Hats And Purple Dresses
Politically-Incorrect Popes
The Decision To Not Give Up Doritos For Lent
Sanding The Deck And Hating Every Second Of It
Vagi-Spastic Sporadic Fever
Sore Knees And Tattered Undies
Hanging One's Artwork Way Too High
Trampoline Sex Party
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Feed That Crocodile A Carrot
Sudden Limp-Dick Attack
The Fruity Asses
Testicle Letdown
Million-Dollar Canker-Sore
Smiling At The Dead
Coconut-Tit Party Crew
Dead Folks Are Not Gracious
Your Face Is For Sitting On
The Money Costs Nothing
Ultimate Summer Moose
When Good Amish Go Bad
Popin' Yo' Crib
Who Dat?
Jell-O Will Rot
Cavity Fukkers
The Leaky Vestibules
Potato-Virus Panic Attack
Knitty-Kitty Kalamity
Nurse That Nipple, Little Newborn! Nurse That Nipple
Galant Gallbladder
Gay Is Good
Lost Nipple
Michelin-Tire Diaper Romp
Ostrich Orgy
Many Are Dead
They Smell Like Cheese
Giving Freebies To The Amish
Angry Popes Wielding Malatov Cocktails
Can't Find My Style
Bag O' Batteries
Squalid Potato
Fishing In A Well And Not Having Free Reign Of Texas
Squash Soup Is The New Peat Moss
Pine-Needle Facial
Not Wanting To Meet The New Neighbors
79 Days 'Til Halloween ... Silver Shamrocks!
Burger Blister
Hemoglobin Hodgepodge
Right-Wing Sluts Vs. Left-Wing Anarchists
Pleasant Placenta
Flaccid (a.k.a. Fucking Limp And Clammy Cocks In Distress)
Canned-Fruit Temper Tantrum
We've Decided
Decimals Are Hot
Ficticious Anus
Fleece Can Happen
Opening A Can Of Whoop-Ass And Charging The Neighbors To Watch
Good Ta Know Ya
Polenta Plasma
Fact-Filled Anal Secretions
Corn Creamin' With The Amish
Fix That Pew, Negligent Pope! Fix That Pew
The Men-O-Pauses
Tampon-A-Go-Go
It Doesn't Take A Genius To Sing In This Band
Periodically Menstrual
Shovelling Snow Without Gloves
Massively Shrimptastic!
Those Amish Don't Picnic On Halloween
Popes Who Trick-Or-Treat All Night
Paint-Primer Spasms
Jack-A-Lope And The Low-Slung Lobes
Hash-Brown Horror Fest
We Are Capable
Duck-Pond Architectural Disaster
Anorexic And Bulimic But Still Fat
We Are In Touch
Joint-Compound Trust Fund
Call The Number On Your Screen RIGHT NOW!
Fecal Matter Of Fact
Porking That Little Amish Slut
Just Pope It
Kettle Humpers
WhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!
Narcissistic Needs Of Old Dumb People
The Yumpin' Ya Yas
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Cast-Iron Spleen Affair
Needing More Pudding But Not 'Til Christmas Eve 2026
Where'd Ya Hide Yee Inhaler?
Hysteria Tactics Of The Feeble Minded
School Is For Those With 1¼% Brains
Burning Hay And Whacking Off
Y'All Go Home
Tumbleweed Schematics
Amish Women Frying Up A Grilled Cheese Sandwich
Giving Lots Of Counterfeit Cash To The Pope
Smidgen Of Snot
The Dudes
Dominos Pizza Just Sent An E-Mail
Gotta Smell You
My Scoochy Ass Cat
We Are College Ruled
That Man Is Aged
Peanut-Butter Shenanigans Of Lofty Clam Diggers
Those Amish Are Amiss
Picking Peppers And Pooping Upon Pleasant Popes
Turnips And Beer
Sitting For You
Buying Condoms For Grandma
50-Cent Amish
'Fessin' Up To The Pope
Cast-Iron Ice Cream Cones
UDDA (a.k.a. Ugly Dogs Doin' Asses)
Good Bees Gone Bad
Steak For A Trick
Pissing All Alone On Halloween
Chop Your Head Off
The Friendly Dead
Eliminating The Guess Works, Not The Guests' Works
Amish Wannabes
Midget Popes
Tampon Strings And Other Stinky Things
Gorilla Gone Dead
Lentil Tendril
Radiant Gonad
The Swanson-Entree Trio
Two Cups Of Flour
Goblet O' Jism
Cankersore Awareness
Golf-Ball Guffaw
Corn Sex
Hysterical Fornication
Top-Notch Pimento And A Bag O' Corn
Wafflecrisp! The Band
Mustard Mania
Pudding Snatch
Ponderosa Diarrhea And L'il Tex
Manhole Mayhem
Primary Reason
Millionth Mayonnaise
Dilapidated Dolphin
What's Your Excuse?
Imaginary Band Performing Before Your Eyes
Hannah Montana Got Her Period
Drug Pushers And Other Folks You Should Get To Know
Amish Country G-String Fest
Owing Big Bucks To The Pope
Dust Pans And Goat Cheese
It's Hangin'
Goatee Trim-Tastic!
Cussing 'Cuz It's Limp
Dingleberries And Other Oddities
Corn Can Bake
He Needs A Pringles Can For School (based on a true story!)
Amish To A Fault
Pickled Popes
Need A New Wallet
Urinalysis Showdown
Jury-Duty Poopy Pants
Nose-Snot Treat Bag
Anal Fluid Rising
Forgetting The Lime In One's Corona
Big Nut-Sack Shimmy
Clock One, Clock Two
Vacating The Premises On Good Friday
Stuck Zippers And Moldy Toenails
Amish Lap-Dance Society
Amish Birth-Control Mishap
Poped Out
Irregular Popes
Soup Will Boil
Fudge For Plywood
Cheese Douche
Orville Redenbacher Shops At Kroger
Penis Calamari
The Chef In Charge
Shellfish Costume Party
No Six In Sex
Glaucoma For Less
Sludge Whore
Tampering With Tampons
Uranus Is Not A U.S. Postal Slot
Burnt-Umber Ass Cocktail
Zoo-Baby Shop-A-Thon
Yodelling To Piss
Panty-Line Cut-Off Zone
15 x 5 May Not Equal 75
Got No Syrup
Pubeless Dinosaur
Sushi Kleptomania
Finding Chicken In A Soup Can
Praying For Cabbage
Meager Poopings
Comatose Pancreas
Lusting For Your Disease
Dead Astronaut Contact Info
Gulp Glub
Sump-Pump Awareness Factor
The Burning Lungs
Itching To Be Amish
Calling Your Next-Door Neighbor Amish
Low-Acid Orange-Juice For The Pope
Washing One's Hands In The Pope's Presence
Heightened Sense Of Smell
Vagina Light!
Brand-New Salad Dressing
The Kotex Know-It-Alls
Jack-A-Lope!
Ed McMahon's Dancing Dead Testicle
Panhandlers Without Hands
Carnivorous Omelet
The She's-All-Advil All-Girl Lesbian Cavalcade
The Bartlett-Pear Supository Project
Ear-Wax Shit-A-Thon
Adding A Pinch Of Anise To The Recipe, Not A Pinch Of Anus
Attending A Party Without Toast Points
Piss-Brigade Mighty Marathon
Spitting Out Snake Teeth
Occupied By Diarrhea
Squeezy Tampons
Jack-Fruit Jack-Off Session
Spectacular Homicide
Menstrual Flow
Wiggin' Vegan
Damning The Giblets
Thinking Outside The Box And Regretting It The Next Morning
Sucking Up To The Dead
Eustachian Tube Be-Bop
Suck-A-Plenty
Fuck That Horseshoe
Masturbation Discovery
Olive-Oil Pronoun
Give That Holiday Back To The Amish, Greedy Calendar Maker! Give That Holiday Back To The Amish
The Pope's Toes
Trident-Gum Prophylactic
Seeking A Property In Arizona Where We Won't Get Attacked By Mutant Scorpions
Red-Hat-Society Panty Raid
Plantation Shutters Won't Hide Your Ugliness
Skunk Your Own Ass
My Personal Check Sucks
One-Day-Only Pass To Be Amish
Fishing With The Pope
They Drool
Weeping For 20 Cents
Ulcer Inductee
100½ Crusty Old Bearded Amish Men In Search Of 99 Labia Apiece
Amish Imposter Society
Phantom Popes And Anti-Popes
Just A-Peelin' Grapes With The Pope
Bowflex Masturbation Hour
Who Put The Pain In The Toe?
Chip-Chop And The Hams
Wagon-Wheel Sex Scandal
Hung Like Stallone
Rooster And The Cock Burns
Cuticle Mayhem
Abundance Of Buns, But Not Enough Franks
Salsa Roja And The Toe Jerks
Carrot Top's Trivial Testicle
Those Amish Are A Hoot
Peanuts For The Pope
Calamine-Lotion Jiggily Jab
Dreaming Of Being Bitten On The Right Calf By A Turkey Vulture
Ouch! It's Too Big
Shovelling Shit On A Blustery Fall Afternoon
They Shook Hands
He Has A Hooky Nose
Hey! That's Our Furniture
Unfriendly And Amish
Pope Snorters
Mad At Him
Corn-Casserole Ass Role
They Suck Right Now
Two Times Isn't Enough To Feed That Baby Pudding
Rioting And Riviting
Who? Who? Who? The Who!
Wheeling No Hillibillies
Amish Bake-Sale Woes
Inviting The Pope To Your Next Halloween Bash
Mama Cass Never Knew Jenny Craig
10 Toes Are Not Enough To Dig For Bellybutton Lint
Porno For The Amish!
Forgetting To Buy The Pope A Diet Cola
Angry Presidents With Sweaty Armpits
Bees In The Shower
Trusting The Lifeless
Finger Crust And Toe Lust
God I'm Having A Brain Fart
Thinking Of A Number, But Not For Credit-Rating Purposes
Amishly Asexual
Angry At The Pope And Wanting A Dollar
Pissing Mad
Menstrual Overflow
Launch-Pad Jerk-Off Session
No Fooling
Crumbly Telethon
A-Tisket, A-Tasket
Dignified Rejects
Ascot Arrival Campaign
Branding-Iron Birth-Control Mishap
Penis Gone South