5,612 Busted Light Bubs...er...uh...Bad Band Names as of 02-05-10.
?SYNTAX ERROR IN THE TOLIET READY.
Mirror,,rorriM Stormtrooper Cum Laude {pronounced "kumm lodd"} Invasion of the Body Crabs Mouldy Teeth Piss Bottle Bomber Vacuum Bag Infection Vomitorium The Band-AIDS Napalm Christmas Tree Sweaty Showerhead Phist Phuck Phun Sunny Botulism Syringe Licker Toliet Tank Defecator Hooked on Cryonics Foooo-Luuuush! The Rat's Asses PHUQ2Moose {The sysop of a BBS I logged onto in the early-1990s added this to the "Sysop Comments" field of my account} Piano Turd Burglars Piss Christ Sewer Pickle Wet Dog Smell Assimilated Nanites Blaze of Gory Kervorkian's Satanic Death Robots Cock-a-doodle DOO DOO Phat Urinator Ronco Rotisserie Victims Seat Up Or Down? The Amazing Plastic Toliet Band Accordion Destructors Slashing Bus Seats Rage Against the Answering Machine Polly's Got Anthrax Sanitised for Your Protection Toxic Wheelchair Elvis' Favourite Enema Thorny Jesus Houseplant Nicofool Talking Bomb Scrotum Driver Rusty Walker Sunflower Sperm 3D Toliet Tank Massengator Broomstick Douchewads Porta-Potty Phoot Phetish Flushlight Twilight Nerds Stomp Your Hands and Clap Your Feet Moonshine Dildo Shitbowl Spazbag Magical Poo Shower Radiance of the Commode Spermbag Roundpants Dark Bulbs Ding Dong, The Toliet's Dead
Brush...brush your teeth...31,054,500 times a day...every day!!!
" Not Us It's Late and Someone Busted the Coffeepot! Pathetique Klown Worth as much as a Bag of Garbage Kitty Dog Uranation {note sp.} Model Airplane Motor Creaking A Black Man Pops Out of a Vending Machine Somebody You Wouldn't Want to Get a Phone Call From It's Late and Somebody Forgot to Flush Beverly Hills Enemabag Spongebob Douchepants Talking Mini-Wheats With Floating Gloves Lame Dry Bladder Where's the Dog? Wheelchair Error I'm Getting All Excited Chicken Feet The Tucked In Raincoats Sad Light Bulbs Happy Antarctica Rat on a Warm Uranium Bed Overflowing Computer The Gipper was Dwight Eisenhower Jinx is a Fish Queer the Test Tube Eighty Lifelines Left FalseBrown Landcare Calling Hubby to the Rug! Moving in Monaural Greyhound Bus Tub Tipping is Not a City in China The Bagless Garbage Bags Urinous Pee Fecal Poop The Unibomber's a Lezzy Penis Up Your Ears! Belly Button Night Light Air & Water Deodouriser The Land of Cow Piss & Bee Vomit Houserat Ambush AT&T = Ambush Toliet & Toliet
Spittle Sysop Shower Beasts of Burden Pepsi Boogers Coca-Cola Snot The Nanites are all Squeaky JERRY!!! JERRY!!! JERRY!!! JERRY!!! JERRY!!! Buckeyballs of Destruction Sleeping in the Same Bed Oscilloscope of H8RED Screaming Pee! Boner of Contention Work it In Who the Baby Daddy? He's a Couchwetter! Nowadays, You Gotta have Toliet Paper The Dining Table's Burning The Chairs are Soaked with Pee Fizzy Scorpions Douchy Tarantulas Who Fell Off the Showerhead of Knowledge? Diarhhea of the Faucet Fireplace Lacrimation Who's the Fat Chick? Pussyface! Sleeping in Buckminster Fullerenes Camel Urine Enema Your Cellular Phoney is Ringing! Waiter, My Soup is Dry Dillhole! Bungnocker Consume Urination & Insemination @ the Semen Bar! Buttknocker Dickweed Fartknocker Blue Whale Snot The Onions are Crying Concentrated Camel Saddles Beowolf is Gosh Sailboat Insemination Denaturating the Kitty Cat We Be Toys The Hirogen H8 Diplomacy The Nasonex Bee is Truly a FAGGOT!!! Trident Watermelon Twist: A Mouth's Worst Enemy Octopussy is a LEZZY!!! Nonphat Stove I Gotta Drop a Stool In Need of Psychotectic Treatments You're Supposed to Pee on It! Crisper Drawer Perspiration Who Let the Rat Out? Fried Munchies Pulitzer Prize for Sewer Grates Drop a What? Pinch a Loaf?!? Ancient Romans Looked Like FAGGETS!!! O Nooooo!!! The Wench Slipped!!! Stop and Change Light Bulbs Attention All Planets of the Solar Federation! Romulans are Wussies Atari Computers are Pieces of Shit Commodore Computers are #1 Let's Play Chickensplat! Marinator Micturition Ambush of the Kitty Cats 31,054,500 Smoke Bad Urine!!! Go Down the Toliet!!! Rat in the Meatloaf Business Card Paper Cut The Carburetor on the Bus goes Suck Suck Suck! Spiriva Makes You go Poo-Poo Labia-Slapping those Assholes!!! Pencil with Wings Flying Books Newspaper Feces Gum Insemination Use That Ballwasher Very Carefully! Bitten by an Armpit Viper Honda Civic CVCCVCVVCVCC Ladybugs are Brie TV is a Vast Waste...er..uh...USED DOUCHE The Nerds are Flammable Whipped-Ass Niacin If I Get Sick the Toliet is Near! {Above the TP dispenser} "Betchya You Can't Use Just One" It's Early and Somebody Busted the Ashtray Anubis is a Butthole!!! Apophis Sounds like Armpit Sweat :( Peeing in the Punchbowl The Theraflu Ghost There's a Worse Bulb Pinator is Brie Going Bye-Bye in the Car 360° Knife Lock the Cash Box Hey, Assmunch!!! Clorel Sounds like Bleach Stop the Catbox ?ILLEGAL MASSENGILL ERROR IN 65534 Hot Gazpacho The Spittle has Crystallised Jaywalking for Jesus Pray for H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Good Fences make for Lousy Neighbours ?ILLEGAL QUANTITY OF SUMMER'S EVE ERROR IN 0 Shut that Car Alarm Up As the Earth Behind You Reeks Cum Kleen B.O.Douriser Bad Dog!!! A****e C****a Bites!!! I Vant to Ddink Your Spumm {yes, some fartknocker actually said this to me (and used this pronounciation) when I was 16 or 17 in Juneau AK. USA} First Avenue Self Service Center Rat Pellet Extacy Wilted Asparagus Spears We are Not Carbonated Elephants!!! Partying in Bumfuck Egypt "Flourescent" "Penuses" {sp. intentional} Arid Extra-Wet Perspirant Sysop of Heaven Igneous Micturition Metamorphic Urination Sedimentary Potty Vaccume: Masters of Molten Metal Coyotes Howling at the Sun Drinking from a Urinator Big Bucks to Buy a New Barium Enema Small Bucks to Buy a Used Massengill brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Douche Barking at the Doorknob The Statue of Slavery Why do Bagpipes Sound Like That? Dr. Pecker and Splice in the Pop Machine
La-Z-Girl
Pubic Restroom Puddle {sp. intentional}
Cups of Hot Wolf Pee
We're Going Digital!
Bitten by a Firefly
Little Gay Pen {yes, I have one of these!}
Urine-Colored Liquid in a Plastic Cup
It Makes a Great Suctioning Sound
Renal Failure of the Nose
Vomit-Flavoured Jelly Beans
Zero-Touch Can't Opener
Metal Illness
Bruz Cruz in the Crapper
MRI of the Penis
Tin Man is a Comet!
Pooping Out Whole Insulaters
A Thanksgiving Feast Fit for a Rat
Feed the Toliets
Vacuum the Monsters
Playing the Throw-Up Round!
On the 13th Day of Christmas My False Love Sold to Me
Peeter Rooter
Momentary Lapse of Destitution
Should You Quit Being a Dueche? {sp. intentional}
Happy Dry, Burned Replicated Dead Bird Meat Day!!!
There are Firebugs Flying in the Weeds
Over There's a Fire Truck, You Can Smell it while You Fuck
The Santa Closet
Centipede Enuresis
Pitching a Tent in the Cesspool
There's a Puffy Puff Adder, You can See it with Your Bladder
Tick the Titty Tat or Ticking the Titty Tat {sp. intentional}
The Xindi Suck Ass!!!
It's Midnight and Somebody Busted the Helicopter
The Spaceman Croaked on Titan
Battlesun Galaxy Rayzer
Jimmy Claus
Gingerbread Man Going Poo-Poo
Paulie Wants to Go to a Pińata Party Too!
Batman and the Homosexual Scissors
Dead Rats Rotting in a Tank
The Meteoroids are Gay
Bole uv Bugz {sp. intentional}
Alarm Clock Auditory Assault
Furnace Burner Micturition
Butter in the Chimney
Got thee...TELEPHONE
Spending Christmas Aloner with Your Boner
Stool Pig
Unpleasant Cleavage Odour
Peckerhead!
Volume Vacuum
Ravioli for the Dying
Malomyotismon is Cool!!!
Meramon is HOT HOT HOT!!!
Agumon's "Pepper Breath" Makes You Sneeze
Palmon's "Poison Ivy" Makes You Itch
Togemon's "Needle Spray" Makes Fantastic Air Freshener
Lillymon's "Flower Cannon" Makes You Piss Beehives
Buttal Assault
It's Not...like...Totally Tubular Man
When Good Toupees...GO BAD!!!
Fetal Lacrimation
Geriatric Flatulence
The Jem'Hadar are So So Cool!
Cat Pee Love
It's Early and Someone Busted the Stove!
Cat Turd H8red
Litterbox Euthenasia
Superman Demolishing a Urinal
The Pecker Quintet
Alphabetising Our Cow Chips
Hairy Mule Larvae
The Analogue Owls
The Thermostats are Fucking Again!
The Helicopters are Weeping
Who is Disturbed?
Old Unimproved Swiffer Dusters
The Green Cold Chili Peckers
Who Let the Tarantulas Out?
Phat Phree Toliet Tank {sp. intentional}
The CFLs are Broken
What's Wrong with the Truck?
Straight as a Broken Arrow
Gay as an 8 Dollar Bill
Never and Never Again
The Coffeepot Has Nothing but Hot Water in It!
Dick Cup Perspiration
Charging this Flashlight Resembles a "Spanking the Monkey" Motion
4:20
Euthenasia of the Refrigerator
The Oven is Pissing
My Huge' Forgetter! {punctuation intentional}
You Did Designate Him a 'Windbag'
?CONSTIPATION ERROR
Who Stomped on the Magic Toaster?
Anesthetise this Bitch!
Turned Resistor
Winter's Morn Nondisposable Douches
It's Late and Someone Busted the Pepsi
Captain Proton to the Rescue
Six Thousand Chicken Fajitas {pronounced "fuh-JYE'-tuhs"}
Hummer Feeder
The Freezer is Melting
Drinking Hot Cat Potty
Poor, Poor Pitiful You
Get Off My Urinal...It's a Funeral!
The Dick Cup is Crying
Alex Krebeck is a Faggot!
Calamity Jane is a Lezzy
The Sahara Desert is in Antarctica
{making loud vaccuming noises} It's a Sandstorm!!!
Battery Enema
The Penile Instrument is Out of Squid Fluid
Hole in Eighteen or Nineteen
I'm 43 and I Love It!
Too Old to Wear Anthrax Shirts?
IR-Emitting UV Laser
The Wall Shelves are Peeing Again!
Doorframe Trauma
Hoo Kant Spel Potatoe? {sp. intentional}
URINE ON, URINE CICADA!
Ben Gay Stops Morning Wood
USB Urinator Spud Valve
Santa Clause Destroying a Toliet
Polly Wants an Enema!
Tilex Grows Mould
{shouted in golf} Sicks!!!
As Valuable as a Dented Garbage Can
Screen Door on a Submarine
Maintenance Shed Lacrimation
Rudolph the Brown-Nosing Reindeer
Taking the Bate
You Got the Douche Crew, You Got the Douche Crew, You Got the Douche Crew, Fuuuuuck You!!!
Tugging On Neelix's Whiskers
Sleeping in Hot Camel Urine
Tennis Ball Micturition
Broken Knife
The Stinky Plastic King Heads
Peckerbreath
Peterhead
Aural Illusions
Extreme Makeunder Business Edition
Optical Delusions
Ninja Snake Micturition
Scanning the Garbage
Viva Toliet!!!
Raindude
Rat-a-Touie
STFU Billy Mays!!!
Flushing the Sink
What's Wrong with the Dipsty Dumpster?
Warm Dog Candy
You Can't Edit Your Cat Pee
Flushing for Ketchikan
The Juneau Black Sphere UFO
Cockroach on a Hot Vanadium Cofee Cup
When Good Toliets...Go BAD!!!
BLOG = Bullshit Log
Bowling for Barrow
P&V {Urine & Acetic Acid}
Billy Mays is a Fartknocker
Dad, What's a Fartknocker?
Catnip for the Amish
What's That Fucking Noise?!?
B-B-B-Bobbleheads!
Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Charley Horse!!! {sung to the "Chia Pets" jingle}
Shitting in the Sauna
Left Guard
Once More Unto the Wastepaperbasket
Worshipping Cat Urine
Throwing Wolf Shit to the Wolves
Used Tampaxes Behind the Toliet
Invasion of the Stoves
Giving the Dog a Boner
Floody McFlood
Fiery McFire
Finite Spirals
Woody Woodpeckerhead
Fart Noc Ker {three lizards around a butthole say each word sequentially}
Bathing in Warm Camel Potty
What's With the Replicals?
DMM = Doo Moofah Moolah
The Jack Daniels Worm
You're a Douche, You're a Douche!
Crestor is Not Dick Medication!
Skid Marks on the Toliet Seat
The Robot has been Neutralised
"The 'Toliet' Test" {The word "toilet" is intentionally misspelled}
The Misadventures of Commander Antiproton
Iced Gasoline
Zymbalta Makes You Put Your Head in the Oven!
Crazy Glue Your Fingers Together
Flammable Ice Cubes
Noise from the CD Player
The Porno Buttmonkeys
Dangerouswatch Video Sphere
The Magic Toaster's So So Gay, You can Smell it While You Spray!
I am Charmin of Borg. You are Buttholes. You Will Be Wiped.
The Crickets are Stinking
The Magic Toaster is Not Really Magical
Doctors & Malpractise Lawyers Working Together
Radio Killed the Video Star
Who Put the Fork in the Garbage Disposal?
It's Raining Tarantulas & Scorpions
The Astronaut has Rotor Blades
Toxic Pet Strobe
Batteries are Flushable
You Can Edit your Camel Urine
Tambor Beta Six is Cool!!!
Smoking a Bowl to Avoid Getting Stoned
Verteron Particles from the McPherson Nebula
Jimmy Carter did Not appear on Laugh-In
Gumby is Not Flexible
The Daily Quadruples
The Magic Toaster vs. A Claw Hammer
Chandeliers are Brie
Cut Through the Bullshit with a Knife!
Get Off my Dick, It's Sick
Venomous Wristwatch
{sung like Britany Spears} Oops, I Fucked Up Again!
Heaven's Devils
Super Glue in the Toliet
Bun Gho Lio {three cartoon teens around a dude say each word sequentially}
Repossesions? Let Guido Loan You Money!
Miracle Pancreas
Bert Convey Acted like a Fagget
Your Robot keeps Fucking my Vacuum Cleaner
Wheaties Festival
Chinchilla Tightening Machine
Stepping in Worm Piss
Enema Douches
Sonny Walkwoman
There's Urine in the Washingmachine
Poopy Fridge
Baby Swimming after Money
Zitt Vacumn {sp. intentional}
Ripping Your Bunghole Off
Vaccuummnne - Masters of Thresh Metal {sp. intentional}
Mountain Poop is Yucky!
What the H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Was That?!?
Vytorin is Not Dick Drugs!
Fecal Dryer
Paying the Bug Guy
Happy Hyundai Days
Vertizontal Shades
Flashing Blinding Sunglasses
The Butt Sausages
Bungmonkeys
Iced Penises
Worm Quintet are a Bunch of Pricks
Do Cricket Feces Chirp when they Hit the Ground?
Setting Fire to Dirty Wash
Sojournen Urine
Set Your Cocks Forward this Spring {note sp.}
Teenage Mutant Ninja Mouse Droppings
Hairy Pothead
Carbonated Hand Mixer
Captain Underwear and the Attack of the Talking Toliets
Burst Garbage Bags
Taking Out the Lamps
Binary Cock {note sp.}
Gee, Your Hair Smells like Cat Pee!
Legpit Deodouriser
Air Rottener
Liquid Accordions
Blood-Engorged Penguins Live at the Equator
Semisweet Tennies
The Rice is Crying
Radioactive Towels
Pocket Full of Semen
CDs That Perspire
She's Getting all Squeaky
Blender Cup Infection
Cummed Vacuum Bag Explosion {what happens if you vacuum sperm off red satan sheets}
Garbage Can Infuction {sp. intentional}
Dipsty Dumpster Deodourant
The Soap is Delicious
Cistern Straw
Drinking from the Urinators
Slipping on Soiled Depends
Bathtub Drain Squishee
The Mad Tromboner
And OH Gets the Square!
Band Liquidators
All "Licker" is Vile {the word "Liquor" intentionally misspelled}
Not Time for the Unbonus Square
Drink Like the Dog Does - Out of the Toliet Bowl
Inverted Studmuffins
Pr0n >=< Porn
Semisolid Dishwasher
Insufficient Postage on that Thanksgiving Card!
Kant Fule thuh Speeling Pollese {ahl werdz intenshenaly mispelt}
Crab Grass Semen
I Like Big Bugs and I Cannot Lie
Eating Used Syringes
Willard Brimhole *IS* a Queer!
Toaster Micturition
Can't Say "ING"
Spittle Police
Betraying that Pop Bottle
Goiter on your Testes
Box of Geriactric's Toys
No More Games
Testicular Waffles with Urochrome Syrup
Is William Shatner a Queer?
Turn On the "Koff" with Delsim
666 More Shopping Days until H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
The Macey's Easter Parade
Vicks Late-Defense
Cauliflower Micturition
Going Over the Nife {sp. intentional}
Uncozy Sleepwear
Smoking a Bowl in Amsterdarn
Creeping Streetlights on TV
Holiday Sataned Ham Dip
Cold Springs Cold Tub at 47.40960°F
Mike Golic is Waif-Thin!
Poaperee - Unique Gifts for Retards {sp. of "potpourri" intentional}
Job? Career? Job? Career? Job? Career? What's the Fucking Difference?!?
Can the Trajector Send Me to Juneau?
Interest in Polish Culture
Photons & Forcefields?
Rosetta Stoner!
Deodourant Duck Bone with Cheese
Violating Whole Grain
Optical Intercourse
Stop Fucking my Toaster or Corporal Antilepton will Pee in Your Hair
Viola Solo!
Flushing Goldfish Down Old Toliets
POTTY OFF, POTTY WASP!!!
Satan's Public Hair {note sp.}
Apple Flavoured Broccoli
Fire Fruitarts
Colonel Fartknocker and the Bungknockers!
Tampons in the Drinking Fountain
What's That Thing Floating in the Urinator?
My Watermelon is Squeaky
Impossibilities!!!
Get Him a Rusty Old Truck
Edison was a Fraud!
Who *REALLY* Invented the Microphone?
The Booger Eaters
Pissing in a Teapot
Ball Up Raw Meat and Throw It!
Stuffing Paper Towels down Bathtubs
PFC I. P. Freely Pisses the Bed at Sally's Boot Camp
Any Place but Here
{computerised male voice} He Eats Light Bulbs and Drinking Glasses and Poo Poo
Zefram Cochrane went to Warp 9.997 but the Bunghole Kept it a Secret!!!
Leaving a Trail of Slime in Your Wake
Boner of Contention
?CAN'T URANATE ERROR IN 65534
READY.
Shoving Busted Light Bulbs up Barney's Bunghole {"Barney" - the purple toliet dinosaur from PBS}
Baby Bop Broke Your Uncle Milton's Ant Farm {"Baby Bop" - the yellow toliet dinosaur from PBS}
Smoking in the Girl's Room!
Is Uncle Milton a Fartknocker?
Vacuuming Up Christmas Balls
Failing to Water the Tree
The Always-Ending Story
Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Peckers
Never Good at Pubic Speaking {note sp.}
I'm Full like the Wolf
Piss Christmas
Shitty New Year's Eve
Resume Your Disorder
Aqua de Pee
Stinky Yule Log Floating in the Toliet
We'll Make a Few Tweaks
Nasty Chainsaw Accident
Covering the Christmas Tree with Polyurethane
Internal Blue Alert
Contributing to the Garbage Can
Your Toaster Desecrated My Crayons
Pouring Vodka in the Christmas Tree Water Basin
That Cow is a Lezzy!
Milk in the Urinators
Alien vs. Predatory Bird
Who Uranated in the Dryer? {sp. intentional}
Skunky Gatoraide
Twist-Offs Let In More Neon
Orange Juice in the Stove
Strapping Fartknockers in Wheelchairs with No Brakes at the Tops of Hills
Have a Holly Jolly Enema, It's the Best Thing Up your Butt!
Two More Days Till Christ-mas, Sil-Ver Tree
Aaron Esurance Uses a Pink Wig!
Broken Leaking Plastic Douche Bottles
Regurgitated Colon Contents
Pukebag
If Your Website Sucks Big Walrus Cock Don't Send it to Me
Not the Vagina, the Vagina!
It's Bassackward
Contracting HIV from a Broken, Diseased Ken Doll
Stoner Steve Sparks Up 100 Bowls a Day
AVOID SPIKES
Don't Move Laterally
Why are there Paper Towels Floating in the Commode?
Soap in the Drinking Fountain
Ice Cold Beer in the Urinators
Who Has #13 On?
Betsy Wetsy has Enuresis!
Half the Time You're at the Coffeepot the Rest You're in the John!
Cum Guzzling Guttersluts
Some Bogus Pisson
Some Stupid Fucker
Downing a Glass of Urochrome
Poo Pot Makers
A Guppy Called "Wendy"
Exploding Toliet
My Oompa Loompa Became Injured
A Goldfish Called "Santa's Little Helper"
The Spatulas are Crying
Unimatrix 2,458,770
A String of Satan Bright Christmas Bulbs
Involuntary Uranation {note sp.}
Eye Kant Vacume {noat: al werds intenshonely mispelt}
Santa Flush
I Want some Fucking Trix!
Cactus Testicles
Uncle Milton's Armpit Hair Farm
Bird Fork
Battery-Powered Carrots are Deadly
Sitting on the Toliet Stroking My...SPACHELA, Spachela, spachela... {sp. intentional}
Oops!!! The Garbage Bag Busted!!!
Lizard Slotted Spoonhead
Leaking Fishtank
Beaver and Butthole How Nice! {spoken like that drill seargant-type character on the program}
Golf is for Faggets!
Where There's a Punchbowl, Somebody will Pee in It
The Garbage Broke my Wheelchair
Break Up those Boxes
Ronny Doich is a Really Douchey Douchebag!
Botched Colostomy Bag
Polygrip Test Results {as Beavis & Butt-Head might call them}
{spoken like Willard Brimhole} Check Your Blood Salt and Check it Often!
Did You Uranate in the Coffeepot? {note sp.}
Sucking Carpet Pigs Up with an Industrial Vacuum Cleaner
I Brought these Gifts for You they're Up in My Bummmm
Swauv Shampee is for Wussies
Performing Bad Magic Offstage
Yankee Leg
Who Uranated in the Eggnog? {note sp.}
Wrapped Up like a Douche Another Runner in the Night
You'll Shoot Your Eye Out, You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!
Caffienation Deactivation
A Hair on the Toliet Seat
Sally's Boot Camp Survivors
Makes You go Poo-Poo
Getting an "A" on the Polygrip Test
Uranation in the Uranator {note sp.}
Two Hot Juicy Alligator Meat Burgers
Get that Amish a Colostomy Bag!
Cut Your Tongue on a Busted Boob Tube
He Called Us {vulgar term for multiple penis vacuums}!
Yay Telephony!!! {pronounced 'tel uh FONE'ee'}
Christmas Comes just Once This Year
The Bungknockers
Public Restroom Puddle
Stargate SG-2,458,770
Ooooooooooo...Who Died in a Cantaloupe Over the Sea? SPERMJIM ROUNDPANTS!!!
Tell the Rapping Spermbags to STFU!!!
Let's Play on the Dyson Sphere
Drake & Josh Look like FAGGETS!
Catch Me if you Can, Little Meow Meow!
Aircraft Bumblebee
Ninja Micturition
Carpet Rat
{male singing} I Married my Dream Boy I Married my Dream Boy
Fighting Futons
N.F.B. (Dnabnikufesin)
Mythconfirmers
Violence Metal
The Pack isn't Back
Smash Bulbz!
Screaming Against Vengeance
Feel the Slotted Spoon
The Priests of the Devils of Syrinx
Kelp Eat Abaloney
Punch Buggy
Peeing on the Third Rail
Taking a Maternity Test for Maury
Spayed Blue Whales
Neutered Polar Bears
Uranated Water Heater {note sp.}
ATM Machine (Automatic Teller Machine Machine)
Fuck You and Fuck the Fucking Fuck Too!
The Magic Intestine
Pissing on an Electric Fence
Dammitol
Fuckitol
Mom Warned Me Never to Marry that Douchebag
Super Duper Huey
Having a Vowel Movement
It's the Meeeeeers!
Crystal (Meth) Castles
Taco Smell Makes You have Liquid Poo-Poo!
Screwitol
Fudgeitol
Fructose for the Lactose Intolerant
Peeing Out Consonants
Warp Core Breach Not in Progress
Time to be a Hero Doctor!
Who Busted the Toliet?!?
Stop Desecrating my Patio or Subcommander Testicle will Inseminate Your Cistern {toliet tank}
Stuffed-Up Bathtub Drain Hooplah
Gay Pride of Lions
Octagonal Festival
Taking a Dumpster
Wild & Out-of-Control Infants
Crying on My Stage
Triangular Rats
There's a Dead DEAD Christmas Tree, You can Smell it with Your Knee
Who's Highly Absorbent and Soaked with Cat Pee? SPERMBAG PISSPANTS!!!
Our Songs are all Earworms
You Got a Cash Mayday!
Food Fight Quest
Urine Cabbage
Money Taxi
Uranated Coffee Grinds {note sp.}
Greenteeth® Earphones
Here a Pecker, There a Pecker, Everywhere a Dr. Pecker!
Cans of Mt. Poop in the "Siggeret" Machine {sp. intentional}
I'd Like to Buy a Bowel
Buxten Disorganiser
Cellular Telephone Discharge
Forced Emesis Every Nite {sp. intentional}
Jellyfish Feces
It's All Urine, Pee-Pee!
A Regular Handbag can get Kyped
Snails that Sweat
Porno for Sperm Whales
Decibal Police
Used Breast
Hitting the Pope in the Balls with a Baseball Bat
Eight Hundred Five Eight Eight Two Three Hundred Empire Tomorrow!
Shooting Corks into Pigeon's Vents {bungholes}
Dirty & Unclear
Bird Poop Hooplah
The Rain is Crying
Get $10.00 of Unaffordable Coverage
Radioactive Waste of Bungwipe
Lose,Lose, LOSE!!!
SpongeBob Plays the Nasal Recorder
Create Learning that Sucks
Refund Disposition Loan
Peeing in Plastic Cups
Heating Used Douches in the Microwave
Custodian in a Bottle
Waste of Paper Toliets
Broken Mop Handles for Janitors
What a Urinator...I mean What a Pisser!!!
Smoke Weed...It's Good for You
This Yacht Smells like Cat Pee
Punish the Vacuum Cleaner
What's Burning?!?
Scottowels Stuffed Down Johns
Spanking the Giraffe
Popping Zits in your Bladder
Playing the Nose Flute
Radioactive Waste of Paper Towels
Cheese in the Garbage Disposal
Daniel Jackson is a Faggot
Reads like Science Fiction
Automatic Poop Throwing Machine
SpongeBob SquarePants Flunked the Maternity Test on Maury
Veemon is Not the Baby Daddy
Flamedramon {The Fire of Courage} is Not the Baby Daddy
Raidramon {The Storm of Friendship} Is the Baby Daddy
Sandy Cheeks is a Lezzy
Smash that Fucking Couch See if it Steals Your Change Again
Wheel...Of...Torture!
Dumb Stupid Douchenozzles
The Issue with the Tissue
The Distinct Sound of Cheese Being Cut
A Neighbour with some Paper
Drymon...Digivolve to...WETMON!!!
Blasting the Pants Cannon
(Crash Course in) Brane Surjurie {sp. intentional}
Ooooooooo Who Fell in a Toliet Inside the Abyss?
Smelly Hairy Peebag
San Wakeen Valley Urinator!
Renamon...Matrix Digivolve to...TOWELMON!!!
Alex Krebeck is Not a Faggot?
Raining Piss Ants & Rottenhoneybees
Oooooooo! Who Stepped in some Doody while Catching a Bus?
Who's Highly Corrosive and Soaked with Boob Pus!
Garbear {pronounced "gair'bare" like "care bear"}
Garbear {pronounced "gar'bare" like "tar bear"}
There's Coffee in that Nebula
Dragonfly Envenomation
Cornholedog
NatureDoesn'tWorks
Crop of Sugar Coke
Lactic Acid is KOOL!!!
Growth Chamber for the 6th Century
Rat Scratch Fever
These Shotglasses Don't Work
What's Wrong with My Poo?
Instant Asshole: Just Add Alcohol
Beaver Snatch
Rhino Clit
Urea Milkshake
Grendyl isn't a Monster
Take Drugs!
Smoke Pot!
Heads Mounted on Spears
Meterdevil LM-666 Satanic Meter
Pills in the Toliet
A Man Who Ate Stones
High Ho, High Ho, It's Off to the Fag Bar I Go!
Bloody Kotexes in the Cistern
A Stone that Ate Men
Cello Solo!
Tainted Nonessentials
Lead Balloons that Fly?
Fire in the Bunghole!
Sawing Off his Sack
Drinking a Steaming Hot Glass of Cat Pee
This Owl is Defective
Eagle Sextupet
There's a Product called 'Nads'?
Joes vs. Joes
Leave Me the Fuck Alone!!!
Go to H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws!!!
Oooooooo! Who Lives in a Urinal Under the Sea?
Pissblanket
Guano? Tisk Tisk!
Belltone is Conducting Research on a New Antienuresis Technology
Chantix Makes You Ralf in the Bushes
The Gospel According to Toliet
Clean Jobs
A****e C****a is Kinda Cute
But A****e C****a Sucks Ass!!!
It's Raining It's Pouring Ashes Ashes We All Fall Down
Pee You!!! Something Really Reeks!!!
Getting Straight Fs
Design It...Steal It...See It on the Runway!
Introducing...The Naked Brot...GOOOOOONNNNNG!!!
Zoe 202
Is Dale Voltz a Faggot?
Earning a D- Average in Jr. High
The KOPO Dog Sucks Toliet Muscle!
Patrick Dooley had those Big Fucking Yucky Wet Puddles Under His Arms in 7th Grade
Drink Used Radiator Fluid
Setting Paper Bags of Cats Aflame
Running Over Raccoon Doody
The Box of Enuresis
The Little Doheny!
Squidward Tennis Balls
Fis Yo Gree
WOOOOOOO!!! PARTAAAAAYYYY!!!
Cheese Made from Leggos
Eating Out of the Dustbin (garbage can)
Who the Phuck is Libbey?
Computer Monitor Sweat
Spilling Urine on your Keyboard
Dude, Pizza Fuck's New Pizza Mias are Just $310,545.00 Every Day!
Setting Fire to Smudge Pots
Potato Children {Tater Tots}
There's a Meowy Kitty Cat...You Can Hear it Where You Sat
Security Level 0
He's Got a Plastic Peebag!
New Seattle
Neiu Amsterdarn
Toliet of Destitutiuon
Lazer Galaxie {werds intenshonaly mispelt}
Terra Destroyer!!!
Positron Laser!!!
Ryan Seacrest Looks like a FAGGOT!
House Micturition
Paper Toliets Down Sink Drains
Urinal Abuse
The Stove is Sparking
Nowadays, You Got to have Plutonium
What's Wrong with my Pancreas?
I am Cornholio!
I need TP for my Bunghole!
You will Give me...All Your Caca!
A Fugly Bedroom Group!
The Cocksuckers!!!
Looking for a Quarter in a Pile of Wolf Shit
Staircase Micturition
O Barnacles!!!
Spiral Escalator
Smoking Pot May Be Hazardous To Your Steering Wheel
Seska is a Dumb Stupid Doosh {sp. intentional}
Elevator Mosaic
DNA = Doody Numnuts Asshole
Cosmo is a Fairy Baby?
{spoken like Beavis} Yeah Yeah Yeah THTOMP ON IT!!!
The Baby Fags
As Gay as an 8 Dollar Bill
As Straight as a Broken Arrow
KIK UH PHUCKING PORSELEN WALTOLIET OPH THUH WAL!!! {seen on an electronic billboard - al werdz wer intenshonely mispelt ohn itt}
Breaking Light Bulbs While They're Burning!
Crabby Patties
Changing the Garbage
What's Wrong with the Dark Bulbs?
It's Not Shampee!!!
Let's Brew some Crappy
Oranj Krush {intentionally misspelled}
Plenty Pack {intentionally spelled correctly}
Continuing Month Pack {intentionally spelled correctly}
Awwww Tartar Sauce!!!
Rhymes with Orange
All you Need is Loves!
Just Hose me Down!!!
Watering the Fire
Crocker of Shit {"Denzel Crocker": the bungsnoidial teacher from The Fairly Oddparents}
Unfoster Your Immune System
As Valuable as a Used Enema
Getting into the Army is as Easy as 3.14159...
Another Dusheebag! {sp. intentional}
Picture Perfect...NOT!!!
Broken Milk Bone
Unnabel tu Uzze uh Dickshenerry cuz Eiy Kant Spel {all words intentionally misspelled}
{sung to the tune of "I've Been Working on the Railroad"} I've Been Sittin' on the Toiiiiii-let!
Rental Car Smells like Dick!!!
Chucky Dick-Cheese's...Where a Child Can't be a Child!!!
Seagulls Bursting after Eating Alka-Seltzer
Nick at Night {the word "night" intentionally spelled correctly}
Cat in a Rectangular Six Foot Hole
Showing Up 20µS (microseconds) Late
Smoking Crack in the Boy's Room
Smoking Grass in the Girl's Room
Upright Movie Seats
Window Cornholers
Stewardess Micturition
Shooting Up in the Unisex Bathroom
Being a "Ho" in the Neighbour's Garden
Sheep-Tipping is Toxic
Not Your Average Walrus
He Went to Jagoffs!
The Fairly EvenParents
We'll Sign for you Candles
Trebuchet Hurling Old Toliet Bowls
The Average Joes
Nutcrackers for Oranges
Wet-Mop that Wall-Mounted Porcelain Urinator
Barium Enema, Baby Fags!!!
The Asshole Skateboarders
I Need Pee-Pee for my Bunghole
Using the "N" Word 
in February 
Faggot Cat
Styrofoam Crossbow
Toliet Lottery Hooplah
Running with Rusty Scissors
Oooooooo! Who lives in a toliet tank with an urchin?
Exposing Yourself to Gamma Radiation
May Your Life Bring You the Peace You Never Found in Death
Forks for Cereal
Chemtrails Cause Irregular Bladder Syndrome
There's a Fungus Among Us
"Perspiration is a Brown, Gooey Substance" {a friend of mine told me this while we were in the 6th grade}
The Papasans are Squeaky
Oooooooo! Who lives in a urinal under the sea? SpongeBob PissPants!
Who's highly toxic and soaked with cat pee? SpongeBob PissPants!
Teaspoons for Spaghetti
You put the "I" in "Fungi"
Fastgo...on the Yasgos!!!
Putting a Cup of Pop in a Pneumactic Bank Tube
Nationnarrow is Not on your Side
Barfing Up a Fece
Used Pee Stuck Under the Desk
Why is the Sky Black?
Lizard Pee
Shooting a Urinal...Boy was he Pissed!
Mermade Boy & Barnacle Man
Pee On, Pee Cockroach!!!
Employee of the Microsecond
Uranating on a Carpet Nail for Earphones {sp. intentional}
Asbestos in Obstetrics
I Want it to Stand Up to Fingerprints, Smudges...and Urinals
Say Hello to my Little Enema
As Valuable as Used French Fry Grease
Inappropriate Uranation {sp. intentional}
Guzzling Icebreakers Sours
Stay Next To...Captain Howdy!
Voluntary Uranation {sp. intentional}
Drinking Used Douches out of the Urinal
Spraying Armpit Deodouriser on your Testicles
Banging your Head against a Wall for Science
Whirlm Without a Dream
Curiosity Salted the Snail
Poo-Poo Noo-Noo
Fingerprints on Mayonnaise
Choking on a Fece
Finding some Fairly NewParents™ and Raiding their Diaper Pale
What the Barnacles?!?
We're the Flowers in the Dustbin
Now That's just Pussywhipped!!!
Leaking Bin Liners
What's Wrong with this Cantaloupe?
That Man is a PWPOSMF
Flushing the Wastepaperbasket!
Give that Amish some Escargot
Tomato with a Chef's Hat
Uranation Medication
Turnip Blood Donation
Lettuce Clogging Up a Toliet
Cucumber Wielding a Machete
Tempus Fugit
Feeling like a Total Barnaclehead
Carbide Skunk
Eating Used Poop off the Floor
Is Yesterday Pronounced "Toozday" or "Tyoozday"?
Dragonfly Adhesive Wipes
Breaking your Laugh Box
The Walls are Squeaky
Ferrule Insemination
Shiver me Timbers!
Queensferd Charcoal Darker
Pentapus on a Hot Neutronium Roof
Tamp(on) it Home
Get on the Blunderbuss
A Busted Can {the toliet muscle, not a cylindrical metal dog food container}
Urine in the Spaghetti Sauce
Going Off Half-Cocked
{spoken like Rod & Tod Flanders on The Simpsons} YAYYY!!! Imagination Yom Kippur!!!
Dog Poo Skid Marks on the Rug
The Waste Band
Stride Gum Doesn't Last Long Enuff {sp. intentional}
Clarinet Solo!!!
It's a Shitty Day for Honey Diving!
Saxons of the Firing Line
Tuba Solo
Electric Cat Urine Orchestra Pit
77 Tromboners
Urine Cherry
Gogert's Tame Ride
It's a Great Day for Dumpster Diving at Music-Vend!
Drum Sextuplet
Diving for Pearls in the Toliet
Gorfian Robots Attack Attack!!!
Growing Mould in the Coffeepot
Heck Patrol
Sonic Infant Boom
Don't Kick Over the Toliet Bowl!
There's a Plastic Cat Toliet in front of the Shitbowl
Timy Kant Shredd {sp. intentional}
The Bungsnoidial Wastoids
The Lindblad Explorers
Crusty the Clown {all words intentionally spelled correctly}
Lighting a Firecracker with a Mowhawked-Teen {a punk}
Jacob Marley can Vacuum My Inseminator! {suck my dick}
Lighting a Zippo Under the Sprinkler
I Call Rifle!
Kurmet the Toad
Squeezing the Uranation out of a Plastic Dog {sp. intentional}
How It's Broken
?UNDEF'D WHALE URINE ERROR IN 63122
READY.
?UNDEF'D URANATION ERROR IN 8192 {sp. intentional} READY.
Clean that Mop Handle!
Mop that Clean Handle!
sKOOP aWAI THATT kAT lITTRE {al werdz intenshonely mispelt; capitalisation intentional}
Roll that Die!!!
Kids Bop 2,458,770
Year of H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
The Crash Expert Dumbies
Rubber Barrier
The Used Douchenemas
Spurred by a Broken Laugh Box
Urinal Sysop
Slow Week
Looking for Hate in All the Wrong Places!
Throwing TV Sets at Cars
Spittle Detective
Looking for more Baby Poop?
Windshield Wipers of Destitution
Give That Canadian an Enema!
The Devil may Not Care
Look at that Car Crash!
That Bicycler has Great Embouchure! {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"}
Chrysalids of Cockroaches
Amazing Technique Blasts Phat
BIG SCARY LASER
DO NOT LOOK INTO BEAM WITH REMAINING EYE
The Poo-Poo Noo-Noo will Kill You!
Violet Diode Lasers of Profit
Pictures of Broken Toliets
Master of the Incandescent Light Bulbs
Fabulous Embouchure for Bass Guitarists {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"}
Vacuum Up the Poo-Poo Noo-Noo
Graveyard Shift of H8RED!
Pepsi Bottle Microscopes
The Merferator Light aka. the Unsurefire
Squidward Tortellini
Dr. Pepper Bottle 3-D Glasses
iDon't Go Poo-Poo
Time to Feed the Garbear
Sketchers Tenny Shoes Bite!
Sarah Likes to be Phist Phucked
Kellog's Grab & Stay Cereal Packs
Ahhhhh!!! Right in the Beak!!!
Throwing a Cicada Down a Manhole
Recycling Toliet Paper in the Dishwasher
I Think Someone Needs an Enema
Stubbing your Toe for Science
Using the Wastepaperbasket as a Uranater {sp. intentional}
Bowling for Kotzebue
Taking a Dump in the Marinator
Cars of Jesus
Golfing for Nome
A-koo-chee-moya...We are Far from the Penile Implants of our Ancestors
Vaigra is Not Dick Medication {note sp.}
Get Out of Here You Stupid Dumb Animal!!!
Getting a Charley Horse for Medical Reasons
Committing Aggravated Violent Thought
Clips to the Wasteband
Mouldy Urine in a Cup
Taking a Bath in the Marinal Chamber
Incendiaryinsect {"firbug"}
Cherries Don't Grow from Cisterns
Squidward with a Lampshade on his Head
{imitating Bart Simpson} Yaaaayyy!!! Garbage Angels!!!
Using the Marinal Chamber as a Toliet
Money Doesn't Grow Under Mattresses
Garbageinsect {"litterbug"}
A-koo-chee-moya...We are Shockingly Close to the Boners of our Grandfathers
Squidward's a Faggot
Used Beetle Grubs (larvae) in your Favourite Chair
Something's Rotten in {insert country of choise here}
Used Dog Pee on the Sidewalk
O TARTAR SAUCE!!! I Tripped Over a Toliet Pipe!!!
There are Anacondas in our Pants!
Axe Us About the Bloody Ask in the Trunk!
Milking those Squeaky Mouses!
Polly Wants a High Colonic!!!
The Hirogen are Enemabags
Receiving a "Dear Toliet" Letter
Look at the Puppy...Isn't He Cute? {sound of urine splashing onto carpeting}
O BARNACLES!!! The Sink's Clogged!
Squidward So So Loves those Gays...You can Hear him While He Plays {he plays the clarinet; rather badly though}
Brats Unfashion Undesigner {"brats" intentionally spelled correctly}
Barium Enema Baby Fag!!!
Tu Thuh Slotterhaus {al werdz intenshonely mispelt}
Logan (from Zoey 101) Looks like a FAGGOT!
There's the Garbear!!!
Toliet {intenshonely mispelt}
Tiolet {intenshonely mispelt}
Toilet
Terlet
Tolet {intenshonely mispelt}
This Urinal Earth
But We Sang the F.U.N. Song!
The Killing Game
Destroying a Piano
The Violin's Flooded
"Siggeret" Lighter/Flashlight/Dildo Combination
Designer Underware
Bag of Cat Turds
Pissing Plastic Dogs
Pikachu Looks like a Homo
The Play Dough Octopus is So So Gay, You can Smell it While you Spay!
Infantile Geritol Teepz
Flushing the Shampoo
Horton Hears a Douchebag
Pissing into a Mailbox
Alascum
Sadness is a Cold, Dead Kitten
Piss Off, Piss Damselfly
It's All Fun & Games until Somebody Loses a Wiener
Hudson Horstachio is a Urine Wingless Hymenoptera
Kalifornication
Pissing your Pants to Study Incontinence
You're a Stinky Stinky Sea Star
My Little Blue Whale!My Little Blue Whale! {sung to the "My Little Pony" jingle}
That Urinal is So, So Clean, You can Feel it with your Baleen
Uranating into a Beer Bong {sp. intentional}
{robotic computer voice} He Has Crabs on his Balls & Penis
{robotic computer voice} He Eats the Crabs on his Balls & Penis
Talking About the Pissinary Tract...Is Something We Should All Do with Tact
Fish Paste!!!
Urine Mailbox
Fecal Oven
The Seminiferious Bungsnoidial Wastoids
Are Mermaids Lezzies?
Reeling In a Sea Turtle
That Toliet Bowl is So So Icky, You can Hear it with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Son of a Diddly!!!
Ehhh Doodlebugs!!!
Leonardo Da Vinci is So So Cool, You can Hear him with your Stool!
The Doodlebug is a Not So Cool-O-Bug
Wilted Lettuce for the Easter Rabbit
Guzzling Sour Cow Lactation
To Err is Human; To Really Fuck Up Requires a Computer
The Power's Out so the Shitbowl Won't Flush?!?
Why Buy the Milk When the Cow is Free?
Spiriva is Deadly Shit!!!
Taking a Bath...of Evil
Alaskan Bull Worm
Bottom Line
Leave Me the Fuck Alone!
Gimme All Your H8ing!!!
Well, La De Fucking Da!
Max & Ruby Fuck Like Rabbits?
This is Not a Test of the EBS
Drunk with Power, Go Take a Shower
Are You Ready Baby Fags?
You Blasted Barnaclehead!!!
Hurthouse 884
The Robot has been Neutralised
Using Our Spacesuits as Defecators
Nightmare Ride
How'd You Get so Crazy?
We're Going to Die Full of Pee
I Seen it on the Tee Vee
No One Would Believe Me
Enuresis Cursor
Dynamite Camel
Hockey Puck Perspiration
Come Right Back with More!
Pissie the Golden Urinal Dinosaur
How It's Destroyed!
I Fed the Garbear...But I Did Not Feed the Squeaky Rat! {sung to the tune of "I Shot the Sheriff"}
The Blue Toliet Deodouriser Cakes
Yucky Wet Foot Puddles
Big Macs for Acid Reflux
Urine On, Urine Paper Wasp!
Chinchilla Answering Machine
You're Calling me a Fruit?
The Borg...Party Poopers of the Galaxy
Airplane Lavatory Micturition
It's My Money, and I'll Never Need It!
Backsassing Bed
Turn Off the Door and Lock the Light
Subroutines are Brie
{spoken in a deep, evil male voice} Run, Run, Run!!! I Am Sinifag!!!
{spoken in a deep, evil male voice} Run Hero!!!!
{spoken in a deep, evil male voice} I Hunger, Hero!!!
Mariposa...The Butterfly Faggots!!!
Coloring Hard-Cooked Unfertilised Bird Larvae and Giving them to a Rabbit in Late-March {Phew!!! Was that a long band name or what?}
We All Live in a Yellow Subroutine {sung to the tune of "Yellow Submarine"}
The Easter Rabbit is So So Queer, You can Hear it while you Steer
Targ Manure!!!
Camel Urine? Tisk, Tisk!
Baconator Sounds like Urinator
An Environmental Seal has been Compromised!
Gary, Shame on You!
Ballad of Marshall Douchebag
This Lesson is Terminated
Almost like we Knew what we were Doing!
Range Hood Insemination
Production has Ended
Pothead Scotthead
Urinal Fizz
That Krackor Roxorz! {sp. intentional}
Toliet Pipe Defecator
165 Watt Gas Motor
Talaxian Maturation Compartment
The Krenim are Bungholes!
Who Pissed in the Shampee?
Halogen Drill Bit
What's Wrong with the Vinculum?
Screaming Coffee Stane
The Gould are Stupid Dumb Bungholes!
Steam with Grease Particles
The Shampoo Killer
Stepping in Rusty Razor Blades
Swimming in Busted Glass for a Dollar Bill
I Hate Sushi!!!
Puking in the Bushes
You're an Asshole Yesterday!
You're an Asshole Tonight!
I Need Rollios for my Bunghole!!!
The Noo-Noo Economy
So Fun to Plunge, Vacuum, Crunch!
Nickelodeon KCA 2063
Shockwave Concrete Truck
Giving Away a Crane
Push Me, Pull You!
Getting a Lesson in the Hard Stuff
18-Wheeler Micturition
Getting a Twerpectomy
Mad Max at Urine Dome
Making a Boom Boom in your Depends
?UNCONTROLLABLE ENURESIS ERROR IN 40959
READY.
Flying the Gay Little Styrofoam Helicopter
Shredding like you've Never Shredded Before!
Suitcase Perspiration
Being Sceptical about Sceptics
Species 5618
Ass On!!! Apply Directly to the Toliet Muscle!!!
N0rm41 H!ghL0w
Paree, the City of Dark
I'd Like to Buy a Consonant Please!
Disorder in the Court!
Gas Oven Defecation
The Monkey Starship Fund
The Waste is a Terrible Thing to Mind
Opening the Bicycle Window
The Kitty Cat Made a Boom Boom on the Carpet
Luminous Spandex Pants {from a Raven song}
Sugar Honey Frosted Puffs
Salted Vinegar Lye Puffs
Filling Out the Ravioli in Triplicate
This Creature has an Exoskeleton
The Rent is 
Through April
Blasting a Dookey for Science {"dookey" is a slang term for urine or pee}
STOP! Or I'll Stuff Scottowels down the Urinator!
Invisible Guillotine
The Paper Swords
Cut Off my Armpiece
One Must Live Wild
Combine Odours for So Many Years
Now Two is Reduced to One
When Your Clock is Up
Leper Christ
Embouchure of the Cistern {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"}
He's a Dillweed!
It's the End of the World as We Know It!
Finding a Cat Fece on the Rug
Squeaky Creatures {living sanitary napkins?} with Wings
Stepping in a Used Dog Fece on the Lawn
Boiling a Pot of Ketchup
A Toliet Roll in Liquid Neon
I am Dyslectic of Brog. You will be Asslaminated. Resistors are Fertile.
Dyeing Fraaglz {note sp.}
Electronic Skunk Cookie
I See the IC
Capt. Cig Hanson of the Southeastern
Eat Spatula and Die!!!
Annika Hansen is Hot...For a BORG!!!
So Difficult a Robot Couldn't Do It
When Worlds Collide
Going Past the Gates of Grethor
Forgetting How to Make Krabby Patties
Digi Modify!!!
You Bent my Spatula
That's Totally Unfair!
NINEHOURRRRRRS!!!
Phear the Krabby Patty!
?ILLEGAL DEFECATION ERROR IN 53248
READY.
Jumping out of a Helicopter While Full of Urine
Strawberry Lumps
The Perspiration Jump
My Lil' Enemabag
Armpit Uranation {sp. intentional}
Yo Dawg, Let's Go Break some Light Bulbs Yo!!!
Stomping on Dirty Douchebags
They Ate their Yogos Too Quickly
Drivers with Bad Embouchure {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"}
Reclamation of Broken Toliets
Instrumentation of Nuclear Weapons
Give Me those Soil Reclamators!
Charlie Wilson's Peace
Is a Nub like a Crapweasel?
O Twinkle Twinkle Patrick Star
Piss You What's that Horrible Smell?!?
Salmon Swimming Upstream through your Toliet Pipes
Rhymes with "Mould Mereal"
Dry Cleaning our Uvulas
Uranium Micturition
Disinfecting our Eyeballs
Molten Pistachio Ice Cream
We Aren't Greenhorns
What's Wrong with my Poo?
Shame On You!!!
Pray...For...H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
Assume the Fecal Position
What's Wrong with my Prostrate? {sp. intentional}
Yes, we have no cow piss {milk}
The Stinking Gun
Autourination Financial
T-O-L-I-E-T Toliet Bowl!!! {sp. intentional} {sung to the "Hotwire.com" jingle}
Cockroach Resort Suite
Blowing EAROMS for Fun & Profit
Assume the Pole Position™
The Burning Tobacco-Using Firearm
My Poo is Deformed!!!
What's Wrong with my Peanut?!?
The Surfactant is Flat!
That Beer is a Liar
Don't Feed the Squeaky Mouses!
Give that Amish a Douche
Squeaky Porch Clocks
Perhaps the Code is Incorrect
Bad Titmouse!!! Shame on You!!!
Oooo, Certified Honeybuns!
Pasghetti & Meattesticles {sp. intentional}
Horse Pig {mounted police officer}
I Say...Minimum Effort, Maximum Dave
Electronic Booger Detector
Shaving with Rusty Gillettes
I'm Not your Superhero!
We Shall Not Speak of this Agane! {sp. intentional}
You Insult Our Ways!
Easy, Stick Boy!
The Poo-Poo Noo-Noo Ordered the Poo-Poo Platter
Bessie Higgenbottom Looks like a Lezzie
His TC is Too Low
Get Off your High Horse & Come to the Party
Salty Pit Drippings
Make Yourself Invisible
Hard Stool? Try Docusate!
Cigerette Lighter Chopper
Battery Poop
Capacitance Destructor
Spring is a Rusty Time!
Bloody Asshole - er...uh... BODY & SOUL
Stepping in Bug Doody
Leif Ericsson Day
IJLSA {International Justice League of Super Acquaintences}
?SYNTAX ERROR IN THE TOLIET
READY.
It is Wrong to Beat Off Nature
Be My Musical Idiot
Practise Makes Imperfect
Drowning in the Gene Pool
Weed Whack-Off
Madman at the Wheel
Got my Foot Pinned to the Floor
The Gigantic Underarm Sweat Puddles Band
Igniting a Petroleum Product at Zero Hundred Hours
555 Days of F.L.A.R.G.
Remote-Controlled Urinator Spud Valve
Go To Heli!!!
Bathtub Beer
Loser Boomerang
Flat Bowling Pins
Put the Brown Thing in the Round Thing
Urinous Confetti
Flat Tyre Beer
Chase {from Zoey 101} Looks like a Faggot!
Giving the Dog a Spanken!!!
Toothy TV
Getting Pancreases Willy Nilly
Spanking Drinking Straws with Plastic Flashlights
Ektachrome Defecation
Click on the Megaphone
Nocking Over Ten Pins with a Heavy Pyramid
Time Captains
Super C-Straps
Super C-Sections
Liking this Chud
www.crockerofshit.wand
Going to Glove World to Ride "The Fiery Fist 'O Pain" {the roller coaster on the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Roller Coward"}
Neptune's Trousers!
Seeing the Dentatron
That Window Glass is So So Dirty, You can Feel it with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Slice These Vegetables Transversely in 5mm Increments
Money Talks, Bullshit Walks
Overactive Apocrine Glands
Underactive Eccrine Glands
Banned from Bikeenie Bottom {sp. intentional}
Unflushed Urinator
Unstruck Match
"Fuck" is Not a Toliet Word...NOT!!!
Unfinished Demo
It's a BAD Word!!!
Dingleberry Soup
Shit on a Stick
Shit on a Twirly Stick
Finger Eating Good™
Itchy and Q-Ball would make a Great Couple...if they were 5!!!
The Ass Doilies {toliet seat covers}
Ruining your Evening
Bungholes are Not Just on Kegs
Cockroaches that Stomp Back!
Fishy Animal Control Officers
The Public Took right To You, like Flies to a Pile of Shit!
Like Mould on a Shower Curtain
Thudocity
Not a Pińata, a PiNOTa!
You Broke my Toy(let)
Gary who Eats Fungus
The Violet LED will Bring You Scientific Technical Mystery and Emergency Light
{seen on an actual spec sheet for a NUV LED from China}
Snail-Slow Unracer
Off-Demand
Waiting for the Rinse Cycle
Cat Needles
Some Fungi Among I
Left in the Wilderness
Harder to Get Rid Of than Cockroaches
Lasting More than a Single Day
As Tough as Sandy Cheeks?
Chipmunk Saliva
Out Here it's Eat or Have an Enema
O Bother, Where's the Massengill brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Douche?
Duuuuuuude, Where's my Toliet?
Learnatorium Sounds like Creamatorium Sounds like Vomitorium Sounds like Defecatorium
Time to Take a Nappy Wappy {from the Fairly OddParents™ episode "Baby Face"}
GARY THE SNAIL!!!
Silly Rabbit, Tricks are for Hoars!
Lye-Filled Butt Plugs
Timy Kant Spel {sp. intentional}
The Douched Moose
Nonstinging Yellowjackets
Urinated Potatoes
The Sassy Dominatrixes
Cold Dogs
The Innocent Piss Ants
Dragonfly Defecation
By the Power of Neptune!!!
Squidward, the Unfriendly, Downright NASTY Ghost
Premenstrual in Pink
The Ass Mallets
Ass Hammer
Shut Up Fartknocker!!!
TP For Your Bunghole
Double Inverted Nad Twist
Sneezing in the Salad Bar of Death
The Unphlushed Urinators
The Lypozeme Experience Project
The Talking Cheese is going to Preach to Us
Answering Questions Incorrectly
The Cab is Clogged
Poo-Poo Noo-Noo-Noo-Noo-Noo Week
Spiriva Kills Old Folks Dead!
Quick, Reactivate the Cenotaph!!!
Smashing a Ukelele after a Song
Overwork that Greenhorn!
Spitting Molten Foodstuff at You
The Campfire Song Song
The Sea Bear Attack!!!
Spilling Bong Water in the Couch
Austria Endless!!!
Zit Columbarium
Cannonball Enema
The Nick Two Million Four Hundred Fifty Eight Thousand Seven Hundred Seventy
Taking a Dump in the Cistern
Urinous Toliet Tank
www.FairiesArePhoney.wand
Honey, the Dryer's Flooded Again!
Uranated Asphalt {note sp.}
Sweating in the Bushes
The Urinator Phell on my Pheat! {sp. intentional}
It's All Clabbered Up
Have Another Horn {my older brother used to call a can of beer a "horn"}
Did I Leave the Stove On? {from the Viva Pińata episode "The Fudgetive"}
For Every Punchbowl there's Somebody who Wants to Pee in it.
This Vomitorium Saturn
Clapboard Prison
The Shrivelled-Up Penises
That R/C Helicopter is as Attractive as an Insect
Look! A Penny!!!
Lighted Cigerette Stubs Melt a Wax Wall Urinator
Douching your Eyes Out with Warm Wolf Pee
Disengaging from the Unicomplex
What's that Fucking Noise?!?
Just Get Out of Here you Stupid Dumb Animal!!!
Unwish the Wish!!!
STOP!!! Or I'll Leave the Washingmachine Unflushed!!!
Unblow the Blown LED
Uncutting that Paper
Cucaracha
That Urinator is So So Clean, You can Smell it with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
My...My...My...SHOES, What do you Mean?!?
Supersoaker Filled with Pee
The Number Bed
Double-Headed Dildo Filled with Hydrofluoric Acid
Absofuckinglutely Zero
Strangers Coming to your Home Spraying Poison
Radiometer of Chemistry Sets
Getting a Comb-Under
Failing your Piss Test
Soulja Boy...Made of Clay...Now an Empty Shell!!!
Smoking Under the Smoke Alarm
Magnet Pointing Toward a Light Bulb Base
Pee You What's that Horrible Flavour?
The McDonald's Flea Jumping Over a Toliet Pipe
The Doughnut of Shame
The Suliban are Enemabags!!!
Flushing Used Douches Down the Toliet
Patricia is No Lady!
Stabbing the Fire Alarm with a Screwdriver
Disinfecting our Uvulas
What Are You, a Faggot of Some Kind?
I Think We Need to Take Showers
The Toliet Bowl is Still Unflushed After Taking 47 Dumps
The Chalice of Mome {"mome" pronounced like "mommy"}
Toliet Paper that Leaves Your Fingers Besmudged with Feces
Onions and Unions---That's the Problem!!
The Nematoads {sp. intentional}
The Oxygen Thieves
We're a Total Waste of Bungwipe!!!
Somebody Farted in the Projector Room
For the Love of Neptune!
I'm Ready to Strike...GORGON!!!
That Song Makes Me like Wanna...Nock Something Over!
Getting a Double Wandectomy
Making Shiny Dog Urine
Lose $$$ When you Switch
Goodbye, Nationnarrow?
Turd Polisher
Do You Want some ABC Gum?
Looking like Fartknockers
Pathetique Klown {sp. intentional}
Wet's Go Take Care of You...Wet's Go...Wet's Go...I Gotta Stop Tawking Wike This!!! {from the Fairly OddParents™ episode "Fairly OddBaby"}
Night Sequence Complete {female computer voice from Enterprise-D}
Pre-Dawn Sequence Complete {female computer voice from Enterprise-D}
Dawn Sequence Complete {female computer voice from Enterprise-D}
Sunrise Sequence Initialising {female computer voice from Enterprise-D}
Cat Emitting a "Don't Fuck with Me" Meow
Cleaning a Wall-Mounted Porcelain Urinator with a Toothbrush
Whinney the Poo {note sp.}
Deoxyribonucleic Acid
We're Just a Bunch of Ugly Pricks
Defy Diarrhea!
Beaver & Butthole How Nice!!!
Piddle On What you Want To
Paying an Innocent Visit to a Deathtrap
11,498°
Bringing the Fairies Pain
Awww, Circus Peanuts!!!
Bad Cow! BAD COW!!!
Deadly Piss Ants
The Grand Proxy
Destroyer of Life...EMO!!!
Packing Fudge for Fun & Profit
A Bunch of Pant-Loads
Breaking Light Bulbs for Christ Sakes
24 is my Age and 22 is my Gauge
The Party Switch is in the "ON" Position
Stay Away...From Captain Howdy!
Captain Howdy's a Pedo!
Enemabags Filled with Battery Acid
I've Got a Special Power
I'm No Ordinary Dude!
Poop Chute Cleaner
Skidding Out on the Hershey Highway
It's Much Easier than you Think, to Drain your Lizard in the Sink
The Dirty Bubble has Awesome Surface Tension
Growing a "Rat Tail" in 2063
Like Money in the Wastepaperbasket
Dri Bole {sp. intentional}
The Busted Rubbers
That Microwave is So, So Clean, You can Feel it with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! {as exclaimed like Denzel Crocker, that asshole teacher from The Fairly Oddparents™}
The Leaking Garbage Bags
Drinking Boob Pus {yucko!!!}
Maximum Higgentolietmuscle Week
Punching Ourselves in Our Noses
Nasal Tampons
We're a Bunch of Pantywastes
You're In Sample {say rapidly several times in quick succession}
Vulcans get Blood Fever; Romulans get Urine Fever
Jellyfish Comrades
Get On your High Horse & Leave the Party
The Dynamic Mode Converters
Duotronic Bloody Axe Wound
Blackened, Smelly Sponges
SpyBob UrinePants
Selling Coke Made out of Ajax {without the little blue things}
Cutting (Free)base
I Need a Double Wandectomy...STAT!!!
{spoken in a monotone computer voice} He Shoots Up Urine with Dirty Needles!
Finding High School Dropouts
You Are a Piece of Crap
Blowing Walltoliets off the Wall with M1000s
Using M80s to Destroy Mailboxes
Stuffing M1000s in Bus Tailpipes
Shooting Roman Candles into Open Windows
Flushing Lighted Cherry Bombs Down Toliets
Inserting Lighted Seal Bombs into Barney's Bunghole
Blasting a Dookie for Christ Sakes
Urinator Buddy™
Bathtub Buddy™
Sink Buddy™
Toliet Buddy™
Peeing in a Closet
What Happened to the Light Bulbs?
Slipping on a Banana Peeling
L8r Sk8r!!!
The Negachin is So So Black, You can Smell him with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Houseplant Assassin
Pecker Griffin Acts like a Queer
Getting Cooties from a Leper
Wall-E Looks like a Queerbate
Toliet Tank Infection
The Boy Who was Raised by Bees Acts like a Homo
Embouchure of the Drinking Fountain {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"}
Micturition of the Desktop Wastepaperbasket
Deadly Walkman
That Ghetto Blaster is So So Shiny, You can Feel it with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
We're Going to Glove World!
I Don't Feel Tardy
Go to the Sk8Park
Riding "The Mitten" at Glove World!
Do You Have to Go Potty?
The Poo Poo Noo Noo Made a Boom Boom in his Diaper
Paying a Visit to the Dentatron
Alaskan Blubberhound
The Jerkinators
Potty You What's that Horrible Smell?!?
Tinkle You What's that Horrible Smell?!?
Pee You What's that Horrible Smell?!?
Urine You What's that Horrible Smell?!?
Whiz You What's that Horrible Smell?!?
Piddle You What's that Horrible Smell?!?
That Golf Club has Fantastic Embouchure {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"}
Sour Balloon Smell
Flushing the Hose Bib
Douching Out the Dipsty Dumpster
Peeing in the Refrigerator
The Voyager Crew Dying in a Mutara-Class Nebula
Taking a Dump in the Litterbox
Eat and Forget
Floor Lamp Lacrimation
Tulip Sweat
Stepping on Click Beetles for Christ Sakes
Tastes like Sheetrock
Miracle Small Intestine
Shooting Old or Used Bowling Shoes
Salivated Wall
Cicada Micturition
Swallowing Plutonium from Broken Bowling Balls
Squashing Atlas Moths for Pete Sakes
I Will Not Comply
Bowling Ball Insemination
The Uranated Tomatoes {note sp.}
Hello , Buy You a Drink?
Virgo Toliet Paper
Fuh-Fuh-Fuh-FOO-LUSSSSHHHHHH!!!!
Slipping in Horseradish Sauce
Telephone Cuttledge
Cheating to Pass a Urine Test
There's a Hooty Hooty Owl, You can Smell it with your Cowl
Side Effects May Include Brain Perspiration, Underarm Micturition, Bladder Revulsion, Gastric Odour, Ulcerated Axillae, and Death.
Christmas Comes just Once this Year!
As the Earth Behind You Reeks
Diving into the Pool Urinal-First
The Sebaceous Cysts
Deodouriser Duckbone with Cheese
The Rug Surgeons
Stanley Steamer {note sp.}
Superman Destroying a Urinal
Hairdryer Emesis
Drinking Used Enemas from the Urinator
Not the Prom, the Prom!
Subaru Heavy Metal Box
The Sissy Sticks {"sissy stick" is what a drinking straw is often called in gay bars}
Stomping on Cicadas for Christ Sakes
Those Mail Receptacles on the Sidewalk Look like Gigantic Blue Urinators
Computer Mouse Lacrimation
Satan Destroying a Stovepipe
Uranation of the Toliet {sp. intentional}
Mowing Down that Mailbox
Imitation Butter Dispensers
Swatting at Dragonflies for Heaven Sakes!
Time to Feed Him, Time to Feed Him, Now it's Pookie's Feeding Time (sung to the tune of "Clementine")
Female Lavatory Lactation
Eating Snailpo for Fun & Profit
Spatula Feces
Shove *THIS* in your Face!
This Gizmo is Faster
I Declare Patty War!!!
Drier than Three Hells
Be a Kidsbop Black Hole! {sp. intentional}
Deep-Frying Krabby Patties for Pete Sakes
Barbie Stealing a Bank Card
Smashing Fungus Gnats for Christ Sakes
It's 6:29. Do you Know Where Your Pecker Is?
Breeding Mosquito Larvae for Heaven Sakes
Chet's Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire
Jack F. Rost Snipping Off Your Nose
There's a Cookie in the Washingmachine
Coffee Grinds in the Wall-Mounted Porcelain Urinator
King Neptune Destroying a Cistern {toliet tank}
Rotten Tomato Juice in a Coffee Cup
Febreze Air Rottener
Getting Stung by the Cheerios Bee
Maggots in the Pantry
A Flea in Her Helmut {sp. intentional}
Snipping Off our Urinals
Half the Time You're at the Coffeepot The Rest You're in the John
Drink like the Dog Does...From the Toliet!
I Got an Email
Drinking Skunk Milk
Uranated Bricks in the Wastepaperbasket {note sp.}
Disposable Amoebas
Hitting Cabbage Butterflies with Baseball Bats for Crying Out Loud
Feel the Serving Fork
Piss You!!! That Milkshake Reeks!!!
Snipping Off Our Toes to Spite Our Feet
Disposable People
Ladybugs are Brie
Science Director on Ventax II
Stacking the Deck in the Gin-Rummy Game
Disposable Elephants
I Spell "Knife" with an "N"
Don't Give Them what they Want
You're In the Way!!!
Synthetic Scotch, Synthetic Commanders
We're Being Hailed by the Borg
Some Fartknocker Stole my Underwear!
Eating Goliath Beetle Grubs {larvae} for Pete Sakes
Plankton's a Bungknocker
SpongeBoob JismPants
King Neptune Destroying a Urinal
Wearing Chum Bucket "Bucket Helmuts" {note sp.}
Barbie Wearing a Training Bra
Uranation of Fire Hydrants {note sp.}
Krabby Patty Disease
Stomping on Swallowtail Butterfly Chrysalids for Christ Sakes
Chitty Chitty Bang {GUNSHOT!!!}
Finding some Fairly NewParents™ and Flushing their Toliet
Breaking a Window for Crying Out Loud
Reading a Digital Clock in a Mirror
Clubbing Baby Urinals?!? WHAT THE FUCK?!?
Stabbing Praying Mantids for Heaven Sakes
Uranated Showerhead {note sp.}
Suds & Surprise Cabbage Patch Kids
Getting Malaria from Faucet Handles
Flushing Away Telephones for Christ Sakes
Teacher, Leave those Kids Alone!!!
Defoliating the Skin
Damselfly Insemination
Running Over Doodlebugs for Crying Out Loud
Lye Puffs are Lye-A-Riffic!
Flushing Baby Turtles Down Toliets
Moon Rocks of Fury
Stomping on Doodlebugs for Christ Sakes
Kes is Back...and Boy is She Pissed!!!
Drake Parker Wrecking a Dune Buggy
Getting a Brain Scan for Pete Sakes
That's Dorky!!!
Flush the Fucking Toliet, Dooshbag!!! {sp. intentional}
Salivation of Computer Mouses
Money in the Sea for Heaven Sakes
Grass in the Radiator Grille
You're Flamed...er...uh...FIRED!!!
Blowing Up Electrolytic Capacitors for Crying Out Loud
Stay Out of Our Dreams!!!
Don't...Touch...Anything!
Smashing Open Bowling Balls for Christ Sakes
Elevator of Dume {sp. intentional}
Taking the Dirty Bubble Challenge
Going Jellyfishing for Pete Sakes
Buying Moon Sand to Eat
Being a Goofy Goofy Goofy Goofy Goober
www.muzzyadults.cum
Shannon Loves Freddy
Peeing on Piss Ants for Christ Sakes
Breaking a Window While Shooting a Porn Video
That's "Tennis Balls"...eagh..."TENTACLES!!!"
Unlucky Charms
When the Falcon's Away, the Rats will Play
Stomping on Cockroach Egg Cases for Heaven Sakes
Rotting Apple vs. Cinnamon Stick
Cantaloupe Under the Ocean
Setting Fire to a Root Cellar for Christ Sakes
Is That a Flashlight in your Pocket or are You just Small like That?
Camel Pee in a Cup
Kicking Down a Door for Pete Sakes
Merry Sniffmas!
The Worstiest Week Ever {sp. intentional}
"Peggy" the Pirate
We'll Be your Disloyal Crew {you can tell by a lot of these band names that I watch a lot of SpongeBob SquarePants on the boob tube}
Rock Top
Don't Clicket or Don't Ticket
More Higgentolietmuscle than you can Shake a Stick At
Remembering a Baby Cow
Piss You What's that Horrible Odour?!?
Jail Bars made of Marshmallow
Flushing Rocks down Toliets for Christ Sakes
Superman Destroying a Bathtub
Beating Up Beanbag Chairs for Pete Sakes
Hit It with Motor Oil
Breaking Light Bulbs for Heaven Sakes
The Dog Pissed on the Rug Again
What the Phuck is "OMG"?!?
Used Raccoon {vulgar term for feces} on the Sidewalk
He's Got Stankfoot
Used Squirrel Pee Under the Tree
His Shorts are Too Tight - You can See His Inseminator!!!
Used Starfish Excretions Under the Rock
The Doughnut of Shame
Is C3PO a Robot ?
Everything's Not Shipshape!
The Crusty Plate is Indestructible
Hari Kari
Kamakazi
Auf Wiedersehen
Diet of Garbage Food
Flamedramon's a Queerbate
Drake Parker has a Rash
Eating a Doodle Cake
Black Metal
It's Neutronium, Dammit!!!
Not the Remote, the Remote
Porche {from "The Mighty B"} Sounds like a Lezzy
Stuck in Your Craw
Funkyvillage
Jitterbug-O-Rama
Eternal Garbage of the Dirty Soul
Absorbent and Yellow and Soaked with Rat Pee
Riding the Little Bus {the "little (school) bus" is usually ridden in by retards}
Conducting Wastepaperbasket Inspections
Respect the Badge
Fear the Gun
Out Here it's Eat or Drink Douches
Crickets Chirping at Noon
Photograph Lactation
The Krusty Kabbage
Gwen has Chicken Pox
Socer Mother's Minivan
Yucky Legpit Puddles
Drinking Dog Water
Superhero Sidekick
Leave the Wheel Listener's Club
Aww She's a Brick...Shithouse!!!
She Stomps at Night
Chewing Juicy Fag Gum
Touch but Don't Move
Polly Want a Used Douche!
Alligator Hockey
Raptor Baseball
Stewie's Got a Boyfriend!!!
You Will Always Be My Safe Business!!!
iCan't Go Diarrhea
Dress for Jub Jub Jub Jub Jub Jub Bub
Pray...For...H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws!
That Clogged Toliet Rulz!!!
Yeah, Stomp on It! Kick It!
Finding a Letter or Three
The Dog Drinks Fleet brand Disposable Enemas
A Matter of Timer
SEIU is Pussywhipped!
I'd Like to Buy a "G"
Selling a Dirty Towel
My Dog Has Cicadas
Santa Clause Flushing a Toliet
Bird Spoon
Hexagonal Giraffe
Cornflake Festival
Chipmunk Serrated Knife
Everything that Comes Out of this Flashlight is either Urine or David Hasselhoff
Priceful Family Airlume {sp. intentional}
Dog Fork
Buy Goalbond {sp. intentional}
Lose a Turn!
Pinching a Loaf in the Toaster
I Live in a Mop
Dying for Pie
No Ifs, Ands, Or Asses...My Family's Got Glasses
Imitation "Krab" Meat Going Bad {sp. intentional}
Starfleet Nugget
Squidward Destroying a Urinal
Squilliam Destroying a Bejeweled Toliet Paper Holder
Calling the Cops for Christ Sakes
Getting a Double Twerpectomy for Wayne Sakes
Suds & Surprise Garbage Pale Kids {Potty Scotty gets thrown
into the shitbowl along with a generous squirt of dish soap}
"The Battle of Panthatar" is Just Fucking Pussywhipped!
As Is!!!
Carmelising a Chicken McNugget
Get the 8 Ball!!!
Eating Swallowtail Butterfly Caterpillars {larvae} for Christ Sakes
There Goooes...The Crimson Chin!
Putting Ketchup on Rice Crispies
Like a Monster Crossing the Hudson River...STOMPING!
Piddle You What's that Horrible Feel!
Superman Destroying a Sewer Pipe
Setting Fire to Mosquito Wrigglers {larvae} for Christ Sakes
Why Can't You See the River from Riverview Park?
Lyrics Websites Destroying a Computer
Fergy Wants to Get Shot from the Cannońata
Getting Addicted to Pak Rat for Pete Sakes
Fixing Dinner Because it's Broken
{spoken in a nearly monotone computer voice} Squeeze Boobs!
Fishbulb
Why Do the Curtains Smell like Piss?
We're Just Potheads {pronounced "poa'THEEDS}
Burying Dung Beetles for Christ Sakes
Swiffer...Digivolve to...DUSTMON!!!
Side-Effects of Meloxicamedia May Include Axillary Micturition, Bladder Revulsion, and Hepatic Hemmorhage
Batman Destroying an Antenna Array
Flushing Christmas Bulbs Down the Toliet
Remote-Controlled Vomitorium
Shrek Sweat
Kid Dirtee {sp. intentional}
This Offer *IS* Available in Stores
Mr. Crabs Floating in the Toliet {sp. intentional}
Going to a Fishuneral
Splenic Lavage
Cloning Winona Ryder's Poop
Happy Happy Halloween, Sil-Ver Shamrock!!!
Eu de Toliet {sp. intentional}
Call the Glass Doctor He'll Fix Your Pain {note sp.}
Don't Wanna Lie like My Fence Does
Kick Start & Turn Me Over
We Aren't the Robots!
Taking a Shower in Hot Elephant Pee
Reflection is Automatic
The Buttlords
Rat Oblivion
The Potty Song
Penile Detergent
Bleeding Socks
Hooray for Mylar!
Mounted Police
Horse Pigs
When Good Pet Doors...Go BAD!
Disintegrating Keychain Flashlight
Who's the Late Turd Burglar?
Dropping a Stool in the Pool
Ogre Micturition
NO, Baby!!!
Legpit Underwear Pads
Cold Water Slime
Sysop Sweat
Laser Nebulae
Twisted Brother
Black Floyd
Neutering a Picture Tube
Venomous Poison
We're All S!!!
Poisonous Venom
A Hair on the Cistern {toliet tank}
Annoying a Broom
Shoe Testicle
Throwing a Bass Axe for Pete Sakes
Vacuuming Up Bong Ashes
Destroying an Accordion for Christ Sakes
Is Mermaid Man a Homo?
Uranating a Urinator for Heaven Sakes {note sp. of "uranating"}
Flying the Gay Little R/C Airplane
Dominator++
Egg Harness
Tight-Fitting Seattle Remover
Melting a Boat Anchor for Christ Sakes
The Bus Melted My Socks!
Puking Up Krabby Patties for Pete Sakes
Who Fell Out of the Tree of Knowledge?
Braiding Our Toliets
Shampooing a Squirrel
Uranating on a Chair {note sp.; "urAnating". not "urInating"}
Spilling Bong Ashes in the Couch
Spending the Nighter Aloner with My Tromboner
Fresh Bad Avacado
PCAT {said like "pee cat"}
Cactus Impersonator
Impmon Flunked One of Those Polygrip Tests on Maury
Gallantmon Flunked the Maternity Test on Maury
Beelzemon is Not the Baby Daddy
Hydrogenated Potheads
The Pee Spuds
Lenscap Hoars
What Do Urinal Mints Taste Like?
Squeeze Boobs!!!
Penile Shampoo
Miserably Failing One of Those Polygrip Tests
Going Tee-Tee in the Toi-Toi
We Don't Feel Tardy!
Tree Inseminators
Superzapper Discharge
Kookie Krispy {sp. intentional}
Born Again Idiot
Is Clay Aiken REALLY a ?
Trapped...Out of My Element
Incendiary Bushes
Finish My Drink, Down My Smoke
The Rechargeable Potheads {pronounced "poa'THEEDS" like Homer Simpson would pronounce it}
Salty Teeth
Here Comes the The Biggest Asshole
Click!!!
Arrested Development
Acting Like Nothing's Wrong
Beating Up a Frog for Posterity Sakes
The Air Toi-Tois (from a Tena® adult diaper commercial)
The Procreating Douchenoozles {sp. intentional}
Taking the Dirty Bubble Challenge
Flowers in the Dustbin
Some Bogus Pisson Vacuumed Up a Shoe!
Turn On the Gosh Darn Map Light!
Deodourant Chickadeebone with Mustard
Aspirin Toliet
Fizzy Urinal
My Little Poo-Poo Book
Stop Morning Wood!!!
Rat Tail Comb Attack!
Prefrontal Lavage
Testicular Shampoo
Savage Vacuum
Colonic Rabies
Hypodermic Pepsi
Fizzy Urinator
Defecated Underwear Models
Have You Seen this Slug?
Get a Cup of Coughea
Potty Off, Potty Yellowjacket
Sleeping in a Bed of Cockroach Egg Cases
Cupajoe
Waiter, There's a Soup in My Fly
Kofy {pronounced like "coffee"}
Postnasal Drip Points {"Drip points" are those small projections on the bottoms of some telephone insulaters}
Gee, Your Hair Smells Like Rotten Octopus Urine!
Forget or Forget {based upon the now-defunct television program "Forgive or Forget"}
Hudson is a Piddle Paper Wasp
Not the Douche, the Douche!!!
Stomping on Praying Mantid Nymphs for Christ Sakes
Captain Uvula Sucks Big Walrus Cock
U-Rine Shipping Supply Specialists
DumbWAV Converter
Perspiration Christ {it's like "Piss Christ" but with a different fluid}
A Used Enema in the Wastepaperbasket
Stubbing Our Toes for Jesus
LinkSis DisconnectPeeCee
Corporate Douche
?SOME PATHETIC CRINGING LITTLE MILKSOP (A REAL BUTTKNOCKER) LOADED A BUNCH OF SYNTHETIC RUBBER ENEMABAGS IN THE BOTTOM RACK OF THE DOUCHEWASHER, MELTED THE SHIT OUT OF THEM, AND DESTROYED A $24,587.70 MACHINE ERROR IN 24575
READY.
He or She Smells Like a Bus
Captain Proton Uses a Phucked-Up Phlashlight {sp. intentional}
Netscrape v4.79
R-Place is YouR-Place Too
Aural Enema
Sewer Pickles of H8Red
Why is the Wastepaperbasket All Stinky?
Wonder Woman Destroying a Cistern
Dogs Pissing on Tyres
Lighting Candy Cigerettes
Sparking Up a Big Bowl of Oregano
Fighting the Fighters
Hammering Bashing Pounding & Smashing
Pooping in the Shampoo
Piddle Parsnip
Lipstick Micturition
The Constipated Giraffes
Missy is Phun to Molest
Who Wants to be a Pennyaire?
You've Got UsedEneMail!!!
Sclera is Brie
As Valuable as a Used Can of Crisco
Wake Up Micturating
Eating Out of the Cistern
Performing Spectroscopy of Dark Matter
The Keebler Elves Look Like those Goddamn Queer Rice Crispies Elves!
Piddle Opposite of "On", Piddle Wingless Hymenoptera!!!
Throwing Our Dog Water
Neon Darks
The Woman Machine
Tiger Woods' Wife Breaking Windows with His Favourite Golf Club
The Rice Crispies Elves Look Like those Goddamn Queer Keebler Elves!
Cleaning a Urinator with a Hairbrush
Cash In a Can = Money In a Water Closet
The Not-So-Mighty Piddletones
He'll Be Back for -$16,384.00
Eyelash Stilleto Knife
Feel the Tablespoon
Lisol: Infect to Unprotect
With Culturebifidus Regularis
The Ass Gaskets {toliet seat covers}
Those Are My Rats, Give Me Back Their Patooties!
Accordion Hosebags
The Bagpipe Blasters
He's Got a Razor Blade in His Shoo
Shandy Puts a Wildcard Back in Her Stem
I'm Lingo, and This is Chuck!
Armpit Sweat Puddles the Size of Turkey Platters
Illogic Probe
These Aren't the Voyages of the Starship Secondprise
He's Jim, Dead!
Sysop Lacrimation
Pissicus
It's All Fun & Games Until Someone Loses a Wiener
Using Resolve Without a Vacume
My Poo Poo Cup
My Menstrual Mug
My Perspiration Tube
My Vomit Vase
Frank Incense
Poppa Boyl
My Cum Dumpster
Waytoochatty Cathy
He's Got His Plastic Pee Bag
She's Got a Robust Purse
LASER: L-A-Z-E-R {buzzing noise}
Typhoid Marianne
Urinous Piddle
Violet "Lazer" of "Dume"
Ruth (from the now-defunct 611) Looks Like a Lezzy
Watching TV Underwater
Butt Whyy Per!
Babysitting a Pair of Plastic Slippers
Ginko is Good for the Bladder
Boniva Makes You Go Poo Poo
Grab a Couple of Lingo Testes!
The Kindegarden Cop Killer Wannabe Idiots {sp. of "kindergarten" intentional}
You Run Around like a Paper Towel
It's Time to Find Out what Uranator Mints Taste Like
400 Teraquads of Crap
A Dog Pushing a Wagon
Used Cat Turds on the Comfort Blanket
Captain Uvula is a Piss Ant
Butt Whyy Per! {three frogs around a toliet roll say each word sequentially}
?UNIMPLEMENTED DOG SHIT ERROR IN 36864
READY.
Fake "Garbage Pale Kids" cards:
Potty Scotty Toliet Todd Frank Incense Poppa Boyl Waytoochatty Cathy Typhoid Marianne
Some people might wonder how I got the backward "Photograph of uranated glass marbles fluorescing under UVA radiation. I also do ***NOT*** condone violence against animals, and would never even consider doing things to them shown on this list! My "Fave Five" (to borrow a phrase from a cellular telephone commercial), in no particular order, would probably be: Spittle Sysop Police Candiosity There's a Ship Called Enterprise, You Can Smell it With Your Eyes Captain Uvula is a Piss Ant It's Late and Someone Busted the Coffeepot! {I used this in a number of demos I wrote for the C=64 computer in the early-1990s}
{From my Commodore 64 demo "Mag Factor Three", written by me & released on 11-15-92} Band names that start with a "?" and have the word "ERROR" in them were derived from error messages seen on the Commodore 64 computer from the early-1980s.
Though not a band name, I "hear" this song every day when I shovel out the cat boxes (it is done 3x a day): "Cleaning out {cymbals crashing} The plastic cat toliets Cleaning out {cymbals crashing} The krabby patties Cleaning out {cymbals crashing} The plastic cat toliets Cleaning out {cymbals crashing} The sewer pickles" (Refrain (repeat) at least two times)
I also "hear" the Spongebob Squarepants song with a "slight" alteration of the lyrics: HOW THE SONG IS SUPPOSED TO GO: Captain: Are you ready kids? Kids: Aye-aye Captain. Captain: I can't hear you... Kids: Aye-Aye Captain!! Captain: Oh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! Captain: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he! Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! Captain: If nautical nonsense be something you wish... Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! Captain: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! Captain: Ready? Everybody: SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! Captain: SpongeBob.... SquarePants! Haha. HOW I "HEAR" THE SONG: Pirate: Are you ready baby fags? Baby fags: Aye-aye pirate. Pirate: I can't hear you... Baby fags: Aye-Aye pirate!! Pirate: