SpongeBob occasionally calls Gary "Garbear" (pronounced GAIR'bare like 'care bear'"), so here are some altered lyrics to the SpongeBob SquarePants opening (theme) song to that effect: Captain: Are you ready kids? Children: Aye-aye Captain. Captain: I can't hear you... Children: Aye-Aye Captain!! Captain: Oooooooo! Who lives in a pineapple in Bikini City? Children: Gary GarBear! Captain: Who has a hard shell & meows like a kitty? Children: Gary GarBear! Captain: Who gobbles up food from his snail dish? Children: Gary GarBear! Captain: So avoid his slime if you realllllly wish! Children: Gary GarBear! Captain: Ready? Everybody: Gary GarBear! Gary GarBear! Gary GarBear! Captain: Gary...GarBear! {Gary plays ~9 notes by removing his shell and blowing across the open portion} Gary's "flute" .WAV sound, ~20K (20,432 bytes).
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Twinkle, Twinkle, Patrick Star, I made myself a sandwich. My mommy named it Fred, It tastes like beans and bacon, And smells like it's been dead. Writing stuff is hard so I use a pointy pencil Pointy, Pointy, Pointy, Pointy, Pointy, Point. Pee you what's that horrible smell? Drum solo! (Drum Solo) I have a head, It ends in a point Pointy, Pointy, Pointy, Pointy, Pointy, Point. This song is over, except for this line, You win this round, Broccoli! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------