HATE THAT BEE!
Commercial mascots we all hate and would like to see destroyed.
Who doesn't hate that asinine Honey Nut Cheerios Bee?
The way it buzzes around, that irritating, uranator-like voice, and the just plain obnoxious attitude it has?
Here are a few ways I've dealt with the pesky insect.
"Honey Nut Cheerios. A flushing good part of this urine-tainted breakfast!"
"Honey Nut Cheerios. It's a Honey Of An Oooohhhh SSSHHHIIIIIIITTTT!!!!"
"DAMMIT!!! IT WON'T GO DOWN!!!"
THE STUPID HAND & THE ASININE BEAR!
The Honey Nut bee isn't the only stupid, asinine advertising mascot that needs to die.
What about that mutated, malformed hand that sticks its own filthy fingers in your food (who knows where those fingers have been!) and that sickly sweet laundry bear
that's aways eating socks in your dryer?
These pictures show how I've dealt with the pesky creatures.
Hasta La Vista, you sock eating Snuggles piece of shit!!
DOWN THE SHITBOWL YOU GO!!
The only way Hamburger Helper should be served.
Here's that obnoxious "Steve", the Dell computer stoner, in two nice poses.
First, Steve takes a bath in the world's most disgusting toliet, and second, he and his life-partner Jeff share some quality time in the uranator before moving in together and buying a Dell.
A few days ago, a friend of mine was shopping at Wall-Mart when he was attacked by that stupid distended yellow talking pus bladder they have on their TV commercials.
In disbelief that the yellow smiley was actually going around in a Zorro costume, knocking shit over, and madly slashing at price signs, my friend grabbed a tennis racket out of Sporting Goods and whacked that smiley good! It let out a slight squeaky noise, and quietly rolled into the Pet Care products section.
After it crawled away and died in a cat box, I ran to Kitchenwares, grabbed a slotted spatula and scooped the cat box.
I went into the employee's can and dumped the dead Smiley in the toliet bowl,
flushed, and crammed it down with the toliet brush just to be on the safe side.
The views expressed on this website are not necessarily those expressed by Kellog's or General Mills or whoever the hell makes Honey Nut Cheerios.
This page is intended as an outlet for humor, and I do not condone the destruction of this advertising gimmick in any way other than by hanging
a No Pest Strip above the breakfast table and allowing said Insect to fly freely above said Table land upon said Strip of its own volition.
We cannot be held responsible if said Insect accidentally drowns in the toliet, shoots itself while cleaning its gun, flies into an electrostatic-type 'bug zapper',
goes down the garbage disposal, falls into a CollectraMatic brand chicken fryer, shoots up drugs with dirty needles, flies over Russian airspace and is shot down by a MiG fighter, accidentally gets sealed inside a bulb at the light bulb factory, lands on a defective high voltage insulator, ends up splattered all over the radiator of a Mack truck, flies into a microwave oven while an earthquake causes the door to slam shut behind it, gets stomped on by some kid, or meets some other untimely demise.
I do not condone the destruction of any of the other commercial mascots presented on this humor page, nor do I condone the horrible abuse that toliet bowls & uranators are shown being subjected to either. If you buy a toliet, shit in it for crying out loud - don't stuff a fucking teddy bear down there! You'll ruin the plumbing for Christ sakes!!!
The picture of the Dell rat-boy Steve and his friend in the uranator is not meant to imply that he is gay - though I kinda wish he was.