Changing the fucking vacuum bag and disposing of the vacuum's body.



Start by fucking throwing away your nasty old fucking vacuum bag. That fucking black thing is called a fucking garbage bag. You can buy fucking garbage bags in any fucking store for about five fucking bucks.


Roll up the fucking newspapers you had on the floor. Try not to spill any of the fucking dirt they collected.



Throw the fucking rolled up newspaper in the fucking garbage bag with the fucking dirty vacuum bag in it, take it outside, and put it in the fucking garbage can.



Open up the package of fucking new vacuum bags, and pull out the fucking neck like this.



Put the fucking neck on the fucking nozzle and roll up the fucking spring to hold it in place.



Arrange the fucking vacuum bag inside that fucking red bladder so it isn't all fucking folded up inside the fucking red bladder. Zip up the fucking red bladder and put the fucking big spring back on the fucking hook near the top of the fucking handle of your fucking vacuum.



Be sure the fucking zipper doesn't catch.



Now you can fire up the ol' gutless wonder and fucking vacuum again!
When you're done fucking vaccuming, unplug your fucking vacuum, wind the fucking cord around the fucking handle and put the fucking vacuum back in the fucking closet until you need it again.

And this, my messy friend, is how you FUCKING VACUUM!!
You can also go back to the beginning and see the fucking vacuum get fucking disembowelled again.


I'm still waiting for my fucking Stick Shark so I can't totally destroy this cleaner yet. :)

Want to make your fucking vacuum look like it came out of a fucking Christmas tree? Put fucking LEDs in it.

Questions? Comments? Then fucking email me. :-)