Welcome to the Poorly-Drawn Toliets page.
The idea came from the now-defunct "Poorly-Drawn Lamp Page" made by
Rev. Shoebox sometime very early this century or perhaps very late last century.
This page is for your submissions of crappily-drawn floortoliets and walltoliets.
A word of warning:
PLEASE DO *NOT* UNDER ANY
CIRCUMSTANCES SEND ME .BMP FILES!!!
They give me headaches, and cause bladder revulsion, underarm micturition, and splenic lavage!!! Not to mention they take too damned long to download, they're too big, and I don't want to have to take the time to convert them. Some drawing programs save files to .BMP format by default for some reason, so if you're not sure what format your file is in, please WRITE TO ME before sending me the file.
The third crappy drawing of a water closet was done by me.
"NONSMOKING smoking TOILAMP SMILING WHILE SITTING IN A SMALL ROOM WITH PICTURES OF TOLIETS ON THE WALL"
This is another drawing of mine that I submitted to the now-defunct
"Poorly-Drawn Lamp Page" in 2000 or perhaps 2001.
Note all of the burning snipes on the floor, and note that the cigarette in the lamp's custody is nowhere *NEAR* its "mouth". :-O
Last updated 07-27-11 (or "27 Jul 2011" or even "Jul 27, Twenty Double Sticks" if you prefer)
Recent submissions:
Lamp Floating in a Wall Uranator
Not titled at all
If you're a lousy toliet- or uranator-artist, just follow the simple instructions directly below to submit your crappily-drawn picture of a floortoliet or walltoliet:
- Draw the damn picture already.
- Email it to me at ledmuseum@gmail.com.
- Wait...wait some more...maybe even wait a week. Then it ought to show up here.
Contents copywrong © 2011 Craig Johnson.
Please don't steal or plagiarise the content or I'll have to nock a waul-mountid porselen uranater oph the wal andd bete thuh livin tweadle owt ov itt withh yor phavouret noo galph klubzz!!! 