Altered Lyrics to the Viva Piņata,
Spongebob Squarepants, Digimon,
The Fairly Oddparents theme songs;
and the Freecreditreport.com TV commercial

Viva Piņata (season 1)
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How it's supposed to go: --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Viva Piņata (season 1)
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How it COULD have gone:
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The "Freecreditreport.com" TV commercial
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How it SHOULD go: 
      
I married my dream girl
I married my dream girl
but she didn't tell me
her credit was bad
So now instead of living in a pleasant suburb
We're living in the basement at her mom and dad's
No, we can't get a loan
for a respectable home
just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card
If we'd gone to Free Credit Report dot com
I'd be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard.
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The "Freecreditreport.com" TV commercial
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How it COULD have gone: 
      
I married my dream boy 
I married my dream boy 
But he didn't tell me 
His credit was bad 
Instead of moving off 
to live in San Francisco 
We're living in the basement of 
His ex's pad 
No, I can't get a loan 
For a respectible home 
Because my boy defaulted, just look at this page 
If we had gone to Free Credit Report dot com 
I'd be a happy homo with a cat that's been spayed

{Male voiceover, not singing}  Offer enrolls with applyment in Triple Disadvantage


The last line could also read:
"I'd be a happy homo with some rats in a cage"
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The "Freecreditreport.com" TV commercial
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How it SHOULD go: 
      Well I was looking for new car
Which one's me?
A cool convertible
Or an SUV?
Too bad I didn't know my credit was whacked
So now I'm driving off the lot in a used subcompact
F-R-E-E That spells free
Credit report dot com bay bee
Saw their ad on my TV
Thought about going but was too lazy
So instead of looking fly
And rolling fat
My feet are sticking through the vinyl
And my posse's getting laughed at
F-R-E-E That spells free
Credit report dot com bay bee!!!

{Male voiceover, not singing}  Offer applies with enrollment in Triple Advantage
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The "Freecreditreport.com" TV commercial
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How it COULD have gone: 
      Well I was looking for new car
Which one's me?
A cool convertible
Or an SUV?
Too bad I didn't know my credit was whacked
So now I'm driving off the lot in a used subcompact
C-O-S-T-L-Y	 That's supposed to spell free
Debit report dot com bay bee
Saw their ad on my boob tube
Thought about going but I had to move
So instead of looking fly
And rolling fat
My feet are sticking through the vinyl
And my pussy's getting laughed at
C-O-S-T-L-Y	 That's supposed to spell free
Debit report dot com bay bee!!!

{Male voiceover, not singing}  Offer enrolls with applyment in Triple Disadvantage
      The words "Digidicks" and "Diginads" were furnished by "Richard Wagner" and "suenewtotx" from Commercials I Hate Forums.