Altered lyrics to the Viva Piñata, Spongebob Squarepants, Digimon, and The Fairly Oddparents theme songs; the Freecreditreport.com commercial.

Altered Lyrics to the Viva Piñata,
Spongebob Squarepants, Digimon,
The Fairly Oddparents theme songs;
and the Freecreditreport.com TV commercial

Viva Piñata (season 1)
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How it's supposed to go:

{Hudson Horstachio} It's party time! 

Viva Piñata
Filled with fun (filled with fun!)
Viva Piñata 
Don't beat 'em, join 'em (woo!) 
Viva Piñata 
Filled with fun {Franklin Fizzlybear} (filled with fun!) 
Viva Piñata 
Don't beat 'em, join 'em (don't beat 'em, join 'em!)

{Voice, not singing} 
Welcome to picturesque Piñata Island.
In its many gardens all manner of piñatas live, dance, and dream that one day,
They will be chosen to entertain at a party as only piñatas can.
Well, most piñatas that is... 

{Fergy Fudgehog} O fudge! 

{Singing resumes} 
Shake it, shake it, shake it like a party animal 
Break it, break it, break it like a party animal 
Shake it, shake it, shake it like a party animal 
Break it, break it, break it, break it, break it, break it, break it 

Viva Piñata 
Filled with fun (filled with fun!) 
Viva Piñata 
Don't beat 'em, join 'em (woo!) 
Viva Piñata 
Filled with fun {Ella Elephant} (filled with fun!) 
Viva Piñata 
Don't beat 'em, join 'em 

{Yelled} 
Viva Piñata!

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Viva Piñata (season 1)
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How it COULD have gone:

{"Mr.-I'm-so-Perfect" Horstachio} It's enema time! 

Viva Piñata 
Filled with poop (filled with shit!) 
Viva Piñata 
Don't beat 'em, join 'em (woo!) 
Viva Piñata 
Filled with pee {Franklin Tinklybear} (filled with piss!) 
Viva Piñata 
Don't beat 'em, join 'em (don't beat 'em, join 'em!) 

{Voice, not singing} 
Welcome to picturesque Piñata Island.
In its many gardens all manner of piñatas live, dance, and dream that one day,
They will be chosen to entertain at a party as only piñatas can.
Well, most piñatas that is... 
{Fergy Fuckhog} O cocksucker motherfucker! 

{Singing resumes} 
Shake it, shake it, shake it like a party animal 
Break it, break it, break it like a party animal 
Shake it, shake it, shake it like a party animal 
Break it, break it, break it, break it, break it, break it, break it 

Viva Piñata 
Filled with sperm (filled with spooge!) 
Viva Piñata 
Don't beat 'em, join 'em (woo!) 
Viva Piñata 
Filled with phlegm {Ella Enemaphant} (filled with loogies!) 
Viva Piñata 
Don't beat 'em, join 'em 

{Yelled} 
Viva Piñata!

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Viva Piñata (season 2)
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How it COULD have gone:

{Hudson}: It's not Party Time! No! Oh No!
{Background Singers}: Kill the Piñatas!
{Fergy}: Kill the, Kill the Pinatyaddayaddas!
{Singer}:There's a place where nothing's sweet-a, stomp on the candiosity meter (break it break it break it break it {like Beavis & Butt-Head when they find an overhead projector}!!!!), just kill the candy filled creatures!
{Backround Singers}: They're not animals!
{Singer}: All Piñatas hate to dance, they hear the music, stop to prance! They literally have ants in their pants!*

{Voice, not singing}: Get away from volcano-ridden Piñata Island.
In its one grey garden, all manner of piñatas crawl, scream, and mumble,
That never, will they be chosen to entertain at a party, as only piñatas can't.
Well, few piñatas that is.
{Fergy}: YAY!!! The cannoñata!!!

{Singing resumes}: Shake it shake it shake it like a dead animal
Break it break it break it like a dead animal
Shake it shake it shake it like a dead animal
{Hudson}: Break it break it break it break it break it break it {like Beavis & Butt-Head when they find an overhead projector}!!!!

Hate to bop and hate to bounce,
But it's what's inside that doesn't count,
Yucky vegetables in small amounts.
{Background singers}: They're not animals!
So grab a bowling ball roll a strike
It's what those pesky piñatas like
Go to a crappy party on your bike!!!
Kill the Piñatas!!!


* The first six lines of this song are by "TheFudgehogGuy" on the PiñataIsland.info fora.

{Hudson}: It's not Party Time! No! Oh No!
{Background Singers}: Kill the Piñatas!
{Fergy}: Kill the, Kill the Pinatyaddayaddas!
{Singer}:There's a place where nothing's sweet-a, step on the urinosity meter, just kill the piddle-filled creatures!
{Backround Singers}: They're not animals!
{Singer}: All Piñatas hate to dance, they hear the music, stop to prance! They literally have ants in their pants!*

{Voice, not singing}: Get away from volcano-ridden Anak Krakatoa.
In its one grey garden, all manner of piñatas crawl, scream, and mumble,
That never, will they be chosen to entertain at a party, as only piñatas can't.
Well, few piñatas that is.
{Fergy}: YAY!!! The cannoñata!!!

{Singing resumes}: Shake it shake it shake it like a dead animal
Break it break it break it like a dead animal
Shake it shake it shake it like a dead animal
{Hudson}: Break it break it break it break it break it break it {like Beavis & Butt-Head when they find an overhead projector}!!!!

Hate to bop and hate to bounce,
But it's what's inside that doesn't count,
Yucky vegetables in small amounts.
{Background singers}: They're not animals!
So grab a bowling ball roll a strike
It's what those pesky piñatas like
Go to a crappy party on your bike!!!
Kill the Piñatas!!!

{Hudson}: It's Reefer Time! Oh, oh, oh!
{Background Singers}: Viva Piñatas
{Fergy}: Viva, viva, Pinatyaddayadda!
{Singer}:There's a place where everything's sweet-a,
step on the dopeosity meter, meet all the drug-filled creatures!
{Backround Singers}: Party animals!
{Singer}: All Piñatas love to smoke,
they hear the music, start to toke!
They literally have clouds in their heads!

{Voice, not singing}: Welcome to picturesque Reefer Island.
In its many gardens, all manner of piñatas toke, shoot, and snort,
Hoping that they will be chosen to entertain at a party, as only piñatas can.
Well, most piñatas that is.
{Fergy Tourette'shog}: O NO, FUCK SHIT PISS CUNT
DICK, COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER!!!

{Singing resumes}: Shake it shake it shake it like a stoned animal
Break it break it break it like a stoned animal
Shake it shake it shake it like a stoned animal
{Hudson}: Break it break it break it break it
break it break it {like Beavis & Butt-Head when
they find an overhead projector}!!!!

Love to bop and love to bounce,
But it's what's inside that counts,
Addictive narcotics in large amounts.
{Background singers}: Party animals!
So grab some reefer fire up a bowl
Shoot up some heroine, 'till you're cold
Go to the place that's psychedelic and like mould!!!
Viva Piñata!!!

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Viva Piñata (season 2 end theme )
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How it's supposed to go:

{Franklin}: Are you ready to rock?
{Paulie}: Yeah, baby!
{Hudson}: If you want to find us dont you look in a book,
{Fergy}: (There's a book?) We're on Piñata Island, come take a look!
{Paulie}: We're filling up with fun to give your party a swing,
{Franklin}: You know that parties our thing!
{Paulie}: (You know I'm dancing!)
{All}: Viva Piñata, we dance in the sun!
{Paulie}: (In the sun, baby!)
{All}: You've got Piñata, the party's begun!
{Hudson}: (Come on now!)
{All}: Just taste our candy, we're sure you'll agree, saying piñatas are the ones for me!
{Franklin}: One more time!
{All}: Saying Piñatas are the ones for me!
{Fergy}: Oh, I think I pulled something!


How it COULD have gone:

{Franklin}: Are you ready to die?
{Paulie}: Yeah, Lucifer!
{Hudson}: If you want to find us please do look in a book,
{Fergy}: (Fuck the book!!!) We're on Piñata Island, come take a look!
{Paulie}: We're filling up with shit to give your party a swing,
{Franklin}: You know that death is our thing!
{Paulie}: (You know I'm not dancing!)
{All}: Viva Piñata, we die on the sun!
{Paulie}: (On the sun, baby!)
{All}: Twelve dead Piñatas, the end has begun!
{Hudson}: (Come on now!)
{All}: Just taste our poo-poo, we're sure you'll agree,
saying piñatas aren't the ones for me!
{Franklin}: One more time!
{All}: Saying Piñatas aren't the ones for me!
{Paulie}: Me and you Satan {crying}!

Captain: Are you ready kids? 
Kids: Aye-aye Captain. 
Captain: I can't hear you... 
Kids: Aye-Aye Captain!! 
Captain: Oooooooo! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? 
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! 
Captain: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he! 
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! 
Captain: If nautical nonsense be something you wish... 
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! 
Captain: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! 
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! 
Captain: Ready? 
Everybody: SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! 
Captain: SpongeBob.... SquarePants! Haha. 

{SpongeBob plays ~9 notes on the nasal recorder}




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Captain: Are you ready kids? 
Kids: Aye-aye Captain. 
Captain: I can't hear you... 
Kids: Aye-Aye Captain!! 
Captain: Oooooooo! Who died in a cantaloupe over the sea? 
Kids: Spermbag Pisspants! 
Captain: Highly absorbent and soaked with cat pee 
Kids: Spermbag Pisspants! 
Captain: If nautical feces cannot be dismissed... 
Kids: Spermbag Pisspants! 
Captain: Then drop in the shitbowl and flush like a fish! 
Kids: Spermbag Pisspants! 
Captain: Ready? 
Everybody: Spermbag Pisspants! Spermbag Pisspants! Spermbag Pisspants! 
Captain: Spermbag...Pisspants! 

{Spermbag plays ~9 notes on the nasal recorder}


***OR***
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Captain: Are you ready baby fags? 
Baby fags: Aye-aye Captain. 
Captain: I can't hear you... 
Baby fags: Aye-Aye Captain!! 
Captain: Oooooooo! Who died in a melon over the abyss? 
Baby fags: SpermJim Poopants! 
Captain: Highly corrosive and soaked with punk piss 
Baby fags: SpermJim Poopants! 
Captain: If nautical feces cannot be dismissed... 
Baby fags: SpermJim Poopants! 
Captain: Then drop in the sink and turn on the switch! {activates/deactivates the garbage disposal}
Baby fags: SpermJim Poopants! 
Captain: Ready? 
Everybody: SpermJim Poopants! SpermJim Poopants! SpermJim Poopants! 
Captain: SpermJim...Poopants! 

{SpermJim plays ~9 notes on the skin flute}


***OR***
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Captain: Are you ready baby fags? 
Baby fags: Aye-aye Captain. 
Captain: I can't hear you... 
Baby fags: Aye-Aye Captain!!
Captain:  Oooooooo! Who fell in a toilet inside the abyss? 
Baby fags:  SweatHog CumPants! 
Captain:  Who's highly toxic and soaked with whale piss 
Baby fags:  SweatHog CumPants! 
Captain:  His armpit puddles cannot be dismissed... 
Baby fags:  SweatHog CumPants! 
Captain:  So drop in the urinator flush like a fish!  
Baby fags:  SweatHog CumPants! 
Captain: Ready?
Everybody:  SweatHog CumPants! SweatHog CumPants! SweatHog CumPants!  
Captain:  SweatHog...CumPants!  

{SweatHog plays ~9 notes on the armpit flute}



***OR***
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Pirate: Are you ready baby homos? 
Baby homos: Aye-aye Captain. 
Pirate: I can't hear you... 
Baby homos: Aye-Aye Captain!! 
Pirate:  Oooooooo! Who stepped in some doody deep in the abyss? 
Baby homos:  Spermbag Peepants!  
Pirate:  Who's a poor shooter and always will miss? 
Baby homos:  Spermbag Peepants! 
Pirate:  His rusty bullets cannot be dismissed... 
Baby homos:  Spermbag Peepants! 
Pirate:  So drop in the sewer hose down like a fish!  
Baby homos:  Spermbag Peepants! 
Pirate: Ready?
Everybody:  Spermbag Peepants! Spermbag Peepants! Spermbag Peepants!  
Pirate:  Spermbag...Peepants! 

{Spermbag plays ~9 notes on the skin flute}



***OR***
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Pirate: Are you ready baby fags? 
Baby fags: Aye-aye Captain. 
Pirate: I can't hear you... 
Baby fags: Aye-Aye Captain!! 
Pirate:  Oooooooo! Who stepped in some doody while catching a bus? 
Baby fags:  Shitbob Poopants!  
Pirate:  Highly corrosive and soaked with boob pus? 
Baby fags:  Shitbob Poopants! 
Pirate:  His body odour cannot be dismissed... 
Baby fags:  Shitbob Poopants! 
Pirate:  So drop in the blender and chop like a fish!  
Baby fags:  Shitbob Poopants! 
Pirate: Ready?
Everybody:  Shitbob Poopants! Shitbob Poopants! Shitbob Poopants!  
Pirate:  Shitbob...Poopants!  

{Shitbob plays ~9 notes on the bunghole flute}






***OR***

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Picture of a FAGGET: Are you ready baby queers? 
Baby queers: Aye-aye picture of a FAGGET. 
Picture of a FAGGET: I can't hear you... 
Baby queers: Aye-Aye picture of a FAGGET!! 
Picture of a FAGGET:  Oooooooo! Who fell in the urinal taking a dump? 
Baby queers:  Poopbag Crappants!  
Picture of a FAGGET:  Felt up his testes detected a lump? 
Baby queers:  Poopbag Crappants! 
Picture of a FAGGET:  His body odour is rancid of course... 
Baby queers:  Poopbag Crappants! 
Picture of a FAGGET:  So throw in the garbage can pee like a horse!  
Baby queers:  Poopbag Crappants! 
Picture of a FAGGET: Ready?
Everybody:  Poopbag Crappants! Poopbag Crappants! Poopbag Crappants!  
Picture of a FAGGET:  Poopbag...Crappants!  

{Poopbag plays ~9 notes on the bunghole flute}






***OR***

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Pirate:      Are you ready baby fags? 
Baby fags:   Aye-aye pirate. 
Pirate:      I can't hear you... 
Baby fags:   Aye-Aye pirate!! 
Pirate:     Oooooooo! Who lives in a urinal in an urchin? 
Baby fags:  SpongeBob PissPants!
Pirate:     Who's highly toxic and soaked with urine?
Baby fags:  SpongeBob PissPants!
Pirate:     His bladder infection cannot be dismissed...
Baby fags:  SpongeBob PissPants!
Pirate:     So throw in the toilet and plunge as you wish!
Baby fags:  SpongeBob PissPants!
Pirate:      Ready?
Everybody:  SpongeBob PissPants! SpongeBob PissPants! SpongeBob PissPants!
Pirate:     SpongeBob...PissPants!

{Spongebob plays ~9 notes on the "yerinater" flute}

SpongeBob's "flute" .WAV sound, ~20K (20,432 bytes).






***OR***

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Pirate: Are you ready baby fags? 
Baby fags: Aye-aye pirate. 
Pirate: I can't hear you... 
Baby fags: Aye-Aye pirate!! 
Pirate:  Oooooooo! Who died in some coral inside of a tin? 
Baby fags:  SpongeBob TrashCan!
Pirate:  Who's urine-yellow and ugly as sin?
Baby fags:  SpongeBob TrashCan!
Pirate:  His geeky ugliness shuns all the light...
Baby fags:  SpongeBob TrashCan!
Pirate:  So throw in the garbage and stomp all your might!
Baby fags:  SpongeBob TrashCan!
Pirate: Ready?
Everybody:  SpongeBob TrashCan! SpongeBob TrashCan! SpongeBob TrashCan!
Pirate: SpongeBob...TrashCan!
  
{Spongebob plays ~9 notes on the garbage can flute}






***OR***

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Pirate: Are you ready baby fags? 
Baby fags: Aye-aye pirate. 
Pirate: I can't hear you... 
Baby fags: Aye-Aye pirate!! 
Pirate:  Oooooooo! Who died on a stovetop in a frying pan?
Baby fags:  SpongeBob CrispPants!
Pirate:  Who's smelly and goes in a big garbage can?
Baby fags:  SpongeBob CrispPants!
Pirate:  His cigerette lighter spouts a big flame...
Baby fags:  SpongeBob CrispPants!
Pirate:  So burning the plastic is only a game!
Baby fags:  SpongeBob CrispPants!
Pirate: Ready?
Everybody:  SpongeBob CrispPants! SpongeBob CrispPants! SpongeBob CrispPants!
Pirate:  SpongeBob...CrispPants!

{Spongebob plays ~9 notes on the stove flute}




***OR***

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Pirate: Are you ready baby fags? 
Baby fags: Aye-aye pirate. 
Pirate: I can't hear you... 
Baby fags: Aye-Aye pirate!! 
Pirate:  Oooooooo! Who drowned in a pool of mercury?
Baby fags:  SpongeBob PoiSon!
Pirate:  Who's metallic and serves you and me?
Baby fags:  SpongeBob PoiSon!
Pirate:  Like arsenic & old lace he's tox-ic...
Baby fags:  SpongeBob PoiSon!
Pirate:  So cover him with mould and do make it quick!
Baby fags:  SpongeBob PoiSon!
Pirate: Ready?
Everybody:  SpongeBob PoiSon! SpongeBob PoiSon! SpongeBob PoiSon!
Pirate:  SpongeBob...PoiSon!

{Spongebob plays ~9 notes on the gallium arsenide flute}




***OR***

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Pirate: Are you ready baby fags? 
Baby fags: Aye-aye pirate. 
Pirate: I can't hear you... 
Baby fags: Aye-Aye pirate!! 
Pirate:  Oooooooo! Who lives in a toilet tank with an urchin? 
Baby fags:  PeeBob PissPants!  
Pirate:  Who's colored like urine and ugly as sin? 
Baby fags:  PeeBob PissPants! 
Pirate:  His urinous odour it makes you gag... 
Baby fags:  PeeBob PissPants! 
Pirate:  So throw in the garbage and take out the bag!  
Baby fags:  PeeBob PissPants! 
Pirate: Ready?
Everybody:  PeeBob PissPants! PeeBob PissPants! PeeBob PissPants!  
Pirate:  PeeBob...PissPants!  

{PeeBob plays ~9 notes on the toilet flush handle flute}




***OR***

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Camera: Are you ready shutterbugs? 
Shutterbugs: Aye-aye Camera. 
Camera: I can't hear you... 
Shutterbugs: Aye-Aye camera!! 
Camera:  Oooooooo! Who lives in a darkroom under the Arctic?
Shutterbugs:  ClickFlash Photog!
Camera:  Who's really, really, really in this pic?
Shutterbugs:  ClickFlash Photog!
Camera:  His darkroom chemicals change dark into light...
Shutterbugs:  ClickFlash Photog!
Camera:  So develop that film with all of your might!
Shutterbugs:  ClickFlash Photog!
Camera: Ready?
Everybody?:  ClickFlash Photog! ClickFlash Photog! ClickFlash Photog!
Camera:  ClickFlash...Photog!

{ClickFlash plays ~9 notes on the shutter release cable flute}




***OR***

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Gardener: Are you ready green thumbs?
Green thumbs: Aye-aye gardener.
Gardener: I can't hear you...
Green thumbs: Aye-Aye gardener!!
Gardener:  Oooooooo! Who lives in a rose bush in front of the porch?
Green thumbs:  SpongeBob ThornPants!
Gardener:  Who's really, really afraid of a torch?
Green thumbs:  SpongeBob ThornPants!
Gardener:  He gobbles up aphids of course of course...
Green thumbs:  SpongeBob ThornPants!
Gardener:  So don't grab his stem you'll turn to a horse!
Green thumbs:  SpongeBob ThornPants!
Gardener: Ready?
Everybody:  SpongeBob ThornPants! SpongeBob ThornPants! SpongeBob ThornPants!
Gardener:  SpongeBob...ThornPants!

{SpongeBob plays ~9 notes on the insecticidal soap bottle flute}




***OR***

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Picture of a fece: Are you ready toliet pigs?
Toliet pigs: Aye-aye picture of a fece.
Picture of a fece: I can't hear you...
Toliet pigs: Aye-Aye picture of a fece!!
Picture of a fece:  Oooooooo! Who lives in a toliet bowl under the sea
Toliet pigs:  CrapBob PooPants!
Picture of a fece:  Who's shit his pants that you really can see?
Toliet pigs:  CrapBob PooPants!
Picture of a fece:  He wipes with his fingers instead of tee-pee...
Toliet pigs:  CrapBob PooPants!
Picture of a fece:  So don't shake his hand or you'll be a fece!!!
Toliet pigs:  CrapBob PooPants!
Picture of a fece: Ready?
Everybody:  CrapBob PooPants! CrapBob PooPants! CrapBob PooPants!
Picture of a fece:  CrapBob...PooPants!

{SpongeBob plays ~9 notes on the bunghole flute}


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SpongeBob has a pet snail named Gary, and SpongeBob occasionally calls him "Garbear" (pronounced GAIR'bare 
like 'care bear'"), so here are some altered lyrics to that effect: 

Captain: Are you ready kids? 
Children: Aye-aye Captain. 
Captain: I can't hear you... 
Children: Aye-Aye Captain!! 
Captain:  Oooooooo! Who lives in a pineapple in Bikini City? 
Children:  Gary GarBear!
Captain:  Who has a hard shell & meows like a kitty?
Children:  Gary GarBear!
Captain:  Who gobbles up food from his snail dish?
Children:  Gary GarBear!
Captain:  So avoid his slime if you realllllly wish!
Children:  Gary GarBear!
Captain: Ready?
Everybody:  Gary GarBear! Gary GarBear! Gary GarBear!
Captain:  Gary...GarBear!

{Gary plays ~9 notes by removing his shell and blowing across the open portion}

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Digimon (season 1) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How it's supposed to go:

Di Di Di
Digimon Digimon

Di Di Di
Digimon Digimon

Di Di Di
Digimon Digital Monsters
Digimon are the Champions

Digimon Digital Monsters
Digimon are the Champions

Change into Digital Champions to save the Digital
{spoken forcefully; not sung or shouted} WORLD!!!

Digimon Digital Monsters 
Digimon are the Champions

Digimon Digital Monsters
Digimon are the Champions

Digivolve into Champions 
Digivolve into Ultimate

Digimon Digital Monsters
Digimon are the Champions

Digimon Digital Monsters
Digimon Are The Champions

Digimon Digital Monsters

Digimon! 





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Digimon (season 1)

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How it COULD have gone:
Di Di Di
Digidicks Digidicks

Di Di Di
Digidicks Digidicks

Di Di Di
Digidicks Digital Pisscans
Digidicks aren't the Champions

Digidicks Digital Pisscans
Digidicks aren't the Champions

Change into Enemabags and Used Up Old Bloody
{spoken forcefully; not sung or shouted} TAMPONS!!!

Digidicks Digital Pisscans 
Diginads aren't the Champions

Diginads Digital Pisscans
Diginads aren't the Champions

Digivolve into Enemabags 
Digivolve into Massengill

Diginads Digital Pisscans
Diginads aren't the Champions

Diginads Digital Pisscans
Diginads Aren't The Champions

Diginads Digital Pisscans

Diginads!

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Digimon (season 1)
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How it COULD have gone again:

Di Di Di
Digiballs Digiballs

Di Di Di
Digiballs Digiballs

Di Di Di
Digiballs Digital Nutsacks
Digiballs aren't the Champions

Digiballs Digital Nutsacks
Digiballs aren't the Champions

Change into Massengill Douches and Used Up Enema
{spoken forcefully; not sung or shouted} BAGS!!!

Digiballs Digital Nutsacks 
Digiballs aren't the Champions

Digiballs Digital Nutsacks
Digiballs aren't the Champions

Digivolve into Enemabags 
Digivolve into Massengill

Digiballs Digital Nutsacks
Digiballs aren't the Champions

Digiballs Digital Nutsacks
Digiballs Aren't The Champions

Digiballs Digital Nutsacks

Digiballs!

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The Fairly Oddparents
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How it SHOULD go:


Timmy is an average kid,
That no one understands
Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him commands.

Vicky: Bed twerp!!!

Doom and gloom up in his room,
Is broken instantly,
By his magic little fish who grant his every wish,
Cause in reality they are his God Parents, Fairly Odd Parents
Wanda: Wands and wings!
Cosmo: Floaty Crowny things!

Odd Parents, Fairly Odd Parents,
Really odd, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod,
Timmy: Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,
Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!!!

Odd Parents, Fairly Odd Parents,
It flips your lid when you are a kid with Fairly Odd Parents!

Vicky: Yeah right.

 
Timmy is an unaverage boy,
That everyone understands
Mom and Dad and Vicky never giving him commands.

Vicky: Barium enema, baby fag!!!

Doom and gloom up in his room,
Is never broken instantly,
By his magic big elephants who deny his every wish,
Cause in reality they are his Even Parents, Fairly Even Parents
Wanda: Douches & enemas!
Cosmo: Massengill & Fleet!

Even Parents, Fairly Even Parents,
Really even, pee Steven, buff bod, hot rod,
Timmy: Obtuse, mother goose, mongoose, guava juice,
Giant snake, birthday cake, small french fries, strawberry milkshake!!!

Even Parents, Fairly Even Parents,
It doesn't make you mild when you're a child with Fairly Even Parents!

Vicky: No wrong.

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The "Freecreditreport.com" TV commercial
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How it SHOULD go:


I married my dream girl
I married my dream girl
but she didn't tell me
her credit was bad
So now instead of living in a pleasant suburb
We're living in the basement at her mom and dad's
No, we can't get a loan
for a respectable home
just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card
If we'd gone to Free Credit Report dot com
I'd be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard.


I married my dream boy 
I married my dream boy 
But he didn't tell me 
His credit was bad 
Instead of moving off 
to live in San Francisco 
We're living in the basement of 
His ex's pad 
No, I can't get a loan 
For a respectible home 
Because my boy defaulted, just look at this page 
If we had gone to Free Credit Report dot com 
I'd be a happy homo with a cat that's been spayed

{Male voiceover, not singing}  Offer enrolls with applyment in Triple Disadvantage


The last line could also read:
"I'd be a happy homo with some rats in a cage"

Well I was looking for new car
Which one's me?
A cool convertible
Or an SUV?
Too bad I didn't know my credit was whacked
So now I'm driving off the lot in a used subcompact
F-R-E-E That spells free
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Saw their ad on my TV
Thought about going but was too lazy
So instead of looking fly
And rolling fat
My feet are sticking through the vinyl
And my posse's getting laughed at
F-R-E-E That spells free
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Well I was looking for new car
Which one's me?
A cool convertible
Or an SUV?
Too bad I didn't know my credit was whacked
So now I'm driving off the lot in a used subcompact
C-O-S-T-L-Y	 That's supposed to spell free
Debit report dot com bay bee
Saw their ad on my boob tube
Thought about going but I had to move
So instead of looking fly
And rolling fat
My feet are sticking through the vinyl
And my pussy's getting laughed at
C-O-S-T-L-Y	 That's supposed to spell free
Debit report dot com bay bee!!!

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Last updated 12-18-14