Your fucking vacuum just fucking ate it. Undoing the damage.


Ok, some stupid fuck sucked up some "forbidden" object and broke
your fucking vacuum cleaner. This is how you fucking fix it.


Can you see what's wrong with that first picture? Hint: On the right side of the picture, look at the fucking brush roll. Still didn't get it? Then look at the fucking arrow in the second picture. That's a piece of fucking electrical tape that the fucking pussywhipped piece of shit vacuum choked on.

Take off that big metal "T" shaped thing. It's called a fucking baseplate and it keeps all the parts in place and seals the whole bottom so air and garbage can only get sucked up in the opening with the fucking brush roll in it. Remove the fucking base plate by swinging out the two clips you see on the vertical part of the "T". The just lift it away. Remove the wad of fucking electrical tape or whatever the hell else is clogging up your fucking vacuum.



Fucking houston, we have a fucking problem. See that black band-like thing twirled up inside? That's called a fucking vacuum belt, and it's just about to fucking break. It was probably fucking cut after the fucking vacuum sucked up a fucking light bulb or some other sharp object.




Next... Repairing all the fucking damage you did and other fucking horse puckey.
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