Repairing the damage and preparing for surgery..







Ok, you've managed to unclog and fix that gutless
wonder but now the bag is full. Very full.
And you wonder why your fucking vacuum isn't
fucking sucking very well anymore.


First you'll need this. These are called fucking vacuum bags.
You can buy them just about anywhere, such as
fucking Fred Meyers or fucking Safeway.


Be sure to get the right bags for your fucking vacuum
or they won't do you any good.


Expect to pay a couple of bucks for a pack of bags. I found
these at a thrift store for 50 cents, or about 12 cents per bag.





First off, you need to put your fucking vacuum back together from when you had to open it up and unclog the fucking brush roll. Since the fucking vacuum belt is about to go anyway, I've decided to just say the hell with the fucking brush roll and go with suction-only.


Removing the fucking brush roll and the fucking vacuum belt.
In this kind of fucking vacuum, the belt only turns the fucking brush roll. It will still fucking suck without it.



Put the fucking baseplate back on, then stand your fucking vacuum upright.



Flush the fucking broken vacuum belt and the fucking brush roll down the fucking toilet.



Set out a bunch of fucking newspaper because you're about to make a fucking mess.



Unzip that fucking red bladder that holds the fucking vacuum bag.



Now you can fucking disembowel your fucking vacuum.
Tear that fucking vacuum bag out of the fucking red bladder.


Next: Disembowelling your really fucking nasty vacuum and getting that fucking vacuum bag changed.
Or go back... dealing with a fucking pussywhipped piece of shit that chokes on a fucking piece of tape