to seek serious psychotherapy.
(One of these is a FAKE! Can you spot the imposter?)
Auch wenn diese Site noch nicht besonders gefüllt ist, so ist schon zu erahnen,
dass sie ein Erfolg werden kann. Schließlich beschäftigt sie sich mit einem Gegenstand
des Alltags der uns (hoffentlich) einmal täglich sehr nahe kommt.
Seht es euch selbst an!
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more...
Stricken by The Joke Toliet! Help!
Rick's Padded Cell has its newest patient! It's white and made of porcelain.
The Two Bit Award Page
Featured in the Funnies; July 25 1999
Featured as "The WORST of the worst #1 worst godawful site" [sic] for June 16th, 1999.
In case you miss their biting commentary on the "Worst Of The Web" homebase, it appear at the bottom of this page, preserved
for all time's sake.
Surprise! One of the most difficult awards out there to receive, and this toity site did it!
Cheese goes great with wine or beer. Just don't get a DUI in your motorized wheelchair.
Netscape NetCenter's 'COOL SITE OF THE DAY' for June 9th 1999.
Voted a 5-Dingleberry Site on May 28,1999 by Four Dykes & a Dog Productions!
The SetOff Humor Site Of The Day for May 31, 1999! Very cool!
A 2-TURDER! There are very few sites that get 1 and 2 Turd Ratings from these guys! Thanks!
A very cool Award you can win for your "so cool it's strange!" website!
Toilet sites are especially encouraged to apply, but any strange & funny website can win it.
Winners of this award so far:
May: Porcelain Palace
June: Shoebox's Poorly Drawn Lamp Page
July: Virtual Toilet Paper Musuem
August: Dr. Mike's 'Two-Bit Awards Page'
September: Frick 'N Brite
October: The Toilet Museum (tie)
October: Fictional Band Names (tie)
The next Award will be issued sometime between November 1 and Dead Bird Burning In The Oven Day...
Comments left by some of our visitors...
"Your page is very sick, and it shows you need to see a head doctor to help you with your toilet fetish."
"YOUR PAGE SUCKS!!!!!!!!
"I just LOVE your toilet page. It made me laugh so hard I just about pissed my pants! I hope you win all of those 'good' awards that webmasters are always bestowing upon sites like this."
"Get a life. What a waste. It makes me sick to my stomach that people are allowed to post this kind of crap on the internet."
"What's with all the toilets? Disgusting!"
"What's so bad about the toilet site? This person dedicated alot of time and effort to create this site and I think it's sad that you all can't just FIND SOMETHING NICE TO SAY, YOU PEE PEE'S.
Thank you for your site, it kept me occupied for quite some time, which is more than I can say about some of those REAL waste of space sites out there."
"your page sucks!"
URINATOR? I'LL URINATE ALL OVER THIS PAGE! I BET YOU WATCH TELETUBBYS TOO! GET BENT!
-URINATOR ON YOUR PAGE
"Cool page, I like the graphics, especially the 'Beavis-ified' toilet brush and your garbage can awards. If I may make a suggestion though, you should have more stories about urinals.
P.S. You should change 'urinator' to 'urinal' in that one story where it comes off the wall and breaks that guy's feet. That's all, thank you."
"All I have to say about your toilets is I'm glad you have a hobby. Everyone needs a hobby. :-)"
"That's the best toilet site I've ever seen!!!"
Great work!!!"
"Toilets are better than porn. Given the two options I'd definitely pick the toilet over some porn."
"YOU SHOULD CHECK THE TOLIET WEB RING, I FOUND IT ON ANOTHER TOLIET PAGE."
"Your toilet site is funny. Thank You for making me laugh."
"I was deeply moved by your site as were my bowels. Thank you."
From "WORST OF THE WEB" guys Buzz, Melvin and Chip:
Buzz:"Imagine - we now need a Toilet webring! That's a whole lot of porcelain out in cyberspace."
Melvin:"Decorative decals for inside toilet bowls? Humanity's need for useless things has gone too far!"
Chip:"The Hall of Urinators is definitely lacking content. Come on people - I want to see the good, the bad and the nauseatingly disgusting."
